Folktale Lewdness

Mondo Culture Updated on 2024-01-28

During the Wanli period of the Ming Dynasty, there lived a young man named Fengchen in Jinan Mansion, because of the early death of his father, he followed his mother since he was a child, so his personality became a little eccentric, and he actually ignored the advice of his friends, but he fell in love with a little widow.

That afternoon, he went home carrying a bundle of dry firewood as usual, but when he passed by a melon shed, he suddenly heard the screams of a woman in the house, and was immediately startled.

So, he immediately frowned, and couldn't help but think in his heart: Oh, I'm going, something is wrong!Why is this woman's voice so familiar?Could it be that Xiulan met the bad guy?

Thinking of this, he shook his head, he couldn't keep calm in his heart anymore, and then a cold light appeared in his eyes, took out the donkey whip from his waist, kicked the door open and rushed in.

As a result, the scene in front of him made him stunned instantly!I saw that Xiulan, who I had a crush on, was actually pressed to the ground and defiled by Butcher Zhang.

What is strange is that this butcher Zhang didn't mean to be afraid at all, but slowly stood up and said disdainfully

Yo ho!Who should I be?I dare to destroy my good deeds, I didn't expect it to be you, a poor boy, but I'm kind-hearted, and I don't bother to bother with you, as long as you pretend not to see it, the 10 taels of silver will be your reward. ”

After saying this, he pursed his lips disdainfully, and directly threw 10 taels of silver to Fengchen.

Unexpectedly, when Fengchen took the silver, he actually laughed, and then pointed at Butcher Zhang's nose and scolded: "What a kind-hearted villain, I don't know who gave you the courage to let you dare to bully my woman here, and I am not afraid that the wind will flash my tongue." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he swung his right hand vigorously and smashed the silver on Butcher Zhang's head.

As a result, Butcher Zhang didn't pay attention for a while, his head was smashed with silver and blood, and he instantly let out a miserable scream in his mouth, and he was so frightened that he took a few steps back, and covered his wound and said angrily

Good boy, you dare to sneak attack me, this is simply your own death, this matter is not over, I will let you not survive tonight. ”

After saying this, he didn't know what was in his mind, and suddenly his eyes rolled, and he ran away towards the melon shed with a swish.

Oh, I'll go, that's it?Fengchen looked at the fleeing figure of Butcher Zhang, and pursed his lips disdainfully, he didn't expect that such a timid guy would dare to threaten himself

Thinking of this, he shook his head with a wry smile, directly retracted his thoughts, hurriedly helped Xiulan untie the rope, gently touched the reddened handprint on her face, and said distressedly

Sister Lan, now that you're fine, it's all my fault that I made you feel wronged, but what the hell is going on?Tell me about it!”

Hey!Speaking of this matter, I was angry, originally I looked at the weather today, so I went to the river to wash clothes with a wooden basin, who knew that when passing by the cornfield, I was covered by the butcher, and I didn't say a word, so I dragged me into the melon shed, and after I reacted, I naturally refused to comply, so I cried desperately, fortunately you found out, otherwise my name would not be guaranteed!”

After saying this, Xiulan's eyes turned red, and she actually threw herself into Fengchen's arms and cried.

Looking at Xiulan who was in pain in his arms, Fengchen wanted to comfort her, but he didn't know what to say for a while, and then there was hesitation in his eyes, and he was stunned with his hands raised.

At this moment, Fengchen suddenly smelled the body fragrance on Xiulan's body, and then his whole body was shocked, and his brain was suddenly stunned!Without saying a word, he kissed her fiercely on the mouth.

After about a cup of tea, Xiulan suddenly felt a chill on her body, and found that her clothes were gone, and then her face turned red, and she pushed Fengchen away, and said angrily

Okay, you're a disciple, I didn't expect you to take advantage of people's danger, what's the difference between this and that Zhang butcher?If this is known by the villagers, then how can I have a face to see people in the future!”

Seeing Xiulan's excited appearance, Fengchen also rolled his eyes helplessly, after all, this is the love of men and women, and the love is uncontrollable in the depths, how can he blame himself for being impulsive?

So, he rolled his eyes, and he didn't bother to make excuses to explain, but despite Xiulan's struggle, he grabbed her arm and dragged her into his arms, and then said with a serious face:

Sister Lan, don't be angry first, since things have come to this point, let's open the skylight and say something bright, in fact, I have long been in love with you, but I have never dared to confess, I guess you can also understand my thoughts, as long as you marry me as a wife, I will not treat you badly. ”

What, let me marry you?”

Xiulan was shocked when she heard this, and she didn't know what came to mind, so she suddenly grabbed Fengchen's ears and said angrily: "You kid is really good at fooling!."I almost believed it, it's not that I look down on you, and now you haven't even built a new house, what can I do to make me happy?”

Fengchen was overjoyed when he heard this, and immediately understood the meaning of Xiulan's words, and then smiled, touched his nose, and said embarrassedly

Sister Lan, it turns out that it's a matter of the house!That's not a problem at all, I'll tell you the truth!I have already bought a piece of land from the village chief, and I can find someone to build a house tomorrow, so you can be my wife obediently!”

After saying this, he laughed out loud and directly threw Xiulan to the ground.

Seeing Fengchen's actions, Xiulan was taken aback, then rolled her eyes, and immediately bit his arm, and then said proudly:

Hmph, I was distracted just now, so I let you take advantage of me, don't think I'm a widow and bully, if you want to get what you want, hurry up and build the house, and then spend candles in the cave room, tossing as you want. ”

As soon as the words fell, Xiulan's face turned red, and she hurriedly ran out of the melon shed with a swish.

Looking at Xiulan's escaping figure, although Fengchen was a little disappointed in his heart, he didn't bother at all, so he ran back to the village directly and went to the mason to discuss the matter of building a house.

In this way, Fengchen found a lot of carpenters, and with the help of relatives and friends, it didn't take long for the house to be built soon, after all, there are many people and there is great power, and this is all in the plan.

It's a pity that there are unforeseen circumstances, at noon this day, Fengchen made a meal, and when he was eating with the big guy, he suddenly saw an old nun in white, who actually walked in front of him in a panic and said anxiously:

Young man, poor Ni travels all over the world, and it is your fate to be able to pass by here, but I see that your Yin Tang is black, this is a bad omen!If I am not mistaken, in the northwest direction of your house, as long as you dig down the ground, you can dig out a lewd gourd, and then the disaster will be solved naturally, this is my gift to you, I hope you ...... in time”

Hmph, you shut up, you really treat me like a three-year-old!I don't care if you're a fake nun from **, now when I'm not angry, hurry up and disappear for me, trying to cheat me out of my money, it's just a pipe dream. ”

After saying this, Fengchen rolled his eyes, directly picked up a bowl of water, and splashed it at the nun.

As a result, after the nun was splashed with water, she was so angry that her whole body trembled, but she didn't expect her kindness to be humiliated by the other partyThis is simply unreasonable, and then he sighed and had to leave in disgrace.

Seeing the miserable appearance of the nun, Fengchen didn't care at all, but pursed his lips disdainfully, and continued to build a house with a mason.

As the saying goes, time is like flowing water, a month has passed in a blink of an eye, and with the joint efforts of the big guys, Fengchen finally built the new house, and then without saying a word, he began to beckon the matchmaker to go to Xiulan's house to propose marriage.

Fortunately, Xiulan is also a trustworthy and kind woman, and she didn't ask Fengchen for any bride price, and successfully decided the marriage.

However, there are unforeseen circumstances, and one morning before the wedding, when Xiulan was cooking in the kitchen, she suddenly saw a nun quietly walking into the courtyard, and then said with a smile

Is anyone at home?Poor Ni was a little thirsty when she passed by here, and she didn't know if she could ask for a glass of waterAfter all, it's too hot. ”

As soon as the words fell, Xiulan frowned, thinking that it was just a gesture, and then she didn't think much about it, so she walked out of the kitchen with a bowl of water, and said with a smile to the nun

Shitai don't be polite, it's not easy to go out, I can understand, if this bowl of water is not enough, I can go and get it again. ”

After saying that, she smiled directly and handed the water to the nun's hand.

Seeing Xiulan's kindness, the nun couldn't help but nodded, then rolled her eyes, took out a wooden bead from her body, and said with a smile

Girl, as the so-called grace of dripping water, will be reciprocated by the spring, since I drank your water, I naturally want to give you a wooden bead, it can save your life at a critical moment, but when I leave, I still want to give you a word, that is, don't cave room on the wedding night, remember!”

After saying this, I saw the nun clasp her hands together, and instantly turned into a streamer and disappeared.

Seeing this, Xiulan was also taken aback, knowing that she had met a master, although she didn't understand what she said, she still held the wooden bead tightly.

Three days later, Fengchen took the welcoming team to Xiulan's house, and with the help of relatives and friends, he naturally picked up the bride on the big sedan chair very smoothly.

However, what was surprising was that on the night of the wedding night, Fengchen drank too much wine because he was too happy, and as soon as he walked into the house, he pounced directly on the bride and wanted to start the cave room.

At this moment, suddenly there was a gust of wind in the house, and then the ground shook, and I saw a cloud of black gas slowly burrowing out of the ground, and it suddenly disappeared into Fengchen's brain.

As a result, Fengchen let out a miserable scream, lost consciousness instantly, and then his eyes turned red, and two fangs appeared in his mouth, and he bit Xiulan's neck without saying a word.

Seeing her husband's actions, Xiulan was so frightened that her back was cold, and she hurriedly flashed to the side, picked up the vase and smashed him to the ground, but unfortunately, he was not unconscious at all, but slowly stood up, his eyes became even colder.

At this moment, Xiulan's eyes lit up, and her mind suddenly remembered what the nun had said, so without saying a word, she took out the wooden bead from her body, and then threw it at her husband.

Unexpectedly, when Mu Zhu flew into the air, a golden light instantly emitted, and Fengchen was fixed in place, no matter how he struggled, it was always useless, and he could only bear it silently.

After about a cup of tea, under the illumination of the golden light, I saw that the black gas was slowly forced out of the body and burned to ashes in an instant.

At this time, Fengchen, who didn't stand firmly, heard a plop and fell to the ground, then rubbed his head, and said in a daze:

Xiulan, what are you doing standing at the door, isn't it the night of candles in our cave room tonight?Am I drunk?Otherwise, how could I be sitting on the ground!”

You shut up!”

Seeing that her husband was sober, Xiulan was also relieved, and finally understood the meaning of the nun's words at this time, and then her face turned dark, and she hurriedly walked up to her husband, grabbed his ear, and said with a serious face

Okay, you don't know what to do, did you do something bad behind my back?Hurry up and explain it to me, otherwise how can there be a cloudy wind in the house?I almost killed you just now. ”

Speaking of this, her nose was sore, and she choked up and recounted what had just happened.

After a while, when Fengchen listened to his wife's explanation, his face suddenly changed with fright, and his mind sounded in his head when he built the house, the nun's words were really effective!

Thinking of this, he patted his head vigorously and said with a panicked face: "Ah!".I understand, it's all that lewd gourd who is doing the trick, and it seems that someone is harming me. ”

Kinky gourd?When Xiulan heard this, she didn't understand the meaning of his words for a while, and then said in confusion: "Don't be surprised, quickly explain it to me." ”

Oops!You stupid woman, don't mess with me, in fact, I don't understand, now is not the time to explain, if you want to know the truth, come with me!”

After Fengchen said this, he ran to the northwest corner of the courtyard in a swoop, directly picked up a Luoyang shovel, and dug down.

After about an hour, Fengchen was tired and sweaty, and finally dug a large hole in the ground, and then there was a loud bang, and I saw an iron box exposed underneath.

Seeing this situation, it was impossible for Fengchen to say that he was not afraid, but in order to find out the truth, he swallowed his saliva and opened the iron box hard.

As a result, a black lewd gourd was exposed inside, constantly bubbling out of the yin wind, which made people shiver involuntarily when they looked at it.

Seeing this scene, Xiulan was so cold that she couldn't hold on, so she immediately pushed her husband and said impatiently to him, "Why are you still stunned?"This gourd doesn't look like a good thing, so I didn't set it on fire quickly. ”

When Fengchen heard this, he immediately reacted, then scratched his head in embarrassment, went directly to the kitchen to get firewood, and then burned the gourd.

After a while, when the gourd was burned to ashes, Xiulan instantly felt that the yin qi around her disappeared, and then she breathed a sigh of relief in her heart, and took her husband to the cave room.

However, they didn't know that in a thatched hut 50 miles away from here, they saw Butcher Zhang bleeding to the ground, looking at the sky with his eyes, and said unwillingly

AhhWho the hell is meddling?actually broke my Yin Wind Array, I almost succeeded in one step, and I won't let ...... if I am a ghost”

Who knew that before he could finish speaking, he rattled and stared directly at him.

This may be that good is rewarded, evil is rewarded, it is not that it is not reported, the time has not yet come, it is still necessary to be kind in life and do things, only in this way can we live a happy life of peace and security!

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