Get out of trouble, humor makes you desperate

Mondo Social Updated on 2024-01-30

Humor, it is a flash of wisdom, like a naughty and lovely child who is skillfully touched to the itch of the spirit, making people laugh from the inside out. It is like a cup of tea on a hot day, nourishing the thirst of your heart;It is like a breeze blowing on your face, allowing you to enjoy the pleasure of relaxation;It is a ray of sunshine in winter, dispelling the cold haze of life. Humor, like a wonderful show, shows your talent and charm, and it is a powerful force to bring you back to life in desperate situations. In 1671, the theft of the crown of England shocked the world. A five-member criminal group led by Bright ** and sentenced to death. However, King Charles II took a keen interest in these lawless thieves and decided to interrogate them personally. Bright's gang of criminals impressed the King with their extraordinary bearing, humorous language, and witty defense, and they were not only spared death, but also received a large bounty. In this interrogation, Bright's defense was brilliant. He is not only clever and eloquent, full of courage and talent, but also vividly interprets the true character of a scoundrel. Not only did he skillfully avoid the king's rebuke, but he also praised the king with witty words, which made the king laugh at his anger. With his humorous wit, Bright not only saves his own life and that of his friends, but also receives an unexpected reward. Bright's defense can be described as brilliant, touting Bo Huan to the fullest, showing full of scoundrel nature, but also full of courage and talent. Here are some excerpts from the interrogation conversations:

Charles II: "You also attempted to assassinate the Duke of Ormond twice, did you?"”

Bright: "Your Majesty, I just wanted to see if he was worthy of the high position you gave him. If he is easily sent away by me, His Majesty will be able to choose a more suitable person to replace him. ”

The King pondered for a moment, looked at the prisoner carefully, and felt that he was not only bold, but also sharp-toothed. Then he asked, "You are getting more and more bold, and this time you have stolen my crown!"”

Bright: "I know this is too arrogant, but I can only use it as a reminder that Your Majesty cares about a veteran who has no place to live."

King Ying: "You're not my subordinate, what do you want me to care about you?"”

Bright: "My Majesty, I have never fought against you. In the past, it was unfortunate that the British fought each other, but now the world is peaceful, and everyone is your subject, and of course I am your subordinate. ”

The king thought he was a scoundrel, but still asked, "Say it yourself, how should you be punished?" ”

Bright: "Legally, we should be sentenced to death. However, after the death of 5 of us, each of us has at least two relatives who will shed tears and curse you for it. From Your Majesty's point of view, it is much better to have 10 more people appreciating you than 10 more ** tears cursing you. ”

Charles II never expected him to answer like this, nodded involuntarily, and asked: "Do you think you are a warrior or a coward?"”

Bright: "Your Majesty, since your wanted warrant, I have no place to hide, and I have to hold a fake funeral in my hometown, hoping that ** mistakenly think that I am dead and no longer pursue me, which is certainly not the behavior of a warrior." So, I may be a warrior in the eyes of others. But I am only a coward in the face of you, Your Majesty, a true warrior. Charles II appreciated this conversation so much that he ordered Bright to be spared the death penalty for the first time.

This case is a great example of the power of humor. Although Bright's gang of crime groups were sentenced to death, because of their open-minded demeanor and humorous answers, they used their crimes to bring out the wisdom of the British king, and made the British king turn his anger into laughter. Humor is not a quibble, but an attitude to life. It brings infinite joy to people with its wit and wisdom. If you've learned humor, you're in luck;If you don't know how to be humorous, then at least learn to appreciate it.

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