1.Xiao Ming met his friend Xiao Li, only to see him hanging his head and sullen.
Xiao Li: "Ah, my dear friend, something happened to you?".”
Xiao Ming: "It's still for the marriage!."Hey, tell me, when is the right time for a man to get married?”
Xiao Li: "Because it's you, I'll be honest with you: if you're still young, then don't be busy getting married;."If you're older, you don't have to get married!”
2.I bought a memory card online, more expensive, at that time, the owner promised to send a small gift, more expected, after receiving a memory card, nothing, I was angry, replaced with a memory card ready to start up complaining, the result** scanned out a 5 g piece, immediately burst into tears, conscience seller, don't say a word, praise!
3.Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong fell in love at school, and this matter was discovered by Teacher Chinese, and Teacher Chinese questioned Xiao Ming: "Your early love is wrong, do you know that it is wrong?"Xiao Ming said: "What's wrong with early love?The Chinese teacher replied indignantly: "Early love affects the grades of the two of you and affects your studies!."Xiao Ming said unconvinced: "It is said that early love affects school, but school also affects our early love!."I don't know who influences whom!”
4.My sister used to be a goddess-level figure, and her weight soared to 160 pounds within two years of marriage. One day, my brother-in-law and my father were drinking and drinking, and my brother-in-law hugged my father and said, "Dude, I want to return it, your daughter has just used it for two years." Then he looked up at me who was standing next to me in shock, and said, "It's okay to exchange the goods!""The next day, my sister asked, and my brother-in-law said that he had drunk too much and couldn't remember anything.
5.My colleague recently had a new girlfriend, and I decided to take the girl out to travel together to cultivate my feelings, and sent it to the circle of friends: the first time I traveled out of the province, I was so excited, is there anything I need to pay attention to?Another male colleague replied: Count your period!
5.My colleague recently had a new girlfriend, and I decided to take the girl out to travel together to cultivate my feelings, and sent it to the circle of friends: the first time I traveled out of the province, I was so excited, is there anything I need to pay attention to?Another male colleague replied: Count your period!
6.A factory held a knowledge quiz. One of the answers is a question: What are the Four Treasures of the Study. This question seems very simple, but some young people still don't understand the four treasures of the study and can't answer them. One of the young people's answers was: a precious wife, a precious son, a jeweled necklace, and a jeweled ring.
7.I bought a dual-SIM dual-standby mobile phone, and found that the speed was slower, so I asked the boss why?The boss said, "Are you illiterate?".Dual SIM dual standby means double stuttering and double waiting. "A thousand words are combined into one sentence, and others may not accept it. Why don't you try to send a sum of money?