Text: Xu Keying
The tutors never imagined that the post-95 and post-00 graduate students they brought out with great effort were launching a show on Xiaohongshu"Academic Pig Bajie".The earthy carnival——
The day of the academic conference is the time when my old pig appears. "When others come to participate in high-end academic conferences, they are all riveting to rub their side with the bigwigs, and while getting acquainted with people, they are crazy to absorb the most cutting-edge academic fruits.
The "Academic Zhu Bajie" is different, focusing on eating and drinking - wake up in the morning for a hotel buffet, lunch for a high-end meal, a beautiful tea break between the afternoon lectures, and if you are lucky, you can also get a dinner party at night.
Originally, those who could be taken out by the tutor to participate in the academic conference were all proud protégés, and they were pinned on the high hopes of expanding the circle. At least, it should be the image of a young talent who makes the bigwigs tearful and feel terrible in the future.
But after seeing the students who were dizzy when listening to the report and only promised when socializing, but turned to the tea break area to eat and eat and take the "conspicuous bag", the tutor wanted to poke his eyes, and he forgot about each other in the rivers and lakes.
This is probably in the academic world"The farthest distance":
You exalted the text and talked to him about the meaning of academic exchanges;
He snorted and asked where you got the freshly baked egg tart.
Image source network. "I'm an old pig!”
I don't know when young people in the academic circle began to attack those classic images. From "Academic Daji", "Academic Jiang Ziya", "Academic Robinson", "Academic Grandma Liu", "Academic Hulk"...and then to the current "academic pig".
They deconstruct the classic image, label some of their corresponding traits, and launch a collective "diagnosis" of memes.
Netizens created their own "Academic Roll Call List" @科研搬砖小猫咪.
As a qualified "academic pig", the main attack is to eat and drink. "The report was only understood, and the tea break kept going down. "The Pure Altar Messenger is on the line!”.
For the "Eight Precepts", the life and death line of SCI delivery is not as good as the host's "tea break" at the academic conferenceThe attitude of fighting day and night in the laboratory is not as comfortable as rushing to the tea break area between meetings.
So, why does "Zhu Bajie" frequently appear in academic conferences?
No way, the academic conference is so fragrant!”
As the main carrier of efficient communication in the academic circle, the importance of academic conferences is self-evident.
Generally speaking, in order to create a good environment for communication, the conference organizer will take care of all aspects of the participating scholars' clothing, food, housing and transportation, such as well-arranged academic reports, comfortable living environment, and rich and delicious meals. This gave some destined "Zhu Bajie" an opportunity to take advantage of.
Why is it Zhu Bajie?There are many lazy characters in various classic masterpieces and film and television works, why can Zhu Bajie enjoy this exclusive favor?
In fact, delicious can only be regarded as the most mediocre feature of the "second senior brother".
The "second senior brother" in the TV series "Journey to the West".
As we all know, graduate school is a job.
When you are only in your early twenties, you have to comb your hair like an adult, crawl around in the fiercely competitive and "gunsmoke" academic circle, and always be ready to accept the double explosion of IQ and reality. This is really cruel to the post-95s and post-00s who are only more than 300 months old.
And Zhu Bajie, who has a good appetite and never has internal friction, has naturally become a "spiritual depression" that scientific research workers yearn for.
Although "Academic Zhu Bajie" was born at an academic conference, their battlefield was not confined to the venue
When faced with peer pressure, they bared their teeth and smiled, "It's really good";
In the face of the strong advice of the younger brothers and sisters, they responded honestly with a rigorous scientific attitude, focusing on seeking truth from facts: "Senior sister just ate 1 year more than you, touched fish for 1 more year, and ordered takeout for 1 more year, um";
Stupid fat goose goose.
When they encounter problems that they can't do or can't do, they will also exert the spirit of Zhu Bajie to the end, and if they have something, they will find the senior brother, and if they can't find anyone, they will do it again tomorrow
When he is in a dilemma and is forced to do business, he also exudes Zhu Bajie's self-confidence from the inside out, in addition to eating and drinking, it is to take a photo with the big guy, after all, people are out of the house, and the identity is given by themselves;
Wait for the light and wait for the stool. Because of his low academic ability, he was ashamed of his mentor, and while wailing "I'm sorry for the director", he silently changed the IP name to "I want to be an academic pig", and staged a yin and yang drama of "being a pig's heart, everyone knows";
It's really hard to suppress the shame, and I can't help but confide in the mentor, so the world where only the mentor is injured has been achieved;
I want to be an academic pig and a @raining
There is also a deep sense of self-doubt. But the sorrow of the "Zhu Bajie" can't stay for 3 seconds, and it won't be caused by internal friction.
The mentor has to rely on this for his whole life, and I have only been here for three years. "Seeing the tutor doing projects, reading literature, and correcting ** in the middle of the night, the short ** in the hands of the eight precepts is correct, and the teacher-student relationship is mainly a "parallel line love";
Once you self-diagnose yourself as an "academic pig Bajie" on the Internet, a group of "Bajie" will come to huddle together to keep warm. If you accidentally let the tutor die socially, a group of difficult brothers and sisters will immediately appear in the comment area, and a collective apology to the mentor will be staged. Which teacher could not cry out when he saw it: "Is this my blessing or my sin?"
Of course, there are also more clever mentors who have turned to the strategy of "joining if they can't beat it", using the wisdom of "enriching research animals" as their teachers, successfully breaking into the organization of "Academic Zhu Bajie", and then backhanding them to "draw salaries from the bottom of the kettle".
iamtongz, @小李小李锦鲤鲤鲤.
Question the Eight Precepts, understand the Eight Precepts, and become the Eight Precepts
Once upon a time, Zhu Bajie was the most unpopular of the five-person group of masters and apprentices in "Journey to the West".
He is lazy and lazy, Xi habitual fishing, and his cultivation is even worse. The ability and understanding are not as good as Sun Wukong, and the down-to-earth and industrious are not as good as the sand monks, and they cause trouble for **. In a sense, Zhu Bajie is not even a positive character.
Tang Seng and three apprentices.
Who would have thought that Zhu Bajie, who was once criticized, would counterattack today's word-of-mouth and become a good medicine for contemporary young people.
The reason for this is that perhaps we have never really understood the Eight Precepts in the past.
Those who have hated and questioned the Eight Precepts will eventually find that the Bajie is actually the one who most resembles ordinary people. Young people are shocked to realize how valuable Bajie's self-consistency and spontaneity are under the increasingly fierce social competition!
For example, in the face of the pie drawn by the superior or Party A, only Zhu Bajie replied on the spot:
*Excerpt from the 86 version of the "Journey to the West" TV series.
No matter how difficult it is, the "heartless and lungless" Bajie will not treat himself badly and forget to eat:
When encountering the criticism of others, Bajie doesn't care, and is self-consistent in a closed-loop three-view system, enjoying himself:
More importantly, in the face of frequent denials and discrimination, Zhu Bajie never doubted himself. On the contrary, he is a natural optimist with absolute self-confidence:
Let's ask, what kind of scientific research worker doesn't want to live as an "academic pig"?And who is a migrant worker who doesn't want to have a ** worker like Zhu Bajie who can stably output happiness and contribute jokes?
If Sun Wukong is a person who can achieve great things, then Zhu Bajie is a happy catcher who can nourish life.
"Master of Deconstructionism".
Zhu Bajie also has an inexplicable label on the Internet - many people jokingly call him a "master of deconstructionism" to highlight his ability to "be keen on demolishing the stage and good at demolishing the stage".
In many contexts, the originally serious and profound preaching words were "deconstructed" by Zhu Bajie and divided by two into a vernacular that makes people laugh. It seems to be illogical, but there is a taste of "vulgar to transparent" under the careful tasting.
This is also one of the reasons why Zhu Bajie is loved by young people in the academic circle.
When we zoom out and look at the background board, we will find that the post-95s and post-00s are using the Internet to carry out a "deconstruction" movement on academics in their own way, disenchanting authority and dogma.
One of the core tools is humor. As a result, a large number of academic "Internet memes" like "Zhu Bajie" came into being
They deconstruct those excellent colleagues who should be stressors into "academic partners", and with the mentality of "everything can be used", they lighten the heavy and difficult scientific research action
They use emojis and four-panel comics to alleviate the frustration and confusion of repeatedly missing the shot;
They call themselves "scientific dogs", and they use all kinds of funny characters to lower their profile and reduce expectations
The whole process of "academic garbage" production is reproduced in the way of sketch interpretation and one person playing multiple roles;
Use the generic narrative structure of "what if" and "what you think vs actually" to present some realistic situations and unpolished truth.
Osmanthus latte, @要按时毕业拿到博士学位, @是安安迪博士呀, @博士丽人莓莓.
In fact, those academic novices who call themselves "Zhu Bajie" initially just used the setting of Bajie to dilute their embarrassment of being at a loss and having no way to communicate in a high-end academic conference.
These characters are more like a "fig leaf" for young people - in the name of self-deprecation, to resolve their embarrassing situation at the bottom of the chain of contempt in the academic social field.
Although Zhu Bajie "lacks talent and has a stubborn personality, he has endured hardships and grown no less than others on this hard-fought road.
If you study the storyline carefully, you will find that although Zhu Bajie is lazy to eat, he has never done less or lazy, and rarely drops the chain at critical moments.
Just like those graduate students who call themselves "academic pigs", no matter how crazy and self-indulgent they are, they will always sourly mark a sentence at the end of the post:
Just kidding, you still have to listen to the big guy's speech. ”
- After all -
You still have to learn, you still have to pay, you still have to suffer, and the ideals in your heart will still grow on time.