In the university library, a boy asks a girl:"Can I sit next to you?"The girl raised her voice:"Nope!I don't want to spend the night with you!"
The students in the library looked at him, and he was embarrassed. After a few minutes, the girl walked over to the boy's table and said:"I'm studying psychology, and I know very well what men are thinking, are you embarrassed now?"
The boy suddenly said loudly"1000 a night?That's too expensive!"
The students in the library looked at the girl in shock. The boy stood up and whispered in the girl's ear"I studied politics and I know how to ruin someone"。
Yan Zi crossed the river in winter, and when he saw the people wading barefoot across the river, he used his own car to carry the people over. As a result, Yanzi's prestige doubled.
The next year, Yan Zi came to the river again, and still found that the people were crossing the river barefoot, and Yan Zi carried the people over again. Yanzi's reputation is even higher.
When Confucius heard this, he was very angry: "This is clearly selling fame and reputation!."As the minister of state, if Yan Zi really cares about the suffering of the people, he should build a bridge there, but he has done nothing for a year, has not solved the fundamental problem, and everything is a play!”
A flock of sheep was kept in the sheepfold, and the butcher came to kill them all. The sheep knew the news and rallied as one to push the butcher out of the sheepfold.
A few days later, the butcher came again and said that only the black sheep were needed. The flock hesitated, but in order to protect the majority, they finally chose to sacrifice a few black sheep in exchange for safety. Although it was a little reluctant, everyone thought it was worth it.
However, the butcher didn't stop there. The next day, he asked for sheep that only needed short tails. Although some sheep were dissatisfied, they eventually agreed in order to protect the majority.
On the third day, the butcher offered only tall and strong sheep. Although some sheep were uneasy, they agreed to protect the majority.
Half a month later, the last white long-tailed, emaciated dwarf sheep was captured by the butcher. It struggled powerlessly and asked in despair, "Why are you arresting me when I have avoided all your conditions?"”
The butcher sneered, "You always think that every time you kill another sheep, you are complacent that you can survive by luck." But you have never understood my logic of killing sheep. ”
In fact, all history says 4 sentences:
First, if Heaven wants to perish, it must first make him arrogant.
Second, when it's dark, it's bright, and the chaos will always come in time.
Third, time is a sieve that can sift out everything, but unfortunately it never learns its lesson.
Fourth, there is much help for the righteous, and little help for the unjust.
The answer of the master:
Politics is not that complicated, politics is the study of fighting for power.
The system is not so complicated, the system is the science of limiting power.
The political system is less complicated, and the political system is the study of returning the absolute power of man to the relative power subject to supervision.
Zhu Yuanzhang asked why Huanggang rebelled
Huang said: "We are either tired to death or starve to death when we build the Great Wall, so can we not rebel!."”
When Zhu Yuanzhang heard this, he was a little puzzled: "Didn't the imperial court pay the salary?"”
Huang said: "Two thousand households colluded and deducted half of the food, and we could only starve." ”
Zhu Yuanzhang was very sad and said, "Why don't you sue the official?"”
Huang asked Zhu Yuanzhang rhetorically: "When you rebelled, why didn't you sue the official?"”