The first time my friend went to her boyfriend's house to meet her parents, her boyfriend's mother opened the door, and when she entered the door, she tripped over the threshold and knelt directly, supported the ground with her hands, and shouted in her mouth: Ouch. !Everyone was stupid, and then my boyfriend's mother said: It's okay to call Mom, you don't have to do such a big courtesy!
I heard the cry of the stool
I went on a trip alone, and no one helped me take pictures so I asked passers-by to take pictures, but he kept telling me to step back a little or not to take pictures of the whole body, and said that he wanted to help me take pictures of the back and said that it was more meaningful. Then, when I turned around, someone else had my phone with me!Lost!It's over!Why is there no trust between this person at all!!
The effect of changing the perspective
I went to Changsha from Wuhan to play with my classmates, took the train, and began to sleep as soon as I got on the train, and woke up to find that I had taken the station, and then bought a ticket back to one station, and fell asleep again when I got on the train, and when I woke up, I found that I had returned to Wuhan.
Who will have me cute
I helped my brother write a wedding invitation, and I suddenly felt a little wrong !! writing itIs it wrong?I checked the more than 20 copies that I had written!No problem!Is it wrong?At this time, my sister-in-law came over. I saw the invitation I had just written, and said, "Let's write your brother's name, you still have to go to school!!.""It turns out that I wrote all my names.
I feel that the sister's temperament was killed by the second senior brother in seconds
I went to Qingdao with my parents to play, imitating my idol jumping in front of a big rock by the sea, and wanted my mother to help me capture my cool scene in mid-air, but I didn't expect the soles of my feet to slip directly on the stone and knock out half of my front teeth, and then my mother captured the scene of me lying on the stone on all fours, and now she turned this over to others as soon as someone came to the house, and she was so tired.
Cat life, carefree
It is said that the son of the family has to be fed at home before he is willing to eat, and one day he was curious and wondered how to eat this product in kindergarten.
So I went to see it at noon, and this little guy actually found a girl to feed him!
Is this necessary?
A female colleague came over and said, "Last night, I dreamed that you came to see me on a colorful auspicious cloud." I blushed: "Huh?".Female colleague: "You're sticking your tongue out at me." Me: "Haha, am I so naughty?"Female colleague: "Well, you were squatting at Erlangshen's feet at that time." ”
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