There's always some news every year.
It makes people happy, it makes people sad.
Or exciting, exciting.
But there's always some news.
makes people frown and cry and laugh after seeing it.
Complex expressions. Let's review what we encountered.
News comparable to a joke.
Spend 50,000 yuan to buy the master's blessing "nectar water".
After drinking, it was found to be ineffective.
Ms. Tian, a citizen of Beijing, was distressed that the conflict between husband and wife was difficult to solve, and the nanny at home introduced her to Xu, who claimed to be the reincarnation of "Miaofa Rulai", and Xu recommended to Ms. Tian the "nectar water" that she had "blessed", saying that it could intervene in the magnetic field around Ms. Tian and ease the relationship between husband and wife. Ms. Tian believed it and spent more than 50,000 yuan to "respectfully invite" 500 bottles of "nectar water". After drinking and finding it useless, Xu refused to refund on the grounds of "enforcing the law of heaven". Ms. Tian called the police, and after investigation, the so-called "nectar water" was filtered and bottled with tap water that Xu received from the kitchen of her residence. In September this year, the court sentenced the "master" to one year in prison and a fine of 10,000 yuan.
Netizen spicy comment: Can you still find that there is no effect?If you want me to say, that's the effect.
I can also filter it, he really, I cried to death.
The man steals the money from the merit box.
Called the Bodhisattva to give me an OK comparison
In November this year, Shanghai Chongming** received a report from Shenxiu Nunnery in Gangxi Town that the incense money in the merit box was stolen. **Soon locked up the suspect Qin and arrested him. Qin confessed to the crime of stealing the incense money in the nine merit boxes, but argued that he was not stealing: "I asked the Bodhisattva if he could take the money in the merit box, and the Bodhisattva was more 'ok'"!At present, Qin is suspected of theft and is criminally detained by Chongming ** in accordance with the law.
Netizen spicy comment: The Bodhisattva's gesture is, starting in three years.
That gesture tells you to "be careful, there are 3 cameras"!
The son defrauded 300,000 yuan, and the old lady refused to return the compensation.
Later, in order to get her son out of prison, the old lady was defrauded of 300,000 yuan.
Mrs. Tian's son Li pretended to be a soldier and defrauded others of more than 30 yuan. The judge contacted Mrs. Tian and hoped that she would return the victim, but Mrs. Tian claimed that she had no money and was only willing to pay 9,000 yuan. In the end, the court sentenced Li to seven years and six months in prison, and then Mrs. Tian met He, and the other party said that she could change the sentence to Li and reduce the sentence and get Li out of prison, Mrs. Tian believed it and was finally defrauded of 300,000 yuan.
Netizen spicy comment: The closed loop is closed!
In the second case, the family of the criminal said that they were only willing to pay 9,000 ......
The man walked back to Xiangyang from Wuhan without eating or drinking after the quarrel.
It turned out to be the other way around.
On January 22, in Wuhan, Hubei, the man decided not to eat or drink in a fit of anger because of a quarrel with his colleagues, and walked back to his hometown Xiangyang from Wuhan on foot. After listening to the man's account, the police said: "You went the other way. The police then put him on a train to Xiangyang.
Netizen spicy comment: It doesn't matter, the earth is round
Didn't you figure it out after walking for so long?
The man dodged drunk driving and jumped into the river 3 times.
The result was a blood test with an alcohol content of 0
On February 5, when the Jiangsu traffic police were investigating drunk driving, they found that a driver suddenly abandoned the car and fled, and jumped into the lake in a panic. The man said that as long as the police retreated, he would go ashore, so the police stepped back first, and when he went ashore, he was ready to step forward, but the man jumped into the river again, jumping back and forth three times. The police had no choice but to call for help from the fire department and forcibly rescued the man ashore. After examination, the man's blood alcohol content was 0, and he abandoned the car and jumped into the river because he had drunk alcohol the night before and his heart was weak. But in the end, the man was handed over to the police station for obstructing the execution of his official duties.
Spicy comments from netizens: He runs and chases, and it is difficult for him to fly with wings!
I thought it was because I drank the lake empty, and I couldn't find out the alcohol dilution ......
After being late for 58 days and being resigned 21 times, he applied for arbitration.
*Another 16 minutes late on the day.
A woman in Guangzhou, who was late 21 times after only 58 days of employment, and her work ability did not match her resume, was dismissed by the company. The woman was dissatisfied with the company's compensation and applied for labor arbitration. As a result, on the day of the labor arbitration**, she was 16 minutes late. The arbitration resulted in favor of the company and rejected her application.
Spicy comments from netizens: Is this a late fruit?
The lightning was amazed to see it.
Disguised as a plastic bag.
Man burglaries office building at 3 a.m.
At 3 a.m. in December 2023, in an office building in Guiyang, a man disguised himself as a "plastic bag" to steal. During his presence, the power on one floor of an office building that was clearly on the ground running, and after committing the crime, the suspect would cover himself with a plastic bag and leave. At present, the suspect has confessed to 7 cases and stolen more than 100,000 yuan of property, most of which have been recovered by the police.
Netizen spicy comment: The moment it came out, hahahahaha
I hope he will be soon!
Thieves pick out the noon crimes.
Because he thinks that "sooner or later he will be caught".
At noon on August 20, Jiangxi Xinyu ** arrested a thief Liu Moumou, when the police asked him why he ran out at noon to steal, he replied, "Because sooner or later he will be arrested." At noon on September 15, the Xinyu Yuanhe Public Security Criminal Investigation Brigade received a report from the security guard of an enterprise in the jurisdiction that someone had stolen cables in the factory area, and the police arrested two suspects on the spot, one of whom was Liu Moumou, who had just come out of the detention center. Liu Moumou thought that the last time he was arrested was purely an accident, but he still firmly believed in the purpose of "taking advantage of noon, because something will happen sooner or later", so he was arrested again.
Netizen spicy comment: Homophonic stalks aren't played like this?!
Cultured, but not much ......
Man steals a hundred-pound stone lion.
Just because the more you look at it, the more pleasing it is to the eye.
In May 2023, the Heizhuanghu Police Station of the Chaoyang Public Security Bureau in Beijing received a report that two stone lions weighing 100 catties placed in front of a villager's house in the jurisdiction had been stolen overnight. The police launched an investigation, and after several hours of visits and monitoring, they finally found suspicious clues and arrested the suspect Sun. Asked why he wanted to steal such a heavy stone lion, Sun said: He passed by the door of the policeman's house, and was immediately attracted by the stone lion.
Spicy comments from netizens: Looking for him in a dream, I suddenly looked back, and squatted at the door of people's homes to ......
Lion: You're not too heavy!
The man wanted to study it because of his "bad life".
went to the bookstore to steal "Zhou Yi" and was arrested.
On March 9, "Zhou Yi" was stolen from a bookstore in Shaoxing, Zhejiang, and the police quickly arrested the suspect Cao. Cao said that his life was not good, he had no money to buy books, and he wanted to steal a copy of "Zhou Yi" to study why. In the end, Cao was detained in accordance with the law for theft.
Netizen spicy comment: You just said that you didn't change your life, right?
It's very spiritual!2023 is coming to an end.
Hopefully in the new year.
Everyone can read more books and newspapers
Increase knowledge and reject superstition.
Be law-abiding and be a good citizen!
Original title: "Read carefully, be careful to laugh so much that you can't sleep!".In 2023, these news are even more outrageous than jokes