Telling jokes in the ancient vernacular is really unique, half-vulgar and half-elegant.
Continue to dig into the meat jokes in "The Legend of the Laughing Forest".
The comments under the original text are written by me.
People ask the doctor to see the breast fetish, and the doctor plays with the good milk. When the Lord asked what he meant, he replied, "I have carefully considered it here, and it is necessary to heal him as well." ”
Note: This is a joke doctor.
The old man continued to marry a woman, and his son eavesdropped on him at night, but he heard that he called "happy" and frequently called "cool".
Zi Daxi said: "My father is old, and he still has such energy, and this longevity is also." ”
If you look at it carefully, it is to order the concubine to scratch her back.
The couple was doing something, and suddenly the mother-in-law broke in, and the husband immediately avoided in a hurry, and asked his wife to say: "If the mother-in-law asks, don't say it's me." ”
Note: Why do you say it's not me?Is it because you're in a hurry, or are you used to it?
Su Ren met a friend: "Why was my brother so happy yesterday and worked hard at home." ”
Youyun: "Not really. ”
The man said, "I have been listening to it in the house for a long time, and I still have to rely on it?"”
The friend said: "Liar brother is not a person, I was really not at home yesterday." ”
Note: The Su circle is too chaotic.
A beautiful woman is newly married, and on the night of the party, the beautiful woman said: "Jun is a scholar, slave out of a pair, please Jun right."
If you can answer, you will allow clouds and rain, otherwise you will not follow. ”
The bridegroom said, "I wish to hear it." ”
The woman said: "The willow color is ** tender, the pear blossoms are white and snowy, do you love it?"”
The groom said to him: "The cave is big, and the sun and moon are long in the pot, are you afraid?"”
A woman who is not married asked her sister-in-law privately: "Is this a pleasure?"”
Sister-in-law said: "There is a lot of fun, just for the gift of Zhou Gong, and the ears of the husband and wife." ”
After the daughter got married, she returned to Ning, and when she saw her sister-in-law, she laughed and scolded: "What a liar." ”