Introduction: In the list of gods, Nuwa Niangniang is undoubtedly the most powerful woman, because she has mastered the key skills of mending the heavens and obtained a patent. She is a very lazy woman, she doesn't like to move her muscles and bones, she can't move her mouth, she just sits there every day, watching others work, she feels bored. As a result, throughout her life, she has experienced countless ups and downs, has not had to worry about food and drink, and is free to travel around the world. In this vast world, there is no man who can match her, therefore, Nuwa is always alone, not because no one wants to, but because no one wants to. Her husband is a businessman and he loves her, but she doesn't want him. She is more inclined to run her own business than marriage and family.
Nuwa's heart is full of pride because of her powerful aura and exquisite skills. She does not tolerate any blasphemy or disrespect towards her. If someone violates her bottom line, she would rather kill 10,000 by mistake than let anyone go.
King Xu, a ruler who does not know life and death, actually touched Nuwa's bottom line and wrote a love letter to Nuwa without restraint. His writing is mediocre, lacks deep meaning, and is completely a bunch of ** words and tones.
Nuwa caught a glimpse of the love letter and became furious: "Do you dare to write a love letter for me at your level?"I thought that as long as there were no spelling mistakes, I could call it a love letter, and I really didn't want to live anymore!”
As a result, the following storyline emerged
1. King Su celebrates Nuwa's birthday.
The original intention of the king was to go to Nuwa's entourage to celebrate her birthday. Unexpectedly, she fell in love with Nuwa's idol at first sight, which led to a **annoyance!Later, he wanted to call his daughter God. The original text reads as follows:
At the court meeting one morning, the king asked the ** in charge of driving according to official procedures: the person who submitted the song left, and the person who did not have a job dispersed the court meeting. ”
Before he finished speaking, a person from the right class walked out, he leaned over the golden steps, raised his tooth wat high, and called out to him in the mountains: "I am the prime minister who treats the guilty of business, in charge of the government, I dare not report something, tomorrow is March 15, the Christmas day of Nuwa Niangniang, please come to Nuwa Palace to offer incense." ”
Since the generation of King Su's father, Shang Rong has been the king's right-hand man, and is regarded as a very prestigious old minister in the imperial court.
The king asked curiously, "What great deeds does Nuwa have, and why do I despise the ten thousand vehicles and offer incense?"”
In a direct and rude way, the king asked: What is so extraordinary about Nuwa, and what kind of good deeds and merits has she done?How did she get such a big credit?I also hope that this king can personally offer incense to her to celebrate her birthday?Is she a woman?Did she ever pay out of her own pocket to help people affected by disasters, or use her own medical methods to help those in need?
Shang Rong said: "Nuwa Niangniang is an ancient goddess with sacred virtues. At that time, the head of the Gonggong clan touched the Buzhou Mountain, causing the sky to tilt to the northwest and the earth to the southeast. In order to restore this sky, Nuwa collected five-colored stones and refined them, so she made a great contribution to the people. In order to repay her kindness, all people will hold sacrifices. Now, if we sing the praises of this blessed god, then the four seasons will be peaceful, the fate of the country will continue, the wind and the sun will be beautiful, and the disasters will gradually disappear. She is the chief deity who protects the country and its people, and His Majesty should come and offer incense. ”
After hearing this, the king took a deep breath and said, "I am really surprised, this Nuwa has done far more good deeds than her donations and medical practice, and she has also mastered some spells. Since her influence is so great that she can make the calamities of the people of the world disappear, then I must go and see it for myself. At the same time, I also want to see what this shocking Nuwa is like, even Prime Minister Shang Rong is her loyal fan."
The king then ordered: "Zhun Qing submits the recital." "The king returned to the palace. The next day, the emperor took a sedan chair and took two teams of civil and military ** to Nuwa Palace to offer incense.
Hand in hand 2, trigger lovesickness, cause both ends of the disaster.
This time the king did not appear is lucky, but because the act of incense has led to the desolation of the whole country and the unemployment of the people, as the ancients said: "Spread the hook and line in the river, and fish out right and wrong from now on."
The king led a huge army and made a spectacular charge towards the Nuwa Palace. This day is the twenty-third day of the lunar month. When they arrived, Nuwa was not at home, and she went out on official duty with two bodyguards.
Prime Minister Shang Rong's original meaning was: We only need to put down the birthday gift and return after the visit, knowing in our hearts that as long as Nuwa Niangniang accepts our sincerity, it will be enough. Isn't this a trick?There are many gifts from others, but not every gift needs to be scrutinized. We don't have to look at other people's faces like they do, I just take other people's things myself, what do you have to say no!We really didn't have to necessarily meet the host.
However, this is not the view of the king: even if Nuwa is not at home, since we have already come a long way, we should find a place to rest. He decided to visit the goddess and see where her home wasBy the way, you might as well take a tour of the goddess's lavish residence – after all, she is a very influential figure, and just by looking at her living environment, you can get a glimpse of the goddess's lifestyle.
Then, the king witnessed a statue imitating Nuwa Niangniang. When I saw the statue of Nuwa, my first thought was: "This trip is worth it!".If you can see her beautiful face with your own eyes, even this money is not in vain. Nuwa's beauty is simply stunning, and she exudes an irresistible charm. It's no wonder that people all over the world have a deep affection for her. But unfortunately, this is only a wood sculpture and clay sculpture, and if she is a real person with emotions, who can speak and move, then I can be inseparable from her. In my spare time, I was able to give birth to many children. ”
The more he watched, the more he liked it, and it became completely chaotic. He's a typical man, and he's a man with a lot of personality, a very attractive man!I really feel that it is a pity to leave like this, I need to muster up the courage to express my feelings to her, maybe the goddess will have the same love for him?Even though I may not be a handsome man, I am indeed a typical type of man!
Therefore, the king began to brainstorm and try to combine the most beautiful words into a love poem. He feared that in a dark place, the goddess might not be able to see him, so he wrote on the most striking walls. So, when he heard a woman singing a "Book of Songs" on the wall, he would think of the beauties and beauties depicted in his poems. The way he writes is like this:
The scenery of the Fengluan Treasure Tent is really charming, all of which are made of exquisite makeup made of mud gold. The mountains in the distance are captivated by the emerald green colors, and the sleeves of the dancers dance in the glow. The pear blossoms bloom in the rain, and the smoke from the peony cage adds a glamorous makeup to her look. But to do so, she must show a charming posture and bring back Changle to serve the king. ”
He wrote a series of texts, the core of which was "to find Changle to serve the king." ”
It is undeniable that the life of the King is really tireless, and he even let Nuwa, who has the ability to mend the heavens, serve him, and even have to endure his "crotch humiliation". What else did he use to deal with it?Isn't this self-defeating?
Sure enough, as soon as Nuwa got home, she saw the poem, and immediately became angry, and her face was full of black lines: "Which rascal wrote this?".How dare you come here to die?”
Nuwa's chief butler revealed to her that it was written by a wealthy man in the Shang Dynasty, and although his birthday gift seemed a little sluggish and ordinary-looking, his courage was quite amazing.
Nuwa was so angry that she gritted her teeth, and she dared to have any bad intentions towards the old ladyDo you say I'm a woman?If I don't let your wife and children be separated, and the country and family collapse, I will never be Nuwa.
Therefore, Nuwa summoned fox spirits, pheasant spirits, and pipa spirits, hoping that they would intervene in the marriage life of the king as a third party. Then, he caused a lot of trouble in the family business, cutting all the corporate elites and core members of the business. In this way, the merchants were drawn into the ranks of the immortals. After the mission is completed, I promise to give you a rich reward and make you a member of the fairy world.
Daji was overjoyed when she heard about this task, and she felt that it was a rare task. As an undercover agent who is completely out of danger, she can still enjoy a hearty meal and wear a name brand, so why not do it?
In the process of inflicting harm on the Emperor, Daji has harmed innocent people more than once and trampled on life mercilessly. In order to save her son, she did not hesitate to sell her life, and was finally sentenced to death. They have committed many appalling and shocking crimes. At one point she was discovered. During this time, Nuwa did not intervene to stop it, and Daji mistakenly believed that her plan was correct and that there was nothing wrong with it.
However, after the matter succeeded, Nuwa began to evade responsibility. "Why would you do that?"Not only did Daji not receive the pay and promotion she deserved, but she was brutally murdered to keep her mouth shut. The reason he gave was: "Even though I asked you to complete the mission, I didn't let you hurt innocent people. Therefore, I can only take action against you to quell the anger of the population!”
Daji's heart was deeply shaken, and she said loudly, "Nuwa Niangniang, you asked me to complete the task, but you didn't tell me that the plan was wrong. You've acquiesced to me all this time, so why are you asking me to take on this responsibility now?I really can't accept it!”
Nuwa smiled contemptuously: "What if you don't accept it?"The main palace specializes in dealing with all kinds of dissatisfaction. The rules of this world are always made by the strong. When you learn to make up for the sky, come and talk to me about the conditions!Don't kneel in front of me, or I'll miss the opportunity to watch Korean dramas. ”