I envy the fans of "Breaking the Sky".
Because they have so many live-action bad dramas to watch.
From the initial "Fighting Horse" to last month's big online movie, almost every one of them has rotten out of style and level. And at the beginning of December, the large-scale drama "The Return of the Boy Who Broke the Sky" was officially released.
I don't think this drama is worthy of breaking a few words, so let's call it according to the subtitle "The Return of the Youth" As of press time, "The Return of the Youth" has been released and finished, as for Douban-Douban refuses to score.
However, even if there is no rating, it can't hide its gold content, because from it you will see content including but not limited to the following elements:
NTR, sex turns, combat power collapse, character stew, and plot killing.
Here's why, and let me tell you slowly.
It's a pleasure to see NTR
Before talking about these explosive elements, let's briefly set the tone of "The Return of the Boys".
is different from the male frequency Shuang Wenxiang in the original **, "The Return of the Youth" has successfully become the most common industrialized ancient puppet love brain drama today after a meal.
If the disastrous casting of the protagonist and the embarrassing and exaggerated acting skills are already commonplace in this kind of bad drama, then the world setting and story line of "The Return of the Boy" itself are a complete disaster.
The beginning of the series focuses on the protagonist Xiao Yan's first entry into Canaan College for further study. This part is located around 1 5 of the book, which is a rare period of relative calm, and it is also considered to be the beginning of Xiao Yan's real transformation into a strong man.
And at the end of the episode, it directly crossed into the ** final chapter, where Xiao Yan ...... the link of fighting the Soul Emperor(Yes, the one below is the Soul Emperor).
From the beginning of the Canaan chapter to the end of the book, the author Tian Silkworm Tudou wrote nearly four million words in about two years - while the TV series only took 34 episodes.
What's more, about 24 of the 34 episodes of "The Return of the Boy" are in love, and the NTR link that everyone likes to see is also staged here.
With the blessing of the "love brain" plot of all the members, you can see that Xiao Xun'er, the heroine who has always been lonely and cold in the original book, directly and intimately holding the ancient demon of her own clan (yes, the ancient demon) out of the famous scene of NTR Xiao Yan on the spot after being jealous - considering the tone of this drama, this kind of plot is not so unacceptable, although this is directly equivalent to destroying Xun'er's character design.
But when I saw another popular heroine, the white moonlight "little doctor fairy" in many people's hearts, being a dog for the villain Han Feng, I really couldn't hold back.
Han Feng, the first apprentice of Xiao Yan** Yao Lao, later rebelled, the main villain of the Black Corner Domain (I think the casting of yysy is okay) and the little doctor fairy is related, which is another amazing operation in "The Return of the Youth":
Sex turns. Here, the little doctor fairy inexplicably has a biological sister called Scorpion Mountain - this person is a male dragon who died in battle when he appeared in the original book, and in this drama, he became the airborne sister of the little doctor fairy, and they obeyed Han Feng's orders together.
In addition, the other two important supporting actresses in the book, Mu Qingluan and Feng Qing'er, who are hostile to each other, have now turned into a pair of male and female CPs, and Qingluan has directly become a big man.
Not only that, when the two of them were shopping intimately, they also met Xiao Yan and Xiao Yixian ......, who were also shopping
So the four of them began to go shopping and play together......
Then, Xiao Xun'er also appeared ......
Under the conditions of such a chaotic stew of the main and supporting roles in the front, middle and late stages, the collapse of combat power is also obvious.
This includes, but is not limited to:
Xiao Yan, who was still practicing in the academy, went down with two feet and almost knocked to death the ** who was four levels higher than him.
Xiao Yan and him joined forces to sum up, and they couldn't withstand the villain boss Han Feng's move.
* The largest plug-in, the "alien fire" born of the power of heaven and earth destruction, its power is about equal to that of a water.
It's not as powerful as the firecrackers I bought during the New Year, Xiao Yan's only two sonic fighting skills, and the trick of "Lion and Tiger Broken Gold Yin" that has repeatedly performed miraculous feats in actual combat, it is not as good as me to make a strange scream from my black teammates.
It seems that these contents are not explosive enough, and the screenwriters give full play to their ingenuity, and they do their best to try to write the otherwise good characters to death.
Xiao Zhan - Xiao Yan's father, his biggest obsession in the plot, died, and was killed by Han Feng.
Cause of death: Su Qian, the great elder of the inner courtyard of Canaan Academy, was killed by Han Feng in Yunlan Sect.
Cause of death: Seriously injured by the old man Mu Gu (yes, it is the old man Mu Gu who appeared in the Zhongzhou chapter) You can never imagine what kind of breathtaking plot "The Return of the Youth" will unfold as a whole, because this is already the extent that you can't spoil the original work, it gives full play to the characteristics of the contemporary stream of consciousness, and can be called the culmination of the adaptation of the Internet.
Of course, after looking at the director and the production team, I am not surprised.
Another live-action adaptation directed by this director is called "Douluo Continent", starring an actor with the same sound as Xiao Yan and his father (let's not let go of the real person, let's put an animated Tang San).
That's the end of the complaints about the drama "The Return of the Youth", because I really don't have the courage to watch all the remaining episodes, and I don't want to spend that b unjust money to make an advanced on-demand.
To some extent, "The Return of the Boys" may have become the worst of this year. Considering that it appeared at the end of the year, at least this year, there should be no worse works.
That's exactly what I thought before. I was thinking about it at the time, and after writing the above complaints, I just sent it.
But two days ago, another master appeared.
So, I dragged the draft, the kind that was voluntary.
And the master ......?
On December 21, the second part of the "Breaking the Firmament: Awakening" series of big movies, "Breaking the Firmament: Stopping Ge", was officially launched.
Hereinafter referred to as "Zhi Ge" If the overall temperament of the TV series "The Return of the Youth" is like a young and brainless romance Mary Sue, then what "Zhi Ge" presents is a kind of greasy and comedy similar to that of a middle-aged person.
Not to mention, if you think of it as a comedy film, then maybe it doesn't look so bad.
The first to appear is Xiao Yan, a resolute young man in a black robe in the book. Because the nose of this makeup is too scene-stealing, the audience ridiculed this person as rhinitis.
If you don't say it, I really don't recognize this guy as Ma Boqian's ......Secondly, it is Xiao Yan's ** medicine elder who has gone through hundreds of years of vicissitudes and has seen through the red dust.
But in the movie, he tried to forcibly possess Xiao Yan to flirt with the beautiful maid Qing Scale, and left famous scenes such as "** teach you so much and can't enjoy it".
Finally, it is an important supporting role in the early and middle stages of Dou Po - Danwang Guhe.
In the book, he is a generation of alchemists, a man who can afford to put it down but is also infatuated. And in the movie, he's a downright greasy and funny bald man and villain.
In my opinion, Furukawa's casting temperament is like the epitome of this drama.
"Zhi Ge" places the time period in a region where humans and snake people coexist during Xiao Yan's cultivation in the Tagore Desert. The contradiction that the film focuses on is relatively clear: it tells the story of the struggle between the Terrans and the Snake Terrans.
For a long time, the Terrans have been coveting the beauty of the snake Terran and other reasons, and the Snake Race has been abducted as slaves all year roundAnd the snake people kidnapped human slaves more just to protect themselves, and the hatred between the two families has become deeper and deeper since then, and it is difficult to solve.
Then, the solution given in the movie is ......
Fight monsters. The specific content is,The two sides pinched,Furukawa drugged the monster and accidentally lost control,After everyone finished beating the monster,Throw weapons to the ground one after another,Then shake hands and shout slogans in a friendly manner,Long live the whole two sentences of peace is over。
To be honest, I actually like Ma Boqian, but his style is really ......- This is called "Zhige".
I really don't know if I'm crazy or if everyone is crazy.
I originally thought that Wu Lei's version of "Breaking the Sky" was bad enough to become the lower limit of the adaptation genre.
But now it seems that (at least in terms of makeup,) Wu Lei's version of Xiao Yan is still an unattainable peak.
Yes, there are so many adaptations of Dou Po's live-action people, anyway, fans of the original book will definitely not watch it, right?
yes, but why did I just go and see it......
Why ......
Regarding the adaptation of "Breaking the Sky", familiar book lovers know that there are always some complicated copyright issues involved.
According to the information, the original copyright of this ** belongs to the starting point Chinese.com, and the copyright of the game was sold to Sohu early, and its comic copyright was previously in the hands of Bosom Friend Manke, and the copyright of the remake of film and television dramas was sold to Wanda Group, and the adaptation of animation was authorized to Tencent ......
But in any case, it is not in the author Tian Silkworm Potato himself.
In all fairness, as Xiaobai Shuangwen's masterpiece, the difficulty of the remake of Breaking the Sky does not seem to be so difficult. What players expect is more about the restoration of the series and the reappearance of the old feelings. They still remembered the lingering charm in the Demon Beast Mountain Range, and remembered the faint reverberation of judgment in the Yunlan Sect;They not only wanted to see the power of the five-colored Dan Thunder in that grand Dan meeting, but also wanted to see the flames of the Buddha's Fury Fire Lotus and those heaven-level fighting skills.
But for copyright holders, these adapted gadgets seem to be just a symbol to attract traffic and money. For them, it seems that quantity is more important than quality.
Anyway, someone is going to watch it, right?
Therefore, when you search for the words "breaking the sky" in the encyclopedia, you can see fourteen interpretations of the meaning. This ** can now have two live-action TV series and live-action movies, n more than one version of the anime and the ...... of the year and countless game adaptations
But how many are satisfying?
Fifteen years later, we are still looking forward to a decent adaptation.
I still remember that more than ten years ago, I sat at my desk in the nest with a brick mobile phone, and it took eleven days to chase the glorious past of this 5.3 million word **.
Although I can't remember how many times in the book there are repetitive and numbing descriptions such as "biting the red lip with the shell teeth", "biting the silver teeth" and "holding up the soft wattle", I can't remember how many times the "horror is like this" is repeated, and I can't remember how many of them are stuck to save people, change maps and other operations. But it's white enough, cool enough, and nostalgic enough.
In my opinion, the animated version of Medusa and Yunyun is a perfect match for the original work, and when we look back on this **, we will find that the reverberation it left on the Internet seems to be much bigger than imagined. Not to mention the heroines who shine in the 3D area, just the comments of the protagonist Xiao Yan have become even better than before under the impetus of the Internet - especially compared to another ** "Douluo Continent" that is also out of the circle.
Not only did this feeling not fade with the passage of time, but it became stronger and ......stronger like a mellow wineWe don't know when there will be some real live-action remakes that really delight fans in the future. But for the e-waste in front of me today, I just want to say it bluntly:
Don't tm any more scourge of "Breaking the Sky", I'm *you**a*.