Oh, in the middle of the night, you, like me, are engaged in a silent battle with mosquitoes?This is not a romantic symphony, but a solo concert of mosquitoes. Don't panic, let me teach you a unique set of mosquito repellent**, which is guaranteed to make you laugh with tears, itchy with tears, and cool with itching!
First of all, you can try to have a deep conversation with the mosquito and say to it in your most affectionate voice: "Dear mosquito-kun, I know that your love for my blood is like a surging river, but it is late at night, and you need to respect my sleep time. If you can understand my pain, please go find the dog next door, its blood type may be more suitable for you. ”
If verbal persuasion doesn't work, activate the "Body Radar" mode. Quickly dance the "mosquito repellent dance" on the bed, the movements should be fierce, and the expression should be ruthless, so that the mosquito thinks that you are a crazy dancer from Mars, and it is so frightened that it immediately turns around and flies away.
If that doesn't work, you can pretend to be a gorilla and slap yourself the chest with a shocking "buzzing" sound to try to drive away mosquitoes with a sonic attack. At this time, your roommate may be awakened by your "performance", but it doesn't matter, you can laugh together until dawn and laugh the mosquitoes to death by the way.
The final move is - close your eyes and fantasize. Imagine yourself as an oversized bat that spreads its wings and unleashes powerful ultrasound waves that stun all the mosquitoes around you. It's just your fantasy, but maybe in your dreams, you can actually turn into a bat and scare mosquitoes away.
Well, the above is my exclusive midnight emergency mosquito repellent**, I hope you can successfully repel those annoying mosquitoes while being full of jokes. Remember, life is a play, even in the fight against mosquitoes, be optimistic and humorous!Come on, my mosquito repellent warriors!