On December 1, Gansu, an uncle slept in the carriage when a male passenger took the opportunity to steal the uncle's oranges, the uncle said I bought 4 catties, now there are only 3 left, but the man insisted that he only ate one, the others are none of his business, the uncle on the spot to educate the man not to ask about the behavior of self-infliction, is no quality, the man is not afraid of boiling water scalding, quietly listening to the uncle's accusations against him, the uncle is also very helpless about this, fortunately woke up early, otherwise 3 are gone!
Uncle: Why are there only 3 left?
Man: Because you woke up when there were three left, otherwise there wouldn't be any left.
Shall I taste the orange for you?
This orange must be twice as sweet, otherwise the man who stole it would not eat it one by one, 4 catties of oranges, can you eat oranges like this?
Some people eat as long as they don't need money.
I once took the train to buy a roast chicken, didn't wait to eat it, went to fetch water and came back with a leg missing, I didn't think much about it, the buddy next to me said that this chicken smells so fragrant, I said yes, I said by the way is it a little salty? That dude said it was okay.
Another time, when I came home after the exam, I was on the night train, there were not many people, I had a fever, I didn't eat dinner, I fell asleep sitting on the long seat by the door, and when I woke up, a man on the opposite side had already chewed on the food that was placed on the small table when my colleague sent me to the car. I asked him: How do you eat my stuff? The man said, "Who said it was yours?" It's mine! Later, the conductor came and dragged the man out of the car, saying that the man used to do this in the car!
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