My surname is Yang, and all the belongings in my hands are not owned by me, and they are all entrusted to my virtuous wife.
At that time, I was very firm when I made these words, but everyone lost a little, and if I really had the heart, I could do it quietly in private, and the traces of showing off with great fanfare were too obvious.
Seven years ago, I jumped from the top of my reputation with a masterpiece called "Ode to Joy", and then set up a sign of a good man with the image of Xiaobao.
Two years ago, I participated in a romance variety show, showing my love for my girlfriend, and sculpting myself into the image of a very favorite wife and husband, determined to devour the last trace of "good man" personality dividend.
People were indeed confused, but soon a scandal of "transferring 10,000 yuan in one night during the Spring Festival" broke out, completely uncovering my fig leaf, and suffering from the cynicism of netizens: "I have a good card with the king, but I play so embarrassed ......."”
When I was sixteen, I finally couldn't stand my father's arbitrariness and dropped out of school, and only fifty yuan in my pocket became my living funds.
But in this vast city of Beijing, I have no capital to work hard, nor do I have any skills to make a living, so I have no place to stand, so I have to survive day after day.
Fortunately, my height is 1.85 meters, and it is a beautiful scenery no matter where I go. When I decided to recommend myself to a modeling agency, singer Dai Rao looked at me with just one look and was captivated by her.
I was ecstatic when someone was willing to pull me, and the next day I stepped into the makeup company and took care of it.
During the chat, Dai Rao learned that I was not highly educated, so he did not hesitate to spend money to match me and send me to Chinese opera for further study.
Finally, I no longer have to wash dishes in the fly restaurant, nor do I have to lay straw mats under the overpass, but live a carefree college life. I really have a noble person to help me, and I am happy and worry-free.
Unfortunately, Dai Rao's popularity stopped in 2000, when the company went bankrupt, and I returned to the days of helplessness.
However, my fate once again fulfilled the saying of "destined to be happy", and I had just lost a support point, and then I met a new nobleman.
Wang Liwen, a Beijing native from a wealthy family with a small apartment, starred in movies not to make money, but to have fun.
When I met her, I was just a third-rate actress living in the props room, but because I gave her some advice while playing mahjong, she generously invited me to stay at her house.
Her bedroom was always empty, and when I found a suitable place to live, I could move out at any time.
She relented and saved me, a man who had nowhere to stay, while also getting caught up in my maelstrom.
My idea was very simple, she invited me to live at her house, I must have been tempted, and I had to seize this opportunity.
Although Wang Liwen's way of thinking is different from that of men, she was still attracted by my thoughtfulness, and it was not until she received the certificate that she realized that something was wrong.
I always say that I will have a wedding in the second half of the year, but when I get to the juncture, I say that I don't have any money at hand, and when I become the male lead, I get the first pot of gold and then hold the ceremony, and then I simply don't talk about it, and it will be eight years.
During this time, I have already achieved success in my career and have secured the top position in the uncle circle.
However, in the outside world, I never mentioned that I was married, hyped up my relationship with female stars everywhere, and only chose TV series with many rival scenes with the heroine and romantic enough intimacy when filming.
Until the recording of the love variety show "Mother-in-law and Mother", the outside world continued to question it, and people asked one after another, what are the difficulties, how can I bear to let a girl who has been waiting for me for eight years have never worn a wedding dress?
In order to turn the situation around, I had to rush to make up a wedding, but there were still people who couldn't get used to my hypocritical face and directly broke the evidence of my one-night affair with many dusty women.
After the transfer was found out, I was indeed wealthy, and the transfer was 10,000 yuan at a time, so it is no wonder that those girls have been thinking about me afterwards.
Then there was ** exposure, not only did my private life be chaotic, but my moral and artistic virtues were also very worrisome. Just after filming "Ode to Joy", I was on the edge of morality, ignoring the salary limit order, and asking the producer for a high salary of 87.5 million.
In my parlance, I think I'm worth the price, do others dare to care?How old is it?
In 2019, watching my son grow up, I decided to record a parent-child variety show to save my reputation, but unfortunately I always get angry in front of the camera for no reason, and severe corporal punishment must be carried out for children who make mistakes.
If my child asks me for something, I will not hesitate to refuse, and angrily reproach: "Whoever needs to do it, do it, don't make me angry." ”
As an actor, my acting skills are acceptable, but unfortunately, my morality can only be regarded as average, and I am more greedy for remuneration than focusing on the connotation of the role.
As a husband and father, I was not faithful enough, nor gentle enough, and I made the mistake of using a stick education, which on the surface appeared to be the behavior ......of a big man, but in fact I was irresponsible
However, to this day, I still have the affection of many women.
My "ruffian-looking" president demeanor does have a great personality charm, and every ** episode, most of the audience are women of all ages.
On the "Uncle Circle Yanba", I live up to my name, but what else do I have?Yang Shuo