Time was rushing, my eyes were closed and my eyes were opened, and several days passed.
The female bodhisattva has been sending me messages to talk about small animals and the way of health and self-cultivation, and she also recommended me the Tao Te Ching or something. I don't get tired of it. It's not good to reject people too directly. To be reasonable, people are beautiful and good-looking, and there is no problem with my orientation.
Tell me all this day what you're doingDo you want me to cultivate and live forever?I have to say, this girl's way is a bit wild, just to see that I didn't refuse to listen to her talk about this, I won't think I like to listen to it, it's a bit of a force to make me enlightened!
Just when I was hesitating to pull the black female bodhisattva, I received a gift from the courier. When I saw the beautiful packaging, I felt guilty in my heart, and I hated this female bodhisattva so much in my heart. She even sent me a gift. Could it be that I can't know the true face of the gods with my naked eyes, and I can't be a true Bodhisattva?
So I was so excited that I unpacked the package and saw what gift this Bodhisattva had given meHowever, when I unpacked it, I was moved to see the beautiful scarves!Although a small scarf is not valuable, is friendship important?With a flick of my wrist, I opened my folded scarf and prepared to take a closer look.
But!The moment I opened the scarf, I found that the scarf was densely covered with small characters in Song style, and when I looked closely, it was actually written in the Tao Te Ching!I ...... itYou dare to believe the Tao Te Ching!Looking at the scarf in my hand, and then remembering that she kept telling me about self-cultivation, I realized....After the enlightenment, in line with the principle of coming and not being rude.
I first thanked her for the gift on WeChat, and then in order to express my gratitude, I shared with her the ** of slaughtering rabbits, roasting rabbit legs, and eating spicy rabbit heads, and waited for the female Bodhisattva to reply to the message. A few minutes later, she replied to WeChat, and she actually told me to get out!And said that I was a fool and never wanted to see me again!Listen, listen!I kindly thanked her for the return gift, and she actually scolded people back!This is what a female bodhisattva should say!
Then he really ignored me, simply cleaned up, went out to find a barbecue stall and ordered 20 lamb skewers, 20 beef skewers, five big kidneys, two bottles of beer, and ate and drank beautifully......O sin, I ate so much meat again today!Should I say that the boss's craftsmanship is not bad, it is really ...... fragrant