The weather turned sunny and the sun was good, Li didn't care about the fallen leaves on his body after resting all night, yawned, got up and walked a few steps away, and came to a bubble of wild urine in front of the grass next to him. After urinating, he skillfully shook it a few times and fastened his belt.
Back in place, Li sat down, opened the package he was carrying, and took out a few dry cakes to eat. After eating, after a few sips of water, he put the water bladder in the package, and the package was tied again.
Looking at the dazzling sun, Li was in a good mood regardless of it. He stood up and continued to set off, walking on the mountain road, walking slowly, looking at the scenery of Mount Emei, pleasing to the eye.
Li is a small businessman, this time he went out from his hometown, planning to work outside for a year, return home at the end of the year, earn more money, have more children, buy two more clothes for his wife, and save more pension money for himself.
Usually, he would work outside for a month or two, and then come home and have a look. Because of the long distance back and forth, the daily consumption is large, and the original income is not much, so that every time I get home, I basically have little money left, and I can only barely eat with my wife and son.
This time out, Li Zhi is very confident in himself.
He does have some talent in business, and every time he can find a business opportunity, buy low and sell high, and he has gained a lot. It's just that he is too nostalgic for his family, which leads to not making a lot of money. Now that he has figured it out, it must be inevitable to make a lot of money, so he is still humming a little song while hurrying.
After walking for more than half an hour, the mountain road was not finished. At this time, a woodcutter had already gone up the mountain and was chopping wood. Lee, a little tired, stopped, sat down on a flat stone, drank some water, and watched as the woodcutter struggled to raise his axe and try to cut down a dead tree.
Brother woodcutter, chopping wood so early!Li didn't care about greeting the woodcutter.
Yes, it rained a while ago, and it was delayed for a few days, but the weather is good today, so I have to come early, chop more firewood, save more money, and prepare for rainy days. If I delay for a few more days, I'll be hungry. ”
While the two were talking, a big monkey came from a tree not far away, and the big monkey was carrying a small monkey on his back. The big monkey seemed to be very interested in Li Zhizhi, and stopped high in the tree to watch Li Zhizhi pay attention.
Li Zhi also noticed the big monkey, and after looking at it for a while, he smiled and said to the woodcutter: "Brother woodcutter, have you seen those two monkeys?"It's funny, they still keep looking at me, as if they are still imitating me. ”
Oh, those two monkeys, I recognize them. They are fine every day, and when they are full, they wander around to see me chopping wood, or looking at people passing by, probably out of curiosity. I see that it sleeps when it is full every day, wanders around when it is bored, looks at new things, and lives freely and carefree, which is really envious. ”
Hahahaha, Brother Woodcutter, are you alright?How do you ......How can you envy a monkey?It's just an animal, what does it know every day except eating, drinking, and Lazar?Does it know deliciousness?Does it know money?Does it know the happiness of our people?Li said with a smile.
Without waiting for the woodcutter to speak, the big monkey seemed to hear it, and it put down the little monkey on the treetops, jumped a few times, jumped directly from the tree, jumped to the big tree next to the woodcutter, and then grinned at Li Zhi.
You see that, right?This monkey is no ordinary monkey, it can understand human speech, you can't speak ill of it. The woodcutter stopped his axe, wiped his sweat, and said, "I didn't know before, and I thought the same as you. Later, I learned that this monkey is quite spiritual, and when it is going to rain, he will point fingers at me and tell me to go home early. ”
Don't tease me, woodcutter, I know monkeys are smart. But haven't you heard of it?No matter how shrewd the monkey is, he can't untie the knot. A rope with a knot tied to it, and even the simplest knot cannot be untied. Look at it, I'll get one for you. ”
Li didn't care about it, took out a rope in his arms, tied a knot, and then said to the big monkey: "Monkey, you come down, if you can open this knot, I'll call grandpa, okay?"I also have pies in my package, can I give you something to eat too?”
Before the woodcutter could speak, the big monkey seemed to hear it, and jumped down from the tree in three or two strokes, and then snatched the knot from Li Bu's hand and untied the buckle at once.
When Li Zhi saw it, he was taken aback and was about to exaggerate the monkey. The big monkey raised his palm, snapped the ground, and hit Li Zhizhi's face firmly.
Big brother woodcutter, this monkey ......Actually hit ......Hit me?Don't you care about it?As you said earlier, you seem to know it well!Li didn't care about the grievances.
What's wrong with hitting you?What's wrong with hitting you?Who told you to look down on us monkeys?"The big monkey actually spoke!
The woodcutter was taken aback, and Li Zhi was taken aback again. You look at me, I look at you, the thoughts in my head are the same - I have met a goblin!However, they wanted to run but couldn't run, the two trembled, and their feet seemed to be nailed to the ground, and the two could only barely calm down.
I am an immortal cultivator in the mountains, and I have become an immortal, and they all call me the Great Sage. I have lived in the mountains for 1,600 years, practiced for more than 1,500 years, and the beasts in the mountains also respect meHe also said that monkeys are just animals, they don't understand anything, and they can't untie the knots. ”
Originally, what do you monkeys know?A thousand times worse than us, ten thousand times. Lee, no matter how angry he was, was no longer afraid.
In this way, we monkeys are still much better than people, at least people like you. In the heavens, among the twenty-eight constellations, as far as I know, there are also two powerful monkeys. One is a fire monkey and the other is a water ape. You say that people are powerful, why don't you have you in the twenty-eight constellations?”
The woodcutter suddenly laughed, and thought to himself: "This monkey can bully people, the twenty-eight houses are all divine beasts, and it doesn't matter if there is anyone or not, the monkey is more powerful than a human." ”
Li didn't know it, but he was very unconvinced, and asked: "You said that you have become an immortal, I really don't believe it, why didn't you become an immortal?."Why are you still a monkey?I see, you are just animals, and you can't cultivate immortals at all. Besides, the human body has not been refined, so there is nothing to be proud of. ”
The old immortal said that anyone who has nine tricks can cultivate immortals. In fact, it is not accurate enough to say this, anyone who has a spirit can cultivate immortals. Therefore, plants without nine orifices can also become immortals, and spirit stones can also become immortals. We monkeys also have spirituality and nine orifices, so why can't we cultivate immortals?”
The woodcutter nodded, and Lee was speechless.
Also, people like you are so arrogant. Why do we animals have a human body after cultivating?Do we aspire to change?It's nothing more than the arrogant, self-righteous thoughts of you people. After we have successfully cultivated animals, we are what we should be, and our appearance and appearance may have changed, but most of the time, it is still the same way!So, I'm still a monkey, what's the problem?”
The woodcutter was puzzled and asked, "Isn't it good to be a man?"After hearing this, Li asked the same thing.
Human beings are selfish, cannibalistic, poisoning living beings, destroying the ecology, and after animals become immortals, they are not willing to become **, we don't disdain to be with human beings at all. We can live freely, either in the mountains, or in the world, or if we have successfully cultivated immortals, and go directly to the sky, so there are horned wooden dragons in the sky, golden dragons, golden crows, and monkey......sLooking at the look of your spirit just now, you are just the lowest person, and you still don't look down on us monkeys, and those who are high up can be imagined. ”
When the woodcutter and Lee heard this, they hung their heads in despair. Especially Li doesn't care, he really doesn't look down on monkeys, and his attitude is very bad at the beginning.
Look at you again, one chops wood for a living, and the other has to go around to survive, one day is not busy, and one day is worried. You are worried about not having money, about not having food, about drought, about ...... of waterYou have to be busy for at least five or six hours a day, or even seven or eight hours, and it's just enough to eat, so what joy do you have?”
Yes, yes, I am tired and tired every day, and I am only enough to eat, and I have no money left. The woodcutter nodded.
After I become an immortal, I can see it for 500 years. I opened my eyes and looked ahead. Hundreds of years later, you are not so happy, you are still busy every day, and most of you are still busy every day for six hours or more. Whether running around, or sitting in a limited space, everyone seems to have Mount Tai on their shoulders, and the pressure is extremely high, but they can only eat enough. For that little money, for that little house, they have to intrigue and deceive, and their minds can't be used for life and happiness, which is really pitiful. ”
Ah, hundreds of years later, are people still so miserable?Li didn't care.
yes, it's pretty much the same as it is now. Although I was full, I was more tired. Look at us monkeys again, what's so bad?Our ancestors are the smartest, and if you evolve one more step, you will have to go to work as a coolie and live a hard life. Nowadays, we live in the mountains, without worrying about food and clothing, birth, old age, sickness and death, everything is natural, there is no need to cheat each other, and there is no need to violently plunder, what's so bad?”
What will you monkeys look like in those hundreds of years?Are the days good?Li Zhi and the woodcutter asked in unison.
Okay, still free in the mountains, just like now. There is also a part that is specially raised by humans, eating, drinking and having fun every day, and there are people waiting for them when they are sick, and they don't have to worry about being eaten by tigers and wolves. ”
It's so good!Both were a little surprised.
So, what's so bad about being a monkey?We become immortals, why do we have to be ** body?It's all your arrogant and assumptions!Too lazy to say too much, let's go!After the big monkey finished speaking, he stretched out his hand to Li Zhi.
What for?I don't have any money. ”
Who wants your money?Didn't you just say that you untied the knot and gave me the pie to eat?My little monkey hasn't eaten a pie yet, so I'll have to get one for him to try. The big monkey said.
Li couldn't cry or laugh, so he had to take the pie and give it to the big monkey. After the big monkey took it, he whistled and jumped away from the tree.