Good morning, I don t call the police!110?The toilet is out of paper, and after reading it, the brai

Mondo Health Updated on 2024-01-30

I believe many friends have heard it since childhood.

There is difficulty in finding the police".

So a lot of people are conscious.

Comrade police officers are omnipotent.

However, Sichuan Renshou Public Security recently.

posted a strange alarm.

After reading it, people call it "brain melon seed buzzing"!

According to statistics, Renshou Public Security this year.

112915 received the alarm.

Of these, 82,213 were reported.

is ineffective or harassing police information.

Up to more than half.

There are many of them strange and funny.

Let the comrades who received the police cry and laugh.

Aliens invade the brain.

Caller: Hey, 110?

Officer: Well, yes.

Policeman: My brain is buzzing every day, and there are aliens controlling my brain.

Officer: ......

The cow escaped. Policeman: Hello, 110?

Officer: Well, yes.

Policeman: I have a cow at home, and the cow ran away on its own!

Officer: ......

I'm a good person. Caller: 110?

Officer: Well, yes.

Policeman: I took a taxi, but this master is unwilling to send me, you give me a certificate to prove that I am not a bad person.

Officer: ......

Fuel delivery. Caller: Hey, 110?

Officer: Well, yes.

Policeman: My car is out of gas, bring me some gas.

Officer: ......

The TV is now snowing.

Policeman: Hello, 110?

Officer: Well, yes.

Policeman: I look down on the snowflakes on the TV, you can help me watch it.

Officer: ......

The child is disobedient and arrested.

Caller: 110?

Officer: Well, yes.

Policeman: My baby is so disobedient!Arrest him and lock him up for a few days, and help me discipline him.

Officer: ......

Check the call bill. Caller: Hey, 110?

Officer: Well, yes.

Policeman: Help me check that I still have a lot of phone bills.

Officer: ......

To break up. Policeman: Hello, 110?

Officer: Well, yes.

Policeman: I'm going to break up with my boyfriend because he has a virus all over his body and a virus on his mouth, and I want him to give me a breakup fee.

Officer: ......

There is a problem with the lightning cable.

Caller: 110?

Officer: Well, yes.

Policeman: There is a problem with the lightning cable, you come to help me take a look, my family can't get through to me.

Officer: ......

Good morning, I don't call the police!

Caller: 110?

Officer: Well, yes.

Policeman: Good morning, I don't call the police, I want to ask if the hero has returned.

Officer: ......

Renshou Public Security introduced.

There are also such strange police situations:

Found a lost chicken

Suspicion that the parents are fake、

Suspect that his wife is a clone

I'm lonely and want to talk to the police lady

Someone downstairs fried chestnuts for fear of killing themselves

My hand was bitten by a fish, and my father-in-law wouldn't open the door

There is no paper in the toilet.

Special Tips. life.

Only these 7 things can be dialed 110

Nothing else is subject to the acceptance and jurisdiction of 110.

Criminal Cases;

Public security cases (incidents);

Matters that endanger the safety of persons and property or social order;

Natural disasters, public security disasters, fires, traffic accidents;

Other reports related to violations and crimes that need to be urgently handled by the public security organs;

Emergency requests for help that endanger public or public safety and urgently need to be disposed of;

Violations of laws and regulations that are taking place by public security organs and people's police.

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