How to make the pressure monster break the defense in one sentence? The ten year old troll showed up

Mondo Social Updated on 2024-01-30

Lao Ma never imagined that as a game tumor, he would be broken by the black worker with a word.

A hypothyrotomycosis

It's night, the wilderness group that has been extinguished all night, is looking for ghosts in YY.

* Found it quickly, it's an old horse. The old horse was infused with energy, and the dilute DPS gradually increased to two people, and the head of the regiment asked again: "Old Ma, have you really beaten T milk?" The old horse looked at the person who asked him, showing disdain. The regimental commander then said: "How come you can't even beat half of the t? The old horse immediately showed a depressed and uneasy appearance, his face was covered with a layer of gray, and he said something in his mouth - just now I said that my network card was frozen, this time my hand was frozen, and then I would have an outburst...It's a little clown. At this time, everyone also burst into laughter: YY was filled with cheerful air.

Your friend Lao Ma has been kicked out of the team.

This regiment leader is quite polite, and the regiment commanders that Lao Ma usually meets can be roughly divided into two categories, the direct chest type and the yin and yang power type. The former usually greets his family cordially, and Lao Ma's countermeasure is to strike first, if I don't have relatives, how should Your Excellency deal with it? And the latter is easier to break the old horse's defense: "Brother Ma's come on, duck dps will soon exceed T milk", and the enthusiastic encouragement made the old horse move straight down the little pearl several times.

The reason for everything is because Lao Ma is a team tumor that loves to eat and play.

When Lao Ma joins the group, he will always disguise himself as a big-handed part-time worker, and paste two dps statistical charts with PS straight out, but in fact, he will only play 123 cycles, and he can't understand the one-click macro, and he will be kicked out of the friend list immediately if he doesn't invite me to dinner. The key old horse armor is still low, and he is always the first to break the defense in the line in the review stage, and as soon as the defense is broken, he will fork off the game and open the online game, so although the old horse has played a lot of MMO over the years, none of them can play for a long time.

However, there is also an advantage to low armor, that is, it can quickly refill after armor breaking. After being sprayed back from the pit this time, Lao Ma quickly found the mobile game with confidence, he felt that the function of the mobile game was very fragrant, the AI was down-to-earth, willing to work, and would not spray people, which was simply a model choice for teammates in the new era.

Lao Ma and AI have been safe for two months, just when I thought that AI's gentle township had completely suppressed this misfortune, Lao Ma broke out with a chakra and jumped out of this infinite moon reading.

He said, Brother Wang, the new version is open, let's find a group to mix it up, fight with AI, I always feel that it's not that flavor.

I said, "Someone should be so cheap."

From Liang, starting from the story of the cancer in the Great Song Dynasty and the black worker.

Recently, there have been a lot of team recruitments with unlimited combat power, and the two of us have blended into a Mirror Heaven Pavilion Forbidden Pavilion Wasteland Reclamation Group without passing the review. Seriously, this group dps is really violent enough, the fourth and fifth didn't bother too much and pushed it over, and when the third Liu Xingwen heard it, the problem of greater pressure at the beginning of the version was revealed.

Lao Ma is not familiar with the copy, our regiment is stuck on the furious line until two o'clock in the night, the regiment commander urgently stops, such a grinding is not a thing, we have to find out what the problem is.

In this review, the old horse at the bottom of the DPS has nothing to hide, and the little DPS we have lost is all contributed by him.

In other words, as long as the old horse is replaced, we can overthrow Liu Xingwen at one time.

The head of the regiment has already posted the ID of the old horse on the public screen.

Lao Ma chatted with me privately, Brother Wang, or I will take the initiative to retreat, I haven't been sprayed for too long, and I am not Xi.

He was about to quit the team, but he didn't expect the next sentence of the regiment commander to be, didn't he understand the mechanism very well? If you don't understand something, you can just open the microphone and ask, and I can teach you.

There is no bad mouth, no complaints, and every word is full of thirst for the book.

The old horse is stupid. That filthy and powerless counterattack, for the first time, tasted the taste of no place to tolerate.

Then the head of the regiment personally demonstrated the solutions of Liu Xingwen's various mechanisms to Lao Ma in the dungeon, teaching him how to run, how to step on the shadow to avoid the mechanism, and how to pass on the skills to his teammates. Although the regiment was wiped out more than ten times for teaching, the teammates of the entire regiment were willing to be sparring partners, and finally dragged the bastard old horse past Liu Xingwen with the furious line.

After clearing the customs, Lao Ma took the lead in breaking the embarrassment.

The old horse said, brother, this boss mechanism is really ingenious.

The head of the regiment said, brother, it is also the first time that I feel that the mechanics of this boss are so ingenious.

Lao Ma said, brother, this boss's performance is really handsome.

The head of the troupe said, "Brother, it's thanks to you, it's the first time I've watched so many performances in a row."

The old horse said. The old horse was speechless, after all, he was the short board of the barrel effect.

After the dungeon, the two of us and the head of the regiment had a long talk all night long, and the head of the regiment said that he was affected by the "fateful service black trade group" incident a few days ago, so he decided to devote himself to the great cause of helping budding new people.

Black worker, the player hero of the Great Song Dynasty

In short, the "Fatal Service Black Gang Group" is a group of fatalistic first-pass bosses, such as Tiantian, Yue Wuya and others, who voluntarily gave up their reputation and copy drops, and in the early days of the best earning version, they did not make any profit (that is, the commonly known "black work"), and brought a car after car of new first-pass new group books.

Their unsparing actions soon bore fruit, and a large number of budding newcomers who had always been respectful of the group were able to defeat their demons after clearing the Mirror Heaven Pavilion - it turned out that the group was not an unclimbable mountain, but the arrogance and indifference of some veteran players had set up a thick barrier for them to pass through. After taking more than a dozen cars day and night, the exhausted anchor realized every day that personal power is limited after all, so he made an issue of Douyin** to record this incident, and called on everyone to stop involution and bring new ones.

This issue** has had a huge repercussion and has struck a chord with tens of thousands of players who are against the cold.

Many old players are infected by the chivalrous spirit of sacrificing themselves every day, and spontaneously invest in the "new help plan", which was later praised by the official account of the mobile game, and almost all the players of the mobile game know that there is such a group of people in the game now, who are fighting hard for the newcomer's game experience.

In fact, as a veteran who has been in the major MMOs for more than ten years, I still have a lot of feelings about the environmental changes of MMO games. Nowadays, most MMOs on the market are full of anger, and many players become restless and irritable in a rhythmic environment, and it seems that verbal battles and stickers are the core gameplay of the game.

For Meng Xin, the reason for abandoning an MMO is mostly "I don't know what I can play", I don't understand the rules, I don't know the black language, I don't know the techniques, and I don't understand the three things that make new players sneer and ridiculed when exploring multiplayer gameplay. I've also been frequently called to the police in a certain factory game.,It's just a rusty operation but it's exaggerated to destroy the game environment.,All the way to see passers-by"? "The number is even greater than the kanji. However, after entering the pit against the cold mobile game, I felt the "temperature" from others for a long time.

The mobile game made me experience the kind of dating environment in MMO ten years ago, and the old players in this game are afraid that there will be no new ones. Many buddies don't roll up their combat power and don't fight in the ring every day, so they squat on the world channel to hook up with new players who are not at the full level. In addition, they are also willing to become long-term friends of Meng Xin, preach and solve doubts, personally take Meng Xin to participate in various gameplay, and become good friends everywhere.

For example, the current Lao Ma and the head of the regiment, at dawn, they are already commensurate with brothers, true affection, just like in Taoyuan.

Who would have thought that what finally made Lao Ma change his ways was a sincerity, he and netizens crossed the line overnight, but what he gained was a family member he hadn't seen for a long time.

Summary

I have been with Lao Ma for so many years, almost never seen him can not make a mistake, listen to the command to complete the process, maybe Lao Ma's "rotten" is not because he was a rotten person from the beginning, but the dirty game environment makes him feel that it doesn't matter what, degenerated into a selfish "group of garbage". Now, after experiencing the sense of accomplishment of teamwork to defeat strong opponents, even an old tumor like Lao Ma has sprouted a heart of kindness.

Wuhou captured Meng Shu seven times, so that he was happy and convinced, and the head of the regiment only did one good deed a day, and he purified a cancer player. It can be seen that although no one can limit the influx of players into a popular online game, the game environment is maintained by everyone.

At present, with the increasing influence of the "Black Gang Group", and with the prevalence of this righteous wind, the mobile game is really as evaluated by other players: there are many players, and there are more and more well-meaning players. And even a game tumor like Lao Ma has been persuaded to be good, in addition to the blessing of the game environment, the low threshold for getting started with the game is also the main reason. If you are struggling with the game shortage due to the harsh game environment, and you are worried that it will be too difficult to get started with a new game, maybe the mobile game is a good choice.

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