Jokes two confused county orders to solve the case

Mondo Culture Updated on 2024-01-30

> the first one: "Confused County Order Judgment Case".

There is a county magistrate named Zhao Mutu, who is quite well-known in the hearts of the people because of his foolish behavior and often unexpected judgments.

One day, two peasants in the village quarreled over a trivial matter, and finally developed into a hands-on fight. One of the peasants was beaten and his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, so he went to the county yamen to file a complaint. After Zhao Mutu learned about this, he immediately went to court to try the case.

Zhao Xianling immediately asked what happened, then turned to the beaten farmer and asked, "You said that he beat him, what evidence is there?"”

The peasant replied, "My lord, my wounds are proof." ”

When Zhao Xianling heard this, his eyes widened, and he suddenly shouted: "Bold!."The injuries on your body are clearly pig's trowel prints, how can they be evidence?”

When the onlookers heard this, they burst into laughter, and the atmosphere in the hall instantly relaxed.

Zhao Xianling saw that everyone was smiling, and he was quite proud in his heart, and asked another farmer: "Why are you beating people?"”

The peasant replied, "My lord, I stumbled upon him when I was plowing the land. ”

Zhao Xianling frowned and said: "If the cultivated land touches people, it can make pig's trotter prints."You did it on purpose!The farmer was speechless for a while.

Zhao County's final verdict: "Since you did it on purpose, then punish you for three days and not eat as a punishment." ”

The second: "Clever Punishment of Bullies".

There was a greedy bully in a certain place who oppressed the people and did all kinds of evil. The local people hated him to the core, but they had no countermeasures.

It just so happened that an upright county magistrate took office. When he heard of the bullies' misdeeds, he tried to punish him with clever tactics.

One day, the prefectural decree issued a strange notice: whoever could plant wheat in the open space in front of the county yamen overnight would receive a heavy reward.

When the bully learned the news, he thought that this would be easy, and he went to the county order to receive the task in a hurry.

The prefectural magistrate granted his request and asked him to write a letter promising that if he could not complete the task, he would no longer oppress the people. The bully was full of promise, full of confidence.

That night, the bully led his family to plant wheat. They dug pits, sowed seeds, watered, and were busy until late at night. Although he was exhausted, he gritted his teeth and persevered when he thought of the heavy reward.

In the middle of the night, the task was finally completed. The bully couldn't wait to report to the county magistrate.

When the county magistrate came out, he saw that the vacant land was indeed full of wheat. But he smiled and shook his head and said, "You planted it well, but unfortunately it was planted in the wrong place." ”

The bully was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly asked, "Wrong?".This is obviously an open space in front of the county yamen, how can it be wrong?”

The prefectural magistrate took out the map he had prepared in advance, pointed to a wasteland, and said, "This is the place where I want to grow wheat." You planted it here, and naturally it is ineffective. ”

When the bullies and the family members took a look, they realized that they had planted them in the wrong place.

The prefectural magistrate had already prepared a map indicating where the actual wheat was planted. And the land they planted was actually a wasteland, not an empty land in front of the county yamen at all.

The bully was so angry that he smoked, but he had no choice but to make a note, so he had to admit it.

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