Two jokes about three widows bragging

Mondo Culture Updated on 2024-01-30

> the first one:

In one small town, there is a special village, the Widow's Village, where many women who have lost their husbands live. However, life in this village is not so sad, and the widows here sometimes get together and brag and chat.

One day, three widows got together under a locust tree at the head of the village and began their bragging hours.

The first widow said, "When I was young, I was a famous beauty in ten miles and eight villages, and the men who pursued me could be lined up from here to the town!".”

The second widow smiled and said, "Then why are you still single?"”

The first widow said proudly, "I have a high vision, and now it is more difficult to choose a good man!"”

The third widow then interjected, "Stop blowing it, and listen to me." When I was younger, my family had a big orchard and I could eat fresh fruit every day. Now I'm old, I can't even afford to buy a single fruit. ”

The first widow and the second widow laughed and said, "You're embarrassed to say that your orchards have long been sold out!"”

The third widow was unconvinced and said, "Then who of you can be worse than me?"I don't even have anyone to talk to. ”

While the three widows were arguing, they suddenly heard a dog barking.

The first widow cried out in fright: "Oh, we forgot that there is a big wolf dog in the village!"”

The second widow was also startled: "Then let's run!."”

The three widows ran away, and the big wolfhound chased after them. Finally, when they stopped out of breath, they found that the dog had just sniffed their shoes and then wagged its tail and walked away.

Number two: There is a special place - the widow's village, where many women who have lost their husbands live. They have a difficult life, but they always find ways to entertain themselves, the most popular of which is bragging.

One day, the three widows get together and start their bragging hour.

The first widow said, "When I was young, I was the daughter of a noble family, and I could tell my story all day!"”

The second widow laughed, "Really?".So how did you become a widow?”

The first widow smiled and said, "My husband loves me very much, but he is the heir to a nobleman, and he failed in a conflict over the power of the family. ”

The third widow then interjected, "Then why are you still single?"”

The first widow sighed: "The family feud is over, I have lost my status as a nobleman, and now I can only rely on myself. ”

The second widow suddenly remembered something: "By the way, you know what?".When I was younger, I was a good fisherman, and I could catch a basket full of fish every day!”

The first widow and the third laughed, "Really?".So why are you still so skinny now?”

The second widow shrugged: "I fell off when I was selling fish." ”

The third widow quipped, "Then why don't you keep an eye on the fish?"”

The second widow spread her hands: "Who knew that those fish were so energetic, they jumped out of the basket at once, and I couldn't catch up." ”

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