If you don t laugh after reading it, I ll make you laugh

Mondo Entertainment Updated on 2024-01-19

There are hundreds of millions of points of easy to use Wenxin

1.There was thunder, and the other little girls all lay in their brother's arms and said, "Boom, thunder is terrible."

Only you lie on the balcony and shout: Thunder, this heavenly cultivation is the amethyst hammer that the sky has collapsed.

2.I found out after work.

The school wasn't meant to teach you anything.

It's about getting used to Xi getting up early to go to work every day.

Evening Xi is to let you in advance.

Adapt to overtime.

3.If you say I'm good-looking, I'll say I'm p.

But if you want to say I'm p, I'll kill you with a shovel.

Orange juice is called orange juice if it contains 3%.

3% of me is who I am.

4.The feeling of getting up in the morning, the feeling of regret.

I want to kill myself who stayed up late last night.

But every night. That kind of sobriety, that kind of confidence, that kind of arrogance.

I've forgotten which one I am.

5.Tips:

You've got one night.

I don't have any contact with your cutie anymore.

Your little ancestor is waiting for you to have 1% of patience left

It's dry, be careful of her.

6.You pretend not to understand.

I also pretended to be relaxed.

If you miss it, you miss it.

People always have to have a bit of character.

7.Actually, I hate myself.

Won't speak. Too kind.

Nothing to worry about.

It's so cute.

8.I want to sleep.

Come to my dreams tonight.

Long time no see.

I miss you a little.

9.I want to give you a ** after I get drunk.

Tell you, I miss you so much.

As a result, you didn't pick up.

The wine was drunk in vain. 10.I'm actually quite tsundere.

You don't come to coax me.

I can leave it at that.

I'm pretty cute, too.

If you coax me, I'll definitely go with you.

11.You think you're obsessed, but you're just obsessed.

You feel like you've never been so humble to anyone.

Therefore, it is easy to determine that the other party is the sweetest scoop of the three thousand weak waters, how can there be any old feelings that are unforgettable, but it is difficult to calm down.

People lie in bed because they have money.

Sleep as late as you want.

I was in bed because I didn't have any money.

It is a meal that can be saved.

13.A handful of age.

It's not good to be deceived.

I have already mastered all kinds of tricks.

Watching the other party's class get an axe.

I even thought about teaching him two more tricks.

14.Whenever I give up on the idea of falling in love.

There will be waves on the Internet**.

I was so envious that I vowed to try to find a partner.

Whenever I have the idea of finding someone.

The hot search in the news is domestic violence and derailment.

I just think it's good to be single.

15.You give me a point when I'm vexatious.

I will be grateful and reflective when I calm down.

And then I will be very gentle with you.

16.I said.

Give me 100,000 yuan on Chinese Valentine's Day.

The elephant said, "No money."

17.In fact, it is easy for boys to like it.

Chat with him all the time.

Pretty girl again.

Even if you already have a lover.

He will also be tempted.

18.You give me a point when I'm vexatious.

I will be grateful and reflective when I calm down.

And then I will be very gentle with you.

19.Any idea why your chat app is so quiet?

Because you have downplayed everyone for the sake of one person.

So no one will be looking for you anymore.

20.Don't talk to a boy every day, and later you will be frustrated that he doesn't reply to messages. But with ten guys, you won't have that annoyance.

21.If one day we break up.

I'm not going to say anything bad about you in front of anyone.

Even if I can't be friends, I still have to be a human being.

This passage is appropriate for any relationship.

22. On the afternoon of hoeing day, it was really hard to go to class.

A small broken book, sitting all morning.

23. Before the blind date, I said that I was 181 and went to the woman and said that I was short?

181 is also short?

My real height is 170, I wear platform shoes with 173 pads, and I am 175 taller

A cushion in my socks.176 Because I have thick hair.

Increase the sense of déjà vu of a height of 3cm, 179 I will falsely report 2cm, it shouldn't make much difference, right?

I'm okay with 181, right?Are 181 short in China?

24.You don't need many boyfriends, it's enough to have three or five sincere ones.

25.Lazy people like me.

can be called out by you a**.

Think about how capable you are.

26.What is Treasure Girl?

Good-looking, not scummy, but also interesting, cute, single-minded, intimate and charming.

Can you be specific?

I. 27.Object.

Every day I tell you about big things and little things.

The message is answered in seconds.

Always prepare small surprises for you.

Don't say a word to other boys.

It's good for you alone.

Do you think you deserve to watch it here for a long time!

28.Others post on Moments and want to fall in love.

A week of love.

I posted on Moments that I really want to fall in love.

I'm still posting it a year later.

29.Valentine's Day single strategy clicked on my avatar frame, and the editor sent: "Let's try.""?You will have a chance to win: "Try it" or "Thank you for participating" Redemption date: Before February 14th.

30.Today my boyfriend suspects me of cheating.

I was scolded by me for slashing my head and covering my face.

I said that none of my other boyfriends suspected me of cheating.

Why is it all about you?

31.Playing Werewolf Kill came across a group of elementary school students, and they said - let me end.

Memorable words: "He doesn't seem to sound like we do, maybe an old thing, let's vote him out".

I. 32.Acne, wrinkles, redness, and dark circles are all caused by the acquired environment, and they are not born with them, so although these grow on my face, what does it have to do with me?

33.I want a small house to be your little wife.

Carrying a basket of vegetables together, through the alley in front of the door.

After the meal, I ask you to wash the dishes, and I will take care of cleaning the table.

I want a chubby kid again, cute like a little ball.

Wait for you to grow a white beard and sit in the old chair at home.

Will remember this good day, and my beautiful flower dress.

34.I cried.

My tears ran down my natural lying silkworm and my delicate nose.

My plump apple muscles - straight to my sharp chin.

Then there was a snap and a snap fell on my skinny collarbone, my tears.

It just flowed into my 36d without the slightest defense.

35.Playing a game and scolding a guy, he reported the address ** and I made an appointment, I don't have the same knowledge as him, and ignore him. The game ended and reopened.,I didn't expect the current people to be so angry.,Someone scolded me again.,This time I can't bear it.,Take the initiative to make an appointment.,The address of the guy before** was reported.。

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