The pension has finally arrived, and it is more than 20,000 yuan per month, which greatly exceeds my expectations.
You know, I haven't worked for many years before I retired, and correspondingly, the pension insurance is also paid intermittently. I calculated for myself, and the pension was at most in the early 2,000s, but I didn't expect that the actual pension in hand was one more zero.
I wonder if the department that accounts for pensions has miscalculatedOr is it a mistake to write an extra zero?I wanted to check it, but then I thought, am I stupid, there is still too much money in hand?
When I told my husband about the 20,000 yuan pension, he was also surprised. Then, the two of us were a little worried, and we didn't know how to spend so much pension
My husband proposed that since I have so much pension, I would take out 5,000 yuan a month to post it to my in-laws. At that time, I strongly objected, and I said why?It's not like your parents don't have a pension?
The husband said that his parents' pension was small, and the total of the two of them was only more than 5,000 yuan per month. I said that 5,000 yuan is enough for them to spend, because usually they don't even go downstairs, and all the food at home is bought and sent by a few children every other day, and their pension does not touch a penny at all.
My husband said, I know they don't spend a penny, but can't we give them another 5,000 yuan a month to make them happy?I said, okay, then I will also give my parents 5,000 yuan a month, so that my parents will be happy.
My husband disagreed, saying that my parents' pension added up to 18,000 yuan, which was more than his parents, so I shouldn't give it to my parents anymore. I said, a bowl of water should be flat, why make your parents happy, can't you make my parents happy?
My husband said, that's not the same thing, it's not ordinary to stretch out five fingers!More subsidies should be given to parents in need. I said, "Are you poor and reasonable?"
Then, the more we talked, the more excited we became, and finally we quarreled, and later, we got into action. I kicked my husband several times and pinched his neck with my hands, and my husband even gave me a few mouthfuls.
I quit all of a sudden, sat on the ground and cried. My husband had no pity at all and continued to slap my face until he woke me up.
It turned out that I had a dream. My husband said that I kicked him and choked his neck, and I cried aggrievedly.
Realizing that everything was a dream, I suddenly became depressed. It turned out that the monthly pension of 20,000 yuan was just a dream.
I woke up from a dream, and suddenly regretted it, think about it, if I really have a pension of 20,000 yuan, I am still willing to give 5,000 yuan to my in-laws!At the very least, there are 15,000 left!Hmmm!
This is a dream that my cousin told me about her, and I thought it was interesting, so I wrote it down. However, then again, the gap between ordinary people's pensions and some people's pensions is indeed too big, so that ordinary people dream of a big increase in pensions, haha. ）