On Chinese New Year's Eve, the family sat around the dinner table, do you think they are reunited?Non-existent, they are engaged in a brutal "New Year's survival competition"!If you want to spend the New Year with the whole family, you must defeat the three bosses!The Chinese New Year's Eve three-piece set is here for you.
The first boss, the "devil on the tip of the tongue" - Chinese New Year's Eve dinner. As soon as it was served, my mother had already used the most powerful trick in the food department: Haidilao + roasted whole sheep + spicy hot pot. At the end of a meal, your stomach feels like you've been hit by a nuclear explosion, and you'll have to find the perfect balance between the amount of food and the capacity of your stomach to survive. Special skills: change the water with the drink, and have more vegetables on the side of the dish, otherwise you will be punched in the stomach and the violent reaction will be unavoidable.
The second boss, the "laughing point killer" - the Spring Festival Gala. As soon as you turn on the TV, the emcee's cross-words are like a hammer bombarding your laughter. From language to physical programs, everything is destroying your self-control. You have to endure laughing to maintain decency so that you don't get ridiculed by your family for not having a sense of humor. Special skills: Practice your cramp face in advance, block your mouth and nose with your hands to block the entry of foreign bodies, under this bombardment, you must hold back your laughter, otherwise you will be ridiculed by your family and have no program appreciation at all.
The third boss, "Ringing in the Night Sky" – the sound of firecrackers. At midnight, the firecrackers roared like heavy machine guns, and the elderly in the family directly turned on the sonic boom mode, shaking your eardrums to the edge of deafness!You have to pretend to be excited to celebrate to please the elders, or you won't be in the flow. Special Skill: Prepare earplugs in advance to avoid firecrackers hitting your eardrums.
If you want to have a perfect New Year, you must face the challenges of these three bosses. You'll have to muster all your skills to fight the overzeal, hold back the laughter, and endure the sonic boom to come out on top and win the happy New Year for the whole family.
If you resist failure, you are mired in hellish Chinese New Year's Eve dinners, Spring Festival Gala ridicule and firecracker bombardment, and you are identified as an outlier by your family on the first night of the new year. So, challenger, are you ready to face the three big bosses of Chinese New Year's Eve?Let's wait and see if you can make it through and get out of the way!
Chinese New Year's Eve