Original Ryomazi rat
First of all, a brief introduction, this is an article I wrote in the previous summer, in this shivering winter, reminiscing about the sweaty summer, feeling the cold of that winter and the heat of summer. Feel the four distinct seasons of Beijing, either freeze you to death, or heat you to death.
Well, the text is as follows:
The summer vacation has begun, so both adults and children are eager to think about how to go out to play, in order to drive away the depression of the epidemic and the shadow of online classes.
When I got up in the morning, I was happy in my heart, cloudy weather, this is really too face-saving, because the parking fee of Universal Studios is very expensive, and the parking lot is not close to the gate, after comprehensive consideration, I made an appointment with an online car-hailing car, so that I don't have to drive by myself, and I don't have to worry about being tired, so at 8:40 o'clock, we sat in a seven-seat online car-hailing car with three people and three children, and set off happily!
Everything went smoothly on the road, it was slightly blocked in the South Fourth Ring Road, and the overall road conditions were OK, and in about an hour, we successfully arrived at the destination. At this time, the children are full of energy and playing in the car, and there is no doubt that today will be a very happy day for them.
The queue time here has always been famous, and it is common for a project to take an hour or two, so we ran all the way, and went straight to the favorite experience project after entering the door, the first stop, Jurassic World Adventure, fortunately, I saw that the length of the queue at the door was not exaggerated, so our beautiful parents, with three children entered from the entrance of the Uber Express, and I lined up with my mother.
Speaking of this excellent speed, it is another consumption in addition to the fare, the ticket price is **648 yuan, the child ticket price is 480 yuan, and the average speed pass is 700 yuan per person, I think the average person's thinking must feel that it is not worth it, I go, the ticket price is so expensive, what is this excellent speed pass is more expensive than the ticket price, why do you still pretend to make a movie theater to make money, is it not good to rob it directly in Tongzhou?How fast the money comes in that way, and it doesn't cost much.
The weather is hot, and parents can't be bitter that their children are not, so we bought Uber Express for the children, and we actually give the children a companion, so it doesn't matter if they play or not, and queuing up to play one or two items is even a piggybacking thing, so we started queuing calmly.
Don't you know, the pattern of this queue is really indescribable, looking at the outdoor queue is not long, right, think it will be faster to enter the indoor?Hehe, so young so ** It's easy to get indoors, a few turns, and it's directly discharged out of the outdoors, this guy, what are the ninety-nine bends of the Yellow River in the world, and this bend is dozens of times more than you!At that time, it was just over ten o'clock, the sun was not poisonous, there was a fan and spray overhead, and most of the people were the first item in line, so everyone's expressions were calm, they kept looking forward to it, and the overall mood was controllable.
After all, there is a very obvious difference between the air-conditioned room and the open-air exposure, but the square back and forth queuing railing has become a circular queuing railing, looking at the door is only a few meters away from themselves, but it has been about more than 20 minutes in this square inch.
At this time, ** came, and the children at that end had already played out, that is to say, Yousutong basically went in to play, and left after playing, which is very convenient, which is where the thrust and magic of money lie. Okay, who made us people want to save money, it's okay, it's okay, adjust your mentality, continue to row, and follow.
In the meantime, I paid attention to the time of queuing, this project basically queued for an hour, and it was only about ten minutes to play, but although the queue had a bad experience, it was also a little careful, what is the experience?Let's put it this way, if you are a person who likes to appreciate beautiful women or handsome guys, then congratulations, you and beautiful women or handsome guys have countless opportunities to pass by and look back, and you don't need to work hard in your previous life at all. In the endless queue of moving back and forth, the beauties (handsome guys) are either in front of you or behind you, either on your left or on your right, diagonally opposite you or opposite your back. Basically, you can observe at least a few hundred times at 360 degrees without dead ends. As a result, what is often said is aesthetic fatigue, and you will definitely find a lot of small flaws after a close-up, high-frequency and accurate scan under the initial amazement. For example: the makeup is a bit thick;The eyes are a little small;The eyeshadow doesn't go well;The eyelashes are a bit fake;The figure Li Yuchun 、、、
Finally, after a thousand turns, it was our turn to get on the bus, Ou, the cake seller, it was not easy. Okay, let's start a time and space date with dinosaurs, in my personal experience, it's not bad, the scenes, special effects, and design are really made with heart, and otherwise, I don't feel anything very special, that is, an enhanced version of the 5D movie. Of course, I think this kind of program is more suitable for primary and secondary school students, young couples and energetic bear children. These are their dishes. I'm an old otaku and a middle-aged greasy uncle who came to join in this excitement, and I am definitely full of food.
When we came out of Jurassic, the children had already played several projects, so we gathered at Harry Potter's Hogwarts, and the children were very excited and had a good time, but I have to complain that the consumption here is really fucking expensive, a dinosaur egg-style popcorn is 195 yuan (it is said to be the first time it was launched today), and a popcorn is worth several dollars. A Minion's ice cream is 40 yuan, because on the way to come, the driver recommended to us that the butterbeer inside is particularly delicious, so I bought two cups to taste, I rely on, his uncle's, super hard to drink, brown sugar water floated a little cream, 50 cups, it is said that this is still an excellent Internet celebrity drink with excellent online reviews. I really can't understand the tastes of the reviewers.
There is also the Harry Potter magic wand, more than 200 plastic, more than 300 wood, if I want to see, when the fire stick I feel unqualified, but watching other people's children are holding a stick in front of the magic window to make a comparison, how can I bear to watch my own children on the side?The heart is horizontal, the eyes are closed, the teeth are gritted, and the feet are stamped: buy, buy, buy!
After a rest, after eating some snacks, launched an attack on Harry Potter, the children jumped up and down from the Youspeed passage in, my daughter-in-law and I still lined up to enter, thinking that there should not be many people at noon, the first part of the road strode meteors, it felt very smooth, but, handsome but three seconds, the more you go forward, the more people are getting more and more, the speed is getting slower and slower, and finally it is so crowded that you can't walk, at this time, the cloudy weather has become cloudless, the sun is shining in the sky, and the people in line are sweating like rain, my daughter-in-law has to retreat several times, because it is too hot, the temperature must be at least forty degrees or more, soI started good logistics services in a timely manner, replenished water, folded fans, and carried out ideological mobilization and strong psychological quality construction to persevere to the end. Coupled with the situation at that time, there was a dilemma, and there were some young children around who were queuing up with adults. Since the children haven't given up, what's the sin that can't be tolerated?If there are difficulties, you must persevere, and if there are no difficulties, you must persist when creating difficulties.
It probably has something to do with the high temperature at noon, and the queuing time for the Harry Potter project is relatively short, especially after entering the room, the air conditioning is very powerful, a feeling that suddenly came to the Ice Age from the Flaming Mountain, and one word is refreshing and refreshing!And the queue is not so boring, there are many scenes and ornaments on both sides that are related to the Harry Potter movies, for example, here, you can see living oil paintings, you can see the characteristic windows of Hogwarts, you can see holograms of Harry Potter and his friends. With such a setup, at least in a comfortable environment, there is a lot to see, and the length of the queue can easily be diluted.
The Harry Potter project is more exciting than Jurassic, and the swing of the seat is very large, because I am a Harry Potter fan, so I have a strong sense of substitution, and it feels more fun than Jurassic. However, if you don't have a zipper trouser pocket or something, it's best to store your phone, my phone is almost upside down, the scenery here is very grand, the scene is one after another, it is difficult to find it back. Here I also want to remind everyone, if someone wants to play, don't bring a lot of things in a big bag, unless someone helps you watch, otherwise, it is very troublesome to store, their lockers there are too small to fit a slightly larger thing, free within 30 minutes, and you have to pay extra if it overtimes.
After that, we came to the Kung Fu Panda Museum, this scene is a night scene, younger children will like it more, and at the same time, there are a lot of food to play in, even if there is no Uber Express, the queue time will not be too long, and the indoor air conditioning is very sufficient, it will not be directly exposed to the sun, so it is very suitable for children to play here.
At half past 4 o'clock in the afternoon, there is a real scene performance in the future water world, this show is very decompressing, if you like excitement, you can sit on the first few rows of green stools, this area is likely to make you soaked, if you don't want to be splashed, then you can sit on the red stool in the back row, the actors are very hard, and they are also good at mobilizing the atmosphere of the scene, and all the people are very happy. The special effects are very well done, the scene is very real, the fire is soaring, and the heat wave is rolling. The actor makes full use of all kinds of water vehicles, such as motorboats, electric boats, and seaplanes.
At around 6:20 a.m., the daily parade of floats began, and the performers waved their hands to the audience on both sides with enthusiasm and smiles, which was very joyful and inspiring. The scale of the floats is large and small, and the models come under the cheerful ** accompaniment, when the weather begins to cool down slowly, and the breeze blows, making people feel very comfortable. Maybe it's because after a tiring day, everyone seems to be relieved and relaxed.
There is also a small episode of the float parade that has not been explained, that is, every day at the float parade, there will be such a group of guests who can sit at the front of the convoy in a red convertible BMW. It is said that it costs at least more than 10,000 yuan to get this treatment, and this honor is very rare, and a lot of people queue up, and they have to queue at least in advance.
Only one or two months can make an appointment. What we saw that day were two girls, probably college students, wearing the same Harry Potter magician clothes, each with a burning stick, pointing at the crowd on both sides, which was a rare highlight moment in their lives, and for me, I can only say that people are stupid and have a lot of money.
There are also cars, Minions, etc., these are not my dishes, so I won't be verbose.
Okay, so much, I hope to give some useful advice to friends who want to go:
First, try to buy Uber Express, which can save a lot of time, and basically play all the projects in one day. and no one will be sinned. Through this painful experience of queuing, my thinking has changed a lot, and I would rather spend money to save time than spend time to save money. The best way to save money is not to go!
Second, we could prepare some food by ourselves, we brought a lot of food and snacks, alcoholic drinks were not allowed in it, so we didn't bring beer or anything, the children focused on playing, and we didn't make noise and hunger, so we didn't eat in it, we didn't know what the taste was, so we didn't have a say in what the dishes were. But one thing I know for sure is that it will definitely be very expensive, so expensive that when you come out, you will feel that the restaurant owners outside are all very conscientious and loving. Of course, this is just the words of a poor man's family, and the rich people in my friends can skip this passage and allow you to despise me ten thousand times. I'm not going to turn my face.
This is the end of this article, thank you for your patience and listen to me to finish my words!
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