It is said that there are two ghosts who turned on the braggart mode on the way to the Netherworld, one was a doctor when he was alive, and the other was a teacher when he was alive.
The doctor said first, "I used to be an angel in white. The teacher also said, "I used to be an engineer of the soul. ”
The doctor said, "I can do the errand of a demon messenger in the form of an angel." The teacher also said, "I can do the work of destroying people as an engineer." ”
The doctor said: "What we are paying attention to now is not the benevolence of doctors, saving lives and helping the wounded. The teacher also said: "We have long since stopped paying attention to being a teacher and teaching and educating people." ”
The doctor said, "We are treating people now, and it has nothing to do with us whether the disease is good or bad." The teacher also said, "We are teaching students now, and it will not affect us if we learn well or badly." ”
The doctor said, "We have a certificate to practice medicine, and we don't need to be held responsible for curing people to death." The teacher smiled: "Our teacher now has a work permit, and there is no way to take it if we don't teach our parents in class." ”
The doctor said, "We can prescribe a few more tests on the patient and get more benefits on them." The teacher smiled again: "We can let the students register more to make up for the Xi class, and seek more benefits from them." ”
The doctor said, "As long as we operate on the patient, the family will give us a red envelope." The teacher said: "What is the red envelope, every year on Teacher's Day and the New Year's Day, which parent does not click on us to express that he will give us some gifts." ”
The doctor said, "Give me a red envelope, and I will be able to get their patients discharged early." The teacher also said, "When parents give me gifts, I can make me look at their children differently." ”
The doctor said, "I can blatantly prescribe more medicine to the patient." The teacher said, "I can justifiably order more materials for students to learn Xi." ”
The doctor said: "We are now a combined harvest of hospitals and doctors and medicines, but the administration is effective. The teacher said, "We are now a bookstore plus a teacher and a school, colluding with each other, and that is called making money." ”
The doctor said, "I can decide whether a patient lives or dies." The teacher said, "I can influence the child's future." ”
The two looked at each other and smiled: "What else are you talking about, we are both like-minded people!" ”
The doctor said, "If any of your relatives are sick, come to me, and I will definitely give you some good medicine." The teacher said, "Your child is going to school, you send me to the class, and I will definitely give you special care." ”
The teacher and the doctor shook their hands deeply and hugged each other.
At this time, I only listened to Lord Yama, they are all thousand-year-old foxes, don't do this here, how many people are like you two in the yang world? Let them all report to the Netherworld!