In the morning, Ma Tuan'er and I went to the wholesale fruit market.
I said, "Go buy some apples, you don't have any fruit at home, and you can't skip it." ”
Ma Tuan'er said: "If you want to eat, go ahead, don't blame me, I can not eat." ”
I said, "Okay, I want to eat." ”
Ma Tuan'er said, "Then let's go." ”
The fruit wholesale market in Wuhu is not very large, and there are not many varieties.
Ma Tuan'er parked her car outside the fruit market, and I went in alone to buy apples.
I want to buy some flower cow apples.
After a few circles, Huaniu apples are so expensive, buy a whole box for seven yuan a catty.
Apple boxes and wrapping paper are also seven yuan a pound, and if you add apples, it will cost ** yuan a pound.
Eventually, in a corner, I found a cheap, the smallest Huaniu apple for 3 yuan a catty, a slightly larger one for 4 yuan a catty, and a large one for 6 yuan a catty (including the apple box).
An old couple stood next to me and watched me ask for apples, and the old lady came to me and said, "How about we buy a box together?"He doesn't retail here, so if he wants to buy it, he has to buy a box. ”
I said, "Yes, let's buy a box together." ”
The old lady said, "Then let's buy the big one, 6 yuan a catty." ”
I said, "Then I won't buy it, I'll buy the smallest one, 3 yuan a pound." ”
The old lady said, "The bigger one is better." ”
I said, "The big one is too expensive, and it costs more than 200 yuan for a box."
In the end, the old lady did not agree to buy it with me, because if the old lady did not partner with me, I would buy a small box of it myself, and I had a way out.
The small apple is 3 yuan a catty, a box is 124 yuan in total, and the old lady and I paid 62 yuan each, and the apple is divided into two halves.
The young man who sells apples gives points, fair, just and open, and each layer is half for each person, not one layer for you and one for me.
The young man said, "Choose the one that is bigger at the top, and the one that is smaller at the bottom, so that you will get apples about the same size." ”
There was a special delivery master who put my apples on the electric tricycle, and I also sat in the cab of the tricycle, drove to the entrance of the market, and helped me take the apples to Ma Tuan'er's car.
Ma Tuan'er and I went home happily.
Passing by W's house, I said, "Did someone introduce W to someone while we weren't at home?"Ma Tuan'er said, "No, I haven't heard of it." ”
I said, "That's bragging." ”
Ma Tuan'er said: "What bragging?".I said, "I can't find it."
Ma Tuan'er said, "Yes, it's hard to find." ”
The people he likes don't like him, and the people who like him, he doesn't like them.
I said, "So if you have a wife, you should cherish it, don't look at the old man's popularity, it's not easy to find at this age."
Women are smart, if they have a pension, they will live by themselves, why find a dirty old man to serve, and there is no shortage of fathers. ”
Ma Tuan'er said: "Yes, you see x (Ma Tuan'er's friend, male) didn't find it, you have to be handsome and have a deposit."
His daughters are all married, and there is no burden at all. ”
I said, "But X has a fatal flaw. ”
Ma Tuan'er said: "What shortcomings?".I said, "Not a solid person."
Playing mahjong every day, he doesn't cook, he eats outside, which woman asks him to do something, do you play mahjong together?Ma Tuan'er said: "But he also has advantages, not too bad to others."
As the saying goes, people have to be obedient. ”
As soon as I heard it, yo, there was something in Ma Tuan'er's words.
I said, "Don't look at me and always say that you are stingy, in fact, this is a virtue, and I quite appreciate it."
If you're a big spender, I don't love you anymore.
Today there are 3, 4, 6 apples a pound, I bought 3 pieces, you see, the two of us just match each other, a pick. ”
Ma Tuan'er listened to my answer and smiled with satisfaction.
The car "Dididi", singing joyful songs all the way, went home.