Chapter 1: The "Wake Up Gas" of Computers
As we all know, a computer is a high-tech electronic product that relies on complex programs and data to run. However, computers also have their own "emotions", the most famous of which is their "wake-up gas".
Every morning sun shines into the office, a busy day begins. However, computers always like to "strike" at this time. Not because they're really broken, but because they're still "sleeping" and need to be "woken up".
At this time, the computers will show a stubborn "wake-up gas". No matter how much people knock, shake, or even try to wake them up with coffee, they are indifferent. If people accidentally touch their power cords, they will wake up from their sleep as if they had been touched by a sensitive nerve, and then start "whining" endlessly.
Chapter 2: The "Spit Conference" of the keyboard
In the office, the keyboard is the right-hand man of the computer. However, they also have their own "slots". Every day, countless letters, numbers, and symbols are tapped on the keyboard, leaving them exhausted.
As a result, the keyboards began to organize a "spit conference". They complained, "We have to be beaten countless times every day, it's abuse!"”。Some keyboards even directly say: "I feel like I'm about to be knocked out!".”
Chapter 3: The "Art of Gliding" with the Mouse
Compared to the keyboard, the days of the mouse are not much better. Every day, they endure all sorts of "gliding art" from their fingers. Whether it's a quick click, a swipe, or an irregular shaking, it's very uncomfortable for the mouse.
As a result, the mice began to carry out their own "resistance". When people try to use the mouse, they suddenly "glide through the art", making it incredibly difficult for people to operate. Sometimes, mice will even use their "little temper" to express their dissatisfaction.
Chapter 4: The "Dodge Skill" of the Screen
In the office, the computer screen is one of the most important devices. However, they also have their own "dodge skills". No matter how hard people try to click on a file or button on the screen, the screen will always magically "dodge" away.
After some investigation, it turned out that the screen was using its "dodge skills" to express its dissatisfaction. They complained, "You guys make countless clicks on me every day and it makes me feel very uncomfortable!".”。Some screens even directly said: "I feel like I'm about to be broken!".”
Chapter 5: The "Art of the Power Cord".
In the office, the power cord is the lifeblood of the computer. However, they also have their own "**art". No matter how carefully people put the power cords in order, they always come together at the most inopportune time.
At this time, the computers began their own "resistance". No matter how hard people try to untangle the power cords, they always magically get back together. After some investigation, it turned out that the power cords were using their "** art" to express their dissatisfaction. They complained, "You guys plug and unplug us countless times a day, and it's very uncomfortable for us!."”。Some power cords even directly said: "I feel like I'm about to get plugged in!."”
Chapter 6: The "Noise Award" for Radiators
In the office, the radiator is a faithful companion to the computer. However, they also have their own "noise awards". No matter how hard people try to reduce the noise of their computers, the heatsink will always create a harsher sound.
At this time, the radiators began their own "revolt". They complained: "You put countless burdens on us every day and make us feel very uncomfortable!".”。Some radiators even directly said: "I feel like I'm about to be burned out!".”