1. The principle of the barrel Lakers
In the Los Angeles derby, the Lakers defeated the Clippers to end a four-game losing streak and breathe a sigh of relief to temporarily retain the play-off spot.
After the game, Clippers big man Leonard was angry and came over to question Coach Lu:
Coach Lu, why did you put me on the bench in the last 3 minutes of the fourth quarter?I'm the main player in the team, even if I don't play well in front of me, but you should believe me when it comes to crunch time.
Director Lu smiled slightly and said, "Because you have a time limit, you have played enough in front ......."”
Leonard interrupted Lou and said, "I'm coming, I don't know about you yet." ”
Director Lu smiled slightly, pointed to the wooden toilet behind Leonard, and said, "Look at this toilet, suppose you pee in this toilet, and when the toilet is full, where will the urine flow from first?"”
Leonard observed for a moment, pointed to the shortest board, and said, "It must be here." ”
Director Lu smiled slightly and said, "That's right, this is the barrel principle, also known as the short board principle, no matter how high a bucket is, the height of its water depends on the lowest plank." ”
Coach Lu paused and said: "Now the cephalosporin is the shortcoming of the Lakers, he is facing a crisis of getting out of class, and he will be out of class if he loses." But for the Clippers, wouldn't it be better to let him win the ball and leave a short board with the Lakers?Otherwise, the Lakers will change to a better coach, and the Clippers will be in trouble. This is 'scientific spore farming'. ”
Leonard raised his finger and said, "Lu instructs the true god and man." ”
Director Lu looked out the window, the twilight was dull, and he sighed: ".The Lakers are undefeated and the Clippers are undefeated. It seems that the Lakers won, but the Clippers actually won.
Second, the principle of the barrel Sun chapter
The Clippers played against the Suns, Leonard rushed to the camp tent and said, "Coach Lu, Coach Lu, this time are we not 'scientific breeding', let the Suns also win." ”
Director Lu smiled and pointed to the wooden toilet behind Leonard.
Leonard said impatiently: "Don't be pretentious, now Vogel's coaching ability is not good, and it is already the biggest shortcoming of the Suns, in order to keep him in the handsome position, let's give it up this time." ”
Director Lu smiled slightly and said, "Wrong!."This time, we must fight to the death and cripple the sun!”
Leonard was puzzled, "Then what are you pointing to the wooden toilet?"”
Director Lu smiled slightly and said, "Have you ever studied philosophy?"Things are changing and evolving. If we lose to the Suns again this time, lose two in a row, and the record is caught up by the Kings, I will become the biggest shortcoming of the Clippers......”
Leonard slapped his thigh, "Got it." ”
Director Lu smiled slightly, and said: "Although Sun Vogel is a short board now, there is no class crisis for the time being, and when he has a class crisis, it is not too late for us to 'scientifically raise Vogel'." ”
So the clippers took the sun lightly.
3. The Principle of the Barrel Warriors
In a future game, the Clippers are about to play against the Warriors, Leonard went to the camp again, looked for Lu to guide, and asked: "This time against the Warriors, should we go all out and strive for victory?"”
Director Lu stood solemnly and pointed to the wooden toilet behind Leonard.
Leonard looked confused and said, "Coach Lu, I don't understand this, now Kerr is not the biggest shortcoming of the Warriors?."We may have to 'get scientific', but are you worried about becoming the biggest shortcoming of the Clippers?”
Director Lu shook his head nervously.
Leonard was even more confused and said, "That's ......."”
Don't talk nonsense, as soon as I heard that Dream Chaser Green had been released, thinking of Gobert and Nurkic, I tightened my neck, and I couldn't stop urinating, don't get in the way, don't get in the way......”
I saw that Lu pushed Leonard away, walked to the toilet, and flew down three thousand feet.
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