One.
Yes, the name of a clerk, a male cadre.
His name was Shide, his hair and beard were frosted, and he was still pacing as an associate clerk. In front of him, behind his back, some colleagues like to say that he is flawed in life, and he shows that he wants to be a man. As for him, he does not argue, always with caution engraved in his eyes, and smiles "Yes, yes".
Every time he smiles "yes", he must speak in a eloquent tone, no more, no less, repeat twice, and pause for half a second. About once casually, three times stiff, adhesion said lightly. Anyway, the proportions are proper, it is pleasant to listen to, and it is comfortable to listen to.
After a long time, colleagues heard a lot of "yes", seemed to associate with each other, and simply replaced his "virtue" with "yes". As for him, he is not angry, and whenever his colleagues call him "yes", he will listen to and agree.
I've been a colleague with yes for more than ten years.
On the day of the first arrival, it coincided with Bailu. After the meeting, the leader asked him to take me to the office.
He smiled lightly: "This is your desk, stool, computer, and bookcase, which have been wiped clean with a rag." Letterheads, rollerball pens, notebooks, tea, soap, towels, brooms, dustpans, and buckets have been brought to you. If there is anything missing, I will go and get it again. In a few words, "the white dew is coming, and the cool breeze is rising" is timid.
Then, he apologized slightly: "Set your table and chair in the west, sit facing east, don't mind." In this place, Changyi sits in the west and faces the east in a positive direction, and the purple air comes from the east. Hearing the kindness, I saw him sitting in the east and facing the west, with his backlight, and hurriedly said that we would change. He twitched his black-framed reading glasses: "I'm used to sitting on this, sitting east and facing west, and following the sunset in the west." You are young and need purple qi to come to the east and listen to my brother. I was not stubborn, and said, "Please remind Brother Shi to work more and help more." ”
From then on, face to face, the two of us worked in the same room. For more than ten years, I respected him and didn't call him "yes". However, for a period of time, my colleagues said that he was flawed, and he agreed "yes, yes", which became a mystery to me.
Two. As a man, his real name is Zuo Shanren, a male leader.
More than ten years ago, I had a unique encounter with him. At that time, he was the leader of other staff, not mine.
Living at home, no matter how small the family is, it is big. One day, in order to repair the leaky pipe, I went to a building materials store on Willow Street and bought the same type of PPR pipe. When I entered the store, I saw him standing in the store, holding a slightly thick cotton thread, about half a meter long.
I stepped forward to talk and asked Guigan. His voice was slightly higher: "Leader, you can't be idle at home, you have to do everything yourself." "It's like Douyin, announcing your identity and showing your style. I responded: "What I said is, learn from you Xi and implement it well." "Seeing that my attitude is not bad, and seeing the clerk amazing, he raised his face, and the corners of his mouth were rippling with scenery - happy, ecological, and environmentally friendly.
Then, he compared the cotton thread and whispered to the clerk: "The water pipe is broken, buy such a long and thick PPR pipe." "I straightened the cotton thread than the length, and the clerk could see it and said that it could be sawed. In the thicker place, he used the fingertips of the thumb and index finger of both hands to circle one end of the cotton thread and circle it carefully. Visually, it should be 1.6 cm in inner diameter. It's just that the cotton thread is too soft, and he circled it a few times without a circle, and he didn't circle the appropriate inner diameter. Seeing this, the clerk shook his head slightly: "It's not accurate, I can't see how big the caliber is, I'm afraid I won't use it if I buy it." Or go back and measure the bad water pipe, look at the size marked on the pipe, and buy it when you get it right. ”
As soon as he heard this, his face immediately turned pale, his eyes widened, and he slammed in a rough voice, "You know a!."He turned around, took the cotton thread, held his head high, stepped out of the store, and walked away angrily.
The clerk, I, was stunned. When he came back to his senses, the clerk walked towards the door of the store, rushed to the street, and slammed "You only understand!."”
I bought a PPR tube and walked on the willow street with thousands of hanging green silks, and in my mind, there were two people squatting clearly: Belikov in the sleeve, Ah Q in the circle - indignant, non-ecological, non-environmentally friendly.
Three. Changyi is in season, the mountains and rivers are clear, and the vegetation is verdant. How can the veins be shallow, who is mentioned, who is afraid of seeing whom.
A few years later, being a man was my leader. I'm in charge of me and yes, and I'm also in charge of other colleagues.
Yes, I became his subordinate a few years before me, and I listened to his call a lot, and it was natural to see him much more practically.
On the third day of registration, I did intend to put down my chores and greet me while drinking old tea: "I have been thinking about it for two days, and I feel that I should give you a reminder, but I am afraid that it is not appropriate." Between the words, there was caution. Stopping to write materials, I looked at them with a pleasant eye: "Brother Shi, please speak." ”
He took a sip of tea and said slowly: "My colleague called me yes, my brother just called, not afraid." I paused word by word, and said seriously: "It's called Brother Shi, just Brother Shi." He looked grateful and continued slowly: "I want to remind you that my colleagues privately call the left leader 'to be a man', and you can't follow it." ”
I asked what he called a person, and yes, he said lightly: "He is obsessed with being a man, and he will go up and down, and he will talk to everyone to learn to be a man and be a man." Colleagues heard calluses in their ears, and privately referred to Zuo Shanren as 'Zuo Ren', and the homonym of the word 'to be a man', and also to say 'to be a man'. ”
As he was talking, the landline ** suddenly rang, yes, it was hands-free. "Shide, the newcomer, come to my office right away. "Listen to the voice, be human. Yes next to the landline: "Yes, yes, right away. ”
With the notebook, I went to the office. But see that the room, the owner, the floor, and the materials are clean and spotless;The owner, the utensils, and the bonsai are in order, and they are all in place. Barely matching the rules, in front of the big desk, yes, we sat side by side, feet together, palms over knees, listening.
The first explanation of the work: Shi De drafted a speech on research work experience, and the new arrival drafted a blood donation work inspection plan. It is necessary to submit it to me for review within three days. "While recording, yes on the side" Yes, yes, on the other hand, I on the side "Yes, yes". "The second emphasizes being a man: being a man in advance, people can't do it well, and it is impossible to do things well. Shide should continue to be a man first, be a man, and then do things and be able to do things;Newcomers, you have to be humble, first learn to be a man, be a man, and then learn to do things, know how to do things. This emphasized, from a high vantage point, and the general situation was divided. While recording, yes, "yes, yes", I "remember, learn with an open mind, and do it seriously".
After receiving the explanation, yes, I invested in the speech conception, and I invested in the planning of the plan. Received the emphasis, yes to continue, I worked hard.
Four. The office building is located on the street, and the writing of speeches and plans are full of hustle and bustle, yes, and I still finished the draft ahead of schedule. Before the presentation, the two of them learned to be a person, knew how to be a person, and interacted to improve the manuscript.
On the third day of work, yes, I was taken into account of the newcomer and asked me to go on a business trip. Sitting on the big chair, he smiled, pointed to the area of the large desk, and motioned for the manuscript to be placed. The two of us were interested, withdrew, and went back to wait for his presentation after the trial.
In the class for a few days, yes, I paid attention to the landline from time to time, but after all, I didn't hear the ** sudden sound, so I had to give up.
On Friday at the end of the month, the unit held a meeting on learning and abiding by the law. The oval table in the middle of the venue sits on one side for the senior leader and the other side sits for the lower leader. Others, looking at each other from east to west, north and south, sat behind the leaders.
During the meeting, it is inevitable to see how to be a man.
He sits upright in the middle right of a higher position, with a hairstyle on his back and a straight placket. When he spoke, he said simply: "Emphasize two points: one is that the law cannot do it, and if it is done, it is illegal;The second is that if you don't do what the law does, it will still be illegal. Finished. "Short and concise, cadres and workers are rare, which can withstand scrutiny, and they applaud warmly. He was at ease, looking around, and smiling in return.
He listened to the speeches of other leaders, wrote them, recorded them, and reviewed them. Suddenly, he grabbed the materials, threw one to yes, and threw one to me, with a blue face, and smashed: "Bullshit talk, bullshit plan, reorganize!."You two are disgraced, you are not a good person, you are not good at doing things, what are you going to eat?”
Other leaders, cadres and workers, were surprised by a sudden scene, and they all looked at yes and me. In front of everyone's eyes, I and yes, I am indeed disgraced.
Yes, after all, he is old-fashioned, and he still tells "yes, yes", saying it to be a man and talking to everyone. And I, at a loss, just blushed and couldn't squeeze out a word.
After the meeting, the cadres and workers privately discussed: Doesn't the Constitution stipulate that citizens' personal dignity is inviolable and prohibit insulting citizens in any way?To be a man, you have to be a man according to the law, and you have to be a man according to the law.
After the meeting, yes and me, Ma Yo "reorganized". But it was just a slippery draft, and it was stuck in the manuscript that was being thrown back, and there was no word modification, nor did it be explicitly stated.
The header of the plan, only a microphone is drawn, and the title of the TV series "The Granary of the World" is written;Next to the subheadings of the speech, only the words "raising awareness is the premise," "leadership attention is the key," "vigorously grasping implementation is the foundation," and "leadership attention" are drawn under the line of waves. What do you mean?Brain-wrenching!
Yes, with me, pondering together. After a few brainstorms, I finally realized that he had a different kind of indication: no word modification, indicating that he agreed in principle;The microphone and the name of the TV series indicate that the plan lacks publicity and meal arrangements;What is written and drawn next to the subheadings prompts you to adjust the content according to this format to highlight the leadership and its importance.
Jammed, removed. In the plan, I added that "TV stations and newspapers send reporters to report" and "the inspected units arrange meals". The speech is a slippery format to adjust the content, highlighting the leadership of the person, and enriching its attention and pro-action.
yes, but they still take care of the newcomer, and ask me to go with them. As a man, he still sits on a big chair, and he still has a blue face. This time, he reviewed it in person. Judging from the speed of the eye, it is actually looking and searching. At the end, he turned his iron face into a squinting smile, and signed - "Yin, ** will study".
When I returned, I wanted to be silent, but after all, I couldn't help but burst into the ghost fire: "Shanren, pure fake benevolence, fake green;."To be a man is to be a man, to be a pseudo-person!”
Yes, I listened to it, and I didn't smile "Yes, yes", but I suddenly said "complaining too much to prevent intestinal breakage, and the scenery should be long-term".
I would have thought, deliberately learning from him, telling "yes, yes".
Five. After being in the same hall, yes and me, I and yes, more close, more casual talk.
In addition to official duties, he gradually talked about the world and people. Talking about heaven and earth, the actual croaking of nature, naturally will not be disgusted, rest assured. Talking about people, actually talking about yourself, occasionally talking about others, settling down or talking about yourself, even if you are disgusted, you will be fine and unharmed after a sleep.
Since the day I came here, I have been taught by Brother Shi to be a man in doing things, and to be honest in doing things. Colleagues always complain about Brother Shi, which is very undeserved. "Take the initiative to lead the story, in addition to paying tribute, I also want to solve the mystery.
Yes indifferently: "I don't blame my colleagues, I blame myself." I was puzzled: "Why do you blame yourself?".Yes, he turned his eyes to look through the window and looked into the distance and the sky, and then looked back at me: "Want to know?.""I said I wanted to. Once confirmed, he gave a brief account of the past.
Ten years ago, a leader's father died of illness, and when colleagues heard the news, they traveled a long distance to pay tribute and pay tribute in person. The only thing is that the foot board is nailed, and only the person is entrusted with the gift. Colleagues know that this leader is his colleague, his leader, his teacher. On any level, he should go to the salute and condolences, but he only brought a high-foot salute. Some colleagues concluded that he was unkind, and since then they have muttered that he is poor and does not know how to behave.
It is already a terrible killing to judge people with a little impression, not to mention that everyone can make moneyI listened, sympathized, and wondered: "Red things, you can not close the scene if you know it;."White things, I know that I should close the field. If Brother Shi gathers up, it will save people's gossip. He confessed that he avoided it and couldn't get close.
I don't understand, why not avoid it. He hesitated, hesitated, and told the truth.
It turned out that twenty years ago, his teacher did his filial piety and set up a foundation for his parents and parents-in-law according to Xi and customs, but in fact he was a living grave, and asked him to help write epitaphs, steles, and tomb poems. He did it with his heart, and the teacher and his family were satisfied. Mr. Feng Shui knew about this and reminded him that people with thin lives could not help people write those things, and said that they would write and write, and when the old man of the teacher passed away, don't be close. He thought that his life was dripping and his life would be thin, so he memorized Mr. Feng Shui's words.
Knowing the reason, I admired him for helping others to fulfill his filial piety, and said with relief: "'Accumulate goodness into virtue, and the gods are self-satisfied', Brother Shi helps teachers accumulate goodness and yin virtue, which is practical enough, and it is much stronger than gathering a field." When appropriate, you may wish to talk to your colleagues about the reason, so that people don't chatter. ”
Yes, he said: "To be a man, some good people can't say what they do, but they are not human beings when they do." In doing things, some good things are done that cannot be said, and what is said becomes bad things. As for other people's discussions, the mouth is on others, and it is up to him. I was convinced, cocked my thumbs up, and gave him a double thumbs up.
Then the conversation continued, and the two of us talked about being people.
Me: "Brother Shi, are you afraid?"”
Yes: "is hard to eat, people are hard to do, of course I'm afraid." ”
Me: "There is an explanation on the Internet, saying that being a human being is a profound social knowledge, emphasizing doing everything in one's power to meet everyone's expectations of oneself, becoming the ideal person in everyone's heart, and being the person in everyone's heart. In this sense, I can't be a man, I dare not be a man. ”
Yes: "Why do you think about this?".”
Me: "Look, if 'all abilities' include bullying men and women, cheating, and killing people and goods, everyone expects me to become a poor ghost, an adulterer, a dead person, and the people in everyone's 'hearts' are villains, little ducks, thieves and robbers, what is the problem?”
Yes: "In this way, I can't be a man, I don't dare to be a man." ”
Me: "Then again, you are born as a human being, and you have to be a human being. Just what kind of person, how to be a person?”
Yes: "In my opinion, it is simple to be a person who does not deceive, hurt, harm, or harm the public." Do it with your conscience, do it according to reason, do it according to the law, do it politely and politely, and you will get it. ”
Me: "Will others say that this is being a human being, being a human being?"”
Yes: "People, it's already troublesome, don't bother." Be a person in yourself, talk about others, don't care what he thinks. If you can't let others say how long or short it is, you can look at it and smile and listen to 'yes, yes'."
Me: "Also, be a person first, and then do things, is it true?"”
Yes: "Leave that alone. I will only do things while being a person, being a person while doing things, being a person while doing things, and doing things in a person. To be a man must have roots, and doing things is the root of being a man, how can you play your mouth and not take root?”
Yes, insightful, profound. I was relieved, suddenly.
Let's talk, the mystery is solved.
Six. Purr, the landline** rang suddenly, yes, it was hands-free.
Shide, call the newcomer, come to my office immediately", the voice of the person. From the sound, that, and immediately, he was clearly on fire. I thought to myself, could it be that there is a big problem at work?
Yes: "Yes, yes, he arrived immediately." ”
Grabbing the notebook and the ballpoint pen, I quickly set off.
Knock on the door, enter, see the large desk board, the left side of the new pot of Junzi orchid, the flowers and leaves are fat;On the right, there is a new pot of bamboo, and the stems and leaves are green. Between the two bonsais, the scenery is high - to be a man, a good placket, straight waist and chest, sitting on a big chair. At first glance, it looks like a gentleman Lan Wenzhu decorates a person, and it looks like a man decorating a gentleman Lan Wenzhu.
He didn't signal to take a seat, as if he was being punished, he slammed the table, and split his head and covered his face: "Damn, you don't know how to be a man, you can't be a man!.""Suddenly, unexpectedly, I was confused.
Then, he ABCD counted and fell, hijk reprimanded, and wxyz instructed, which made me confused.
I thought, before and after the newcomer, I didn't have any holiday with him, and there was such a big fire, where was the ignition point?
Listened carefully, pondered, and finally caught the ignition point of anger from the letter-like words—his mother was hospitalized, and I went to visit.
Half a month ago, I took yes and others to the provincial capital for a meeting. On the second day of the meeting, yes, ** told me that my mother was seriously ill and had just been hospitalized in the city hospital from the countryside. In the evening of the same day, I prepared four red envelopes, a gift bag of lotus root flour, milk, cereal and other gift bags, and visited the hospital on behalf of my colleagues in the department.
The old man is over 80 years old, living in the alpine mountain township at the eastern foot of the Nuchuan River, dressed simply, with a haggard face and a weak body. Sitting on a small stool next to the bed, I shushed the cold and asked for warmth, wishing her a happy life. The old man was kind-hearted and took his colleagues and my modest intentions very seriously, and was quite appreciative.
This is the only time I have ever been a human being since I arrived. This is the ignition point of his anger. It stands to reason that he shouldn't be angry. But he did get angry, sandwiched between the letters, which was particularly hidden and not easy to detect.
After listening to the anger, I simply poured beans into a bamboo tube and reported to him bluntly: "I don't know how to be a man, but I know how to respect people";"I don't know how to be a person, but your mother was hospitalized and went to visit on behalf of my colleagues in the department";"If you want to say that there is something wrong with the visit, it should be that you didn't tell your colleagues in other departments, so that everyone didn't do it."
He was a lot angry, but he blinked, didn't give a word of thanks, and still admonished: "To be a man, you have to do it yourself, and ask someone to do it." Just do it yourself, that's a lonely line, not like words. "I understand, the exact ignition point has not been told, otherwise, there will be more colleagues and more people to visit, and the face will naturally be bigger than the basin.
I don't pay attention to the metaphors anymore, I just learn to be eloquent: "Yes, yes, next time I will ask someone to do it, and I will ask you to do it." ”
He opened his mouth and changed to work arrangements, and asked me and yes to organize the inspection of blood donation work according to the plan approved by the team.
Return, yes to ask what's going on, I'll give you a brief description of the situation.
Yes, he shook the sentence: "Hmph, being a human fetish, being a human being addicted, being sick, kidnapping!."”
Anthropophilia?Mo Fei: Being a habit, being a fetish.
Seven. One day, in the afternoon, the inspection of blood donation work was carried out.
There are 10 male and female members of the inspection team, who lead the team.
TV station and newspaper reporters reported the whole process, yes, my driver served the whole process.
The inspection was divided into three stops.
The first stop was to inspect the blood collection point on the main street. Coincidentally, several young people were volunteering to donate blood. The reporter hurriedly captured and interviewed, and the camera was close-up to the young people who donated blood and behaved.
Touching the scene, being improvised: "Voluntary blood donation is really a person and a worker, accumulating good virtues, and benefiting the people and the country." On behalf of the inspection team, I would like to thank the young people who donated blood and call on the community to support the cause of blood donation. The people present were all moved, and they praised each other, attracting pedestrians to look at the blood collection vehicle.
Who would have thought, "Leader, donate some blood" came out of the applause, I don't know which stunned young man proposed. The applause was abrupt, and the hands praised the people and gathered their eyes to be people.
The reaction of being a person is quite fast, he spread his hands, smiled, and said: "Oh, I have high blood sugar, and I can't offer it if I want to." "Proposal, instantly invalidated.
The second stop was to visit two hospitals to understand the blood demand. Being a man is no longer improvised, just touching the head, smiling, and being kind all the way.
The third stop inspected the central blood station, inspected the blood donation facilities, and held a debriefing meeting.
The blood bank greeted the inspection, solemn and friendly.
At the head of the gate, hang "Warmly welcome the inspection team to visit and guide", white letters on a red background;At the gate, the staff lined up to carry the flag and bouquet flowers, smiling and welcomedCourtyards, streets, and colorful flags are expected.
The inspection composition is included in the door, Xu Xing, and inspected in turn. Be a leader, accompanied by the stationmaster;Members followed, accompanied by the deputy stationmaster. Reporter photography, panoramic shots, close-up shots.
After the inspection, he paced into the venue.
The venue is arranged in a semi-enclosed style. Above the rostrum, hang the "Blood Donation Work Inspection Report Meeting", with yellow letters on a red background. Flowers and bonsai were placed in the middle of the venue, and water cards, teacups, and wet wipes were placed on the conference table. Be a person and sit on the main seat of the rostrum, and the others will take their seats according to the water card.
The debriefing meeting is randomly called yes host. Yes, he said that he was not level enough and was not prepared, and the leader drove the ducks to the shelves. Be a man glaring: "If you are asked to preside, you will preside, and it will take a few words." "Yes, I had to "yes, yes", obey the fate.
The meeting first listened to the reports of the leaders of the central blood station and the Health Commission, and then invited the members of the inspection team to speak. Everyone responded in unison, with bright eyes to convey the emotion of blood donation life, and words overflowed the expectations of blood donation.
At the end of the meeting, make a speech.
At the venue, expectations for affirmation, support, and guidance soared. How do you know how to be a person, you will make a speech on research work experience when you open your mouth, and talk about the inspection of blood donation work. I thought to myself, the scary hula is to write a speech, which was originally intended to be used in this scene.
Others, while listening, were stunned. Some seemed to have an understanding, and whispered in their ears: "Leading two millet fights is called intensive and efficient." "Be a person with sharp ears, hear it, sit better, and look beautiful.
Subsequently, he improvised to do, from donating blood to being a man, waving to doing things, asking everyone to be a person first and then do things, be a down-to-earth person and do things, and do a good job of blood donation with the down-to-earth spirit of being a person and doing things.
Seeing everyone's divine meeting, he improvised again: "After nearly 40 years of work, I have been a down-to-earth person and a worker, so I have come to the department level." As long as you are a down-to-earth person and do things, you will also go to the department level. "It makes everyone laugh and fry, saying that being a man and doing things must be down-to-earth, but there is no department-level life, and I dare not expect extravagance.
Listening to the "department-level order", it is very useful to be a person. "However, the three of you can't reach the hall level", pointing to yes, me, and the stationmaster, "Especially the stationmaster, who is a classmate with me, look at you, don't think of me at my level in this life." ”
Everyone, surprised. The cadres and workers of the blood station who attended the meeting were even more surprised and looked at the stationmaster. The stationmaster was disgraced, his face was red to his neck, and he couldn't say anything, so he only poked and laughed dryly.
I was speechless, wrote a note and handed it to the reporter on the side: "Shame!."Nonsense, not reported. ”
Yes, there is a saying, and he handed it to the stationmaster: "If you can't get to the department level, do you still invite the inspection team to dinner?"”
The stationmaster understood, got up, and bowed: "Hello classmates, hello everyone, on behalf of the whole station, thank the inspection team for coming and guiding." We will always unite our officers to overcome difficulties and do a better job in blood donation. A light meal was prepared in the station, and it was not a tribute, so I invited my classmates, inspection team, and reporters to enjoy the light and have dinner with the cadres and workers. ”
At the end of the conversation, he asked for a nod of his head, thanked the members of the inspection team, the inspected units and the reporters, announced the adjournment of the meeting, and invited everyone to go to dinner together.
It is said to be a light meal, but in fact, it is a rich meal, which shows the intentions of the stationmaster and the blood station.
During the banquet, the staggered bargaining. After the five flavors of the dish, push the cup and change the lamp and gradually fall, yes, about me:
To the stationmaster, I will be a human drink.
To be a man, to be a man of wine.
Eight. Less than two years after the inspection, yes, to be a man, retired one after another.
And I, still on the job, do not serve.
It's rare to meet and hear the news.
Therefore, I thought far away:
Continue to be in the new human realm of man, — yes, maybe still "yes, yes", maybe not "yes, yes".
To be a man, maybe you still "be a person first and then do things", or maybe not "be a person first and then do things".
What will I do?
Addictia, the "disease of habitation", some are forced to become, and some are cultivated.
I wish I had been a human being—normal, without fetishness;
I hope I will be a man - not to say that I am in front of people, but after I fall behind, and use people's butts as mortars.