In the first year, he didn't do anything, and Wei Zhongxian didn't kill him, let him make trouble, but the power had to be collected, and he couldn't have the final say on everything, and the emperor had to be himself. Of course, he still accepted a few gifts, otherwise he would have no Internet or mobile phone, and he would be bored at night!
Hold singing and dancing competitions, hold sports meetings, and do whatever is fun.
The ministers don't do it, such as the cabinet, the book, the imperial history, etc., all come to admonish, don't see, just don't see, learn from the style of grandpa.
By the way, I sent a secret letter to Mao Wenlong and asked him to be careful of Yuan Chonghuan.
In the second year, pinching his fingers and calculating, Huang Taiji was going to make a detour to the Great Wall, and first transferred 1,000 horses from the Liaodong front line to the capital, and transferred 500 ships to the sea off Tianjin, and issued an edict to tour the south.
The ministers died, no matter what, ran away directly, from the sea to Nanjing.
Travel to Suzhou and Hangzhou, visit Yanghuai, yes, you must visit Yanghuai!
Of course, I also have to do something serious, meet with Zheng Zhilong, a sea thief who has returned to the imperial court, and ask him to help me get a few big boats, I can't handle those boats, and I have to divide a few boats to have a party, is there a boat that can accommodate 5,000 people at a time, with a swimming pool!
In the third year, Huang Taiji had enough of robbing in Beijing and returned to Shenyang, and it was time for me to return to Beijing on the treasure ship sent by Zheng Zhilong. On the way back, I issued an edict of guilt, all of which are my responsibility, I am not a thing, and it has nothing to do with you. Yuan Chonghuan, Mao Wenlong, and Sun Chengzong are all innocent, none of them are killed, and all of them are promoted to the next level.
In the fourth year, I heard that the Shaanxi Peasant Army had been making a lot of trouble recently, and this matter had to be dealt with, so I wrote a letter to Gao Yingxiang and told him that you have to rebel and I am very angry, and I have been fighting for three years, but I have not yet hit Kaifeng and Luoyang!
If you want to become bigger and stronger, you must fight Luoyang and seize the wealth of King Fu, but, in the front, lay down Luoyang, we will open the property of King Fu in five or five, and in Kaifeng, the wealth of King Zhou, we will also open in five or five. Alas, forget it, four six open, you six, I can do four, after all, you have contributed!
Some ministers said angrily: Why did Your Majesty rebel!
In the fifth year, there was a shortage of money for the war everywhere, and the soldiers were in arrears for a long time. This matter is easy to do, so I quickly asked Li Zicheng for a few experienced people to come to Beijing and torture Zhou Kui, well, my father-in-law, his family has 530,000 taels. If you don't give it, you can get on the clamp stick!
In the sixth year, the problem of arrears of wages had not yet been resolved, and the generals from all over the country asked me for money. I have a way, generals from all over the country, listen, you can hold a group exercise in Beijing, what Tang King Zhu Yujian, what Zuo Liangyu, Mao Wenlong, Zu Dashou, etc., you all raise your own funds to run a group exercise, I don't care what to do, anyway, the military salary is raised by yourself. In addition, I have to pay tribute to me every month, otherwise I will be disqualified from holding group exercises.
In the seventh year, that damn Huang Taiji called again, hurry up and ask for peace, what do you Huang Taiji want, make a price, give 2 million taels a year, then how to do it, at least 3 million taels a year. Do you want to be on an equal footing with me?How can you do that, you are old, I call you nephew, you are an uncle!
The ministers didn't do it, they all ran over and cried bitterly, and some people even scolded me directly. Those who scold me will be rewarded with **100 taels per person.
In the seventh year, Wei Zhongxian, an old dog, has not given gifts recently, so hurry up and urge me, my body is okay.
In the eighth year, there will be a sports meeting, a singing and dancing competition, and a beauty contest.
In the ninth year, a large-scale variety show was held: Where did the emperor go.
In the tenth year, Zheng Zhilong was contacted to see if he could drive the Dutch away from Taiwan. If he didn't want to, he would have someone contact his son and call him Zheng Chenggong.
In the eleventh year, I heard that there were Yuan's army, Mao's army, and Zu's army in various parts of Liaodong, and since the regimental training was held, the combat effectiveness has increased greatly, and it is also very tricky for the Jurchens to take them, but these guys have soldiers, and they force me to give me a marquis every day, so how can I do it, then I have to do it, and all of them will be crowned kings.
In the twelfth year, I heard that the group training in the mainland fought very fiercely with Li Zicheng and Zhang Xianzhong, and Li Zicheng was crowned king. As a bystander, I will also send a decree to them to hold peace talks when the time is right, and of course, the most important thing is that both sides must bring something to honor me, otherwise I will support the other side.
In the thirteenth year, Zheng Zhilong was named king, Zheng Chenggong was appointed governor of Fujian, and Zheng Chenggong was asked to drive away the Dutch. When he was done, he went to Canton and drove the Portuguese away.
Then release all the sea bans and collect tariffs!
In the fourteenth year, the beauty pageant, I heard that after the opening of the sea ban, there were many foreigners who went to the Ming Dynasty, and Wei Zhongxian had to do it!
In the fifteenth year, Yuan Jiajun, Mao Jiajun, Zu Jiajun and the Jurchens have been making a bit of a fuss recently, Beijing is not safe, hurry up to the south and go to Nanjing.
In the sixteenth year, my health was a little bad.
In the seventeenth year, collapse.
Finally, you see, what kind of nickname do you give me?