When she was one and a half years old, I asked her, who bought this?She'd say Daddy bought it. In fact, it was bought by her grandmother, and at this time in her eyes, everything was bought by her father. Later, after a few months, every time I was buying something for her and asked her who bought it, she would say that her grandmother bought it. Actually, it was my aunt who bought it. Now she speaks a richer language, tell her who bought it, and she remembers. Now when people ask her, she will say that her aunt sent it. The day before yesterday, her sister-in-law bought her a dinosaur toy Children's Day gift on JD.com, and it was delivered directly to the door. In the evening** asked her who bought the dinosaurs, she said uncle. Because she did see the courier guy pick up a small box from the car. Hahaha.
My husband still has the last salary at the last employer, because he is busy, and I am more idle, I want to collect it for him, but my husband resolutely refuses. I thought he didn't want his salary to be "confiscated", but he said quietly for a long time: "You can't go to ......."for I have blown you like a fairy in front of them......”
My cousin and sister-in-law brought my nephew to my house to sit and brought a big box of biscuits. I opened the cookie box and took a cookie to my nephew. My nephew resolutely refused to eat it, and I said, "Don't be afraid, your parents agree to eat it, eat it!."He said, "No way, they agreed to eat it, they wouldn't give it away, they all said it was junk food...
I met a customer today, and he: There are more than 100 yuan in the red envelope, what can I use it for?I said why don't you send it to me, I'll help you use it!He said: That's not good, I've been robbing my classmates for three years, and there are so many!I said that you just rob it, don't you send it?He said with a serious face: Why do you want to send it?The !! I worked so hard to grab
My cousin was learning to drive recently, and I was thinking about learning to drive, and I went to see it yesterday afternoon, and I was terrified to see it all afternoon. The coach has been swearing, and his temper is really hot. In a climbing section, after my cousin turned off the engine n times, the coach split his head and covered his face again: Why do you say you are so stupid?It was very smart to sell my car in the first place, why can't the clever energy that cheated me money be used here at all?Poofhaha......Forgive me for laughing out loud!
When I got married, I started to go wild, and I just chatted with a married man, and when I talked about women, he said: "Women love to be coquettish before they get married." I said, "Then I don't think it will be when we get married, right?"I saw him take a deep breath of cigarette and say to me with tears in his eyes: "When you get married, you start to go wild!."”
One afternoon, when the head teacher was there, a few of our naughty students skipped class and went online, and just climbed over the wall, we saw the director of the teaching office walking past the next street, and just wanted to go back, I saw the principal standing by the wall and shouted to us, "You guys, what are you doing?"My classmate reacted quickly: "Find someone!."The principal yelled, "Get out of here!."''Looking back, the dean of education had walked away, and we hurried over it.
Before going to bed at night, put eye drops on your eyes, close your eyes, roll your eyes, and when you open your eyes again, it will be dark and you can't see anything!I was scared stupid and yelled and said, "It's over, it's over, I bought fake eye drops, I can't see anything, I'm blind!".My dad came over with a candle in his hand, saw me crying with tears on his face, and scolded: The longer it gets, the more useless it is!A power outage will scare you into this bear swallow!
On the weekend, I was lying on the couch watching TV with my ten-year-old brother, and when I was a little thirsty, I picked up a glass of milk and drank it. My brother saw it and asked me what I was drinkingI said drink milk. He swooped and disappeared, and I don't know where he came from the kitchen, he took out a large bottle of Sprite, and then stood in front of me and said, "What kind of milk do young people drink, let's get some excitement on the whole day!".Look at his little serious appearance, he is still young, and he almost squirted the milk out of his mouth!Haha