The wet market is a place that people often go to in their daily lives, and it is a place where people meet their daily needs.
But what I didn't expect was that the seemingly ordinary vegetable market turned out to be a netizen"A source of happiness".
It's hard to believe that there are so many more in the wet market"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon".
What's going on here?
When you come to the vegetable market, the first thing that catches your eye is a variety of fresh fruits and vegetables.
And in order to attract business, these merchants are really racking their brains, and even "unscrupulous".
No, a young man is selling his family's fruit on the street.
When you hear this name, you are still confused at first, you have grown so big, and you have not heard of this "godman Qicheng".
What the hell is this?
At this time, you will also get closer to see the true face of this "godman Qicheng", and only then will you suddenly realize that it is "Gannan Navel Orange".
If it weren't for the real oranges there, I wouldn't know what a "dry man is a miracle man" at all.
Netizens are very puzzled:"Could it be that this big brother" Gannan Navel Orange "can't write"?
The three words "Gagatian" under the brand are written very well, aren't these three words complicated?
It seems that the eldest brother is sincere, so that customers want to buy some and try it when they hear the words "dry man Qicheng".
Where there is a Wolong, there must be a phoenix, which is not a "Wolong", and the phoenix is not to be outdone.
I saw that the stall owner selling oranges directly changed his orange signboard to "Ai Slow" jelly orange, nine yuan and eighty-one catties.
Big brother! That's obviously "Ehime Jelly Orange", okay.
If we don't, we can go to the mobile phone to check, but it really doesn't work, or we can ask the children in elementary school at home.
This is too confusing, and I still "love to slow down", it seems that I have to "slow down".
Forget about Ehime Jelly Orange, take a stroll ahead,"Great British Head".What the hell?
When I looked down, I realized that it was the cherry deity, and this brain hole was really powerful.
Whether it's delicious or not, I don't know yet, the cherries are still quite red, and I want to buy a little and taste them.
Look at the other sign that says Sa"Confused Peach",I don't know if people are confused or not.
But customers must be confused for a while when they go to buy, and it seems that this "confused peach" is also a new variety.
I have to say, this stall owner is really a talent.
In "Journey to the West", Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie like to steal the "ginseng fruit", everyone must have seen it.
Legend has it that if you eat ginseng fruit, you will live forever and get immortals, which means that this fruit is a good thing.
In real life, we have also encountered it, but it is not very different from the ginseng fruit in the TV series.
Then it's almost the Chinese New Year, and people want to buy some fruits with auspicious names.
Buying ginseng fruit is the first choice, but when you see the label made by the merchant, the customer has no desire to buy.
Light to see this"People are miserableThe three words are all "creepy", and people eat miserably.
It's not that people who are hard-hitting don't dare to buy it, do you say that's right?
In the summer, grapes are the most popular variety, but if you want to say which variety is the most popular, it must be "Sunshine Rose".
In recent years, due to its unique taste, sales have been among the best, which has also made it the "ceiling of grapes".
Under the continuous pursuit of people, its price is also gradually**, sometimes outrageously high, fifty or sixty-one catties.
Many people are "prohibitive" when they see this price, but this is not difficult for merchants.
can make it look inexpensive, under the "operation" of the merchant, the original "sunshine rose" directly became"Sunshine is not expensive".
In this way, it is not expensive at all, and you can buy as much as you want, isn't that reasonable?
The merchant's pun on the trick of covering his ears and stealing the bell has also successfully attracted a lot of customers.
However, whether this "sunshine is not expensive" variety is of good quality and low price still needs the test of time.
In the vegetable market, people often see some very fresh fruits, for people to choose at will.
However, whenever there is a slight "flaw" in the fruit and vegetable business, it will be dealt with cheaply.
But if there is no good "marketing tool", how can it be?
For example, our common mango, after a period of time, there will be a lot of spots on it.
Some customers will be very concerned because they want to buy something fresh.
So the merchant picks out all of these spots and puts them in one category.
It is also for them to have a resounding name "leopard mango".
Don't say it, the name is quite appropriate for these flawed mangoes.
Seeing this scene, netizens couldn't help but joke:"Is it easy for these merchants to make some money, it is estimated that just thinking about this name has wasted a lot of brain cells."
In fact, these speckled mangoes do not affect the taste, just remove the black spots.
What's more, these "leopard mangoes" are more cost-effective.
However, these merchants are not bad, and they have put some effort into their own interests.
Some businesses are a bit excessive, and they are completely "fooling things".
I saw a very simple sign on a basket of sweet grapes, and only the border on the top of the "grapes" was written.
How? When you write inside, the pen runs out of water?
Seeing this, netizens also said:"It is estimated that this is a seedless grape, and the merchant will explain it like this."
It's understandable, it's just laughing.
Not only that, but in ancient times, Tang Xuanzong smiled in order to please his concubine.
He even sent thousands of horses to pick fresh lychees in distant Sichuan.
That's it"A ride on the red dust concubine smiled, no one knew that it was lychee".Since then, Lychee has also had a different name, "Concubine Smile".
But when Tang Xuanzong came to the current vegetable market, he might "go crazy" when he saw today's "concubine smile".
"Concubine smile" has become "mom laugh", and the intention of the merchant is not difficult to understand.
When a customer buys his own lychee, the aunt who sells the lychee will be happy, and this is not the so-called "mom laugh"? It makes perfect sense.
Then the merchant below was a little "unsatisfactory", and wrote one directly on his signboard"Force only".
This makes it difficult to decipher, is it that farmers pick one by one with one hand when picking, is it very laborious?
Not only that, but it is also written under the red sign of this merchant"A few ghosts are sweet",But I still don't understand what that means.
The previous merchants may be a little lazy, and the following merchants can be said to have put in a lot of effort.
We have all seen prawns, but when netizens saw the signboard of this business, they directly gave a thumbs up and praised.
It may be that the merchant also thinks that the word "shrimp" has no technical content, and directly began to draw five small shrimp playing.
I have to say that the painters of this merchant are still very good, these shrimps are vivid, and they feel like they are alive.
At a glance, you can know that it is a powerful business, and a ** can let customers know what products are being sold.
With the merchant's painting, you have to buy a few shrimps from him.
In addition, there are some advertising slogans that are full of meaning.
When traveling to Hainan, we will often see all kinds of large and small coconuts.
In hot weather, if you have a refreshing coconut, it will definitely reduce the heat on your body a lot.
When tourists come to the coconut stalls, they always ask how the merchants sell them?
Sometimes tourists ask too many questions and the merchants will be very annoyed, no, the coconut stall owner came up with a "solution".
I saw that the billboard was impressively written: "Coconut, suicide, seven yuan a piece, it kills, eight yuan a piece."
This meaning is easy to understand, if you want the boss to open it, the fee is eight yuan, but if you want to open it yourself, it is seven yuan.
I have to praise this businessman for having a lot of eyes.
When we arrive at the mall, we will also see a variety of "cold palace vegetables".
At first, I didn't really understand it, but when you read it carefully, you will understand the meaning.
Just like this "cold palace potato", after it sprouts, people will discard it, just like the former concubine was degraded.
There are also supermarkets"Top vegetable".Shallots, for this honor, are also because it is a vegetable that people often buy, and garlic can also be called a "top vegetable", which often appears in the C position of major supermarkets.
But the supermarket's slogan is simply too powerful.
"The dish is not green, there is garlic is the name, the dish is not many, and the green onion is spiritual".It's really a master of masters.
I believe that in the near future, these cold palace vegetables will be favored by people.
There are also common chicken combs in the vegetable market, which have also been changed by merchants"Cadres of organs".
Could it be that if you eat this cockscomb, you will be admitted to the government unit? If this is seen by those who take the civil service examination, it will not be a joy.
Not only that, but when you come to the aquatic area, you can also see it"Backstroke perch".
It directly opens your eyes, I have seen a fish swim in my life, but I have never seen how a fish swims back.
Doesn't this make you see, I don't know if this backstroke fish is delicious?
There is also a freshly itchy cinnamon fish, but the price is a bit expensive, 429 a pound.
The common "fire filial piety" and "fried lizi" on the street have everything here, and there are endless fireworks to shop.
In fact, so many typos in the vegetable market are not a good thing.
Jokes are jokes, which on the other hand shows that many shopkeepers are uneducated, or have a relatively low level of education.
This will also have a bad impact on primary school students, and the local cultural bureau should work with the market supervision bureau to correct the merchants who write such scribbling signs and maintain Chinese characters.
From another point, it also shows that the Chinese man is broad and profound.
Reverse thinking is quite strong, there are so many typos of talents, shuttling through the lively vegetable market, feeling a different humorous atmosphere.
When you are shopping, have you ever encountered such a "wonderful" billboard slogan?