The blue cat tease is a tease, I confirm, that's why I gave it that name.
Tease belongs to the British short, it is said that when born, the sky is full of auspicious clouds, and then lightning and thunder, a blue cloud drifted into the cat's nest, suddenly full of blue light, and then slowly converged, forming two big words: "comic than", and then, said that it was too late and that was fast, the blue cat tease was born.
I saw him swaying in the wind, and a giant statue of a cat god appeared in the air, opened his bloody mouth, pricked up his ears, and listened carefully to something, until Rudian's eyes saw my figure, he smiled slightly, bowed to me, bowed three more times, and then slowly retracted back to his original form.
At that time, Miss Zhao, the owner of the cat, didn't see it, and I was drinking chili soup on the snow, and suddenly felt a little choked, so I sneezed a few times in a row, thinking, is there a peach blossom here?
It is said that the blue cat teasing has been infinitely powerful since childhood, and it is extremely cute, with a round body and a delicate expression, it is very attractive, so even if it bullies its siblings, it is protected by the cat mother and the owner.
However, as a pet, fate is predestined. Just a few days after weaning, he was sold by his ruthless owner.
Tease later told me that when it was sold, it really cried, because it felt that it was a member of the Zhao family, and if it left home, it was an abandoned child, and it was going to wander the world from now on.
I slapped it casually and scolded: You dare to be surnamed Zhao? You also deserve the surname Zhao?
Fortunately, the buyer was also a young and beautiful girl with big breasts. It's just a pity that although she has big breasts, she doesn't have much wisdom, and she uses it all in a profitable business, and she really doesn't have the patience and extra love to take care of it, so three days later, Tease was given to her cousin.
Teasing and saying: At first, I pretended to cry and dripped a few drops of cat urine, but the woman was not soft-hearted, and she looked like a resolute girl, so she gave up.
I asked him: You didn't take advantage of it?
Tease proudly said: Of course, there must be! I deliberately rubbed her chest a few times with my head, but unfortunately I didn't dare to press it with my paws, because I had pressed it before, and I was beaten, and my hand was quite heavy and painful.
I comforted it and said, "That's because you're too young and your body can't bear it well, so it's painful." If I had the chance, a stick with a thick arm would be nothing.
This tease cat's eyes widened and he pouted, indicating that a million people didn't believe it.
said that the teasing was like squatting in prison in the few days with my cousin. After all, my cousin is just a little girl, and the rented house has a small space, and she has to go to work, so she has no time to take care of it.
Tease, I'm locked up at home every day, and I'm going crazy.
However, within three days, my cousin went crazy first, crying and shouting that she couldn't stand it anymore and couldn't raise it anymore.
I asked: What are you going to do?
She said, "I'll give it to you."
I said, "Someone else has already given me one."
She said, "Then let's have another one and make it a companion."
I thought about it and thought she had a point, but I still didn't want to see her throw the cat away, so I decided to take it back.
When I was holding the teasing, I looked at my cousin who was full of youth, and suddenly smiled obscenely: Do you want to send a cat? Raising a cat is hard.
My cousin bowed her head shyly, turned around with a red face, took out the cat food and litter box, and handed them to me.
I smiled with satisfaction.
Poor teasing, I changed the environment several times in a week, and I almost forgot how to tease.
However, I said to Tease: If you believe Lao Tzu, you can mix with me. If you have a bite to eat from me, you won't be hungry. I keep you, and I can say that I am your servant......
Tease nodded, interrupted me, and said: I think we have a fate, I recognized you when I was born. However, although you say that you are a servant, I can't be a master shamelessly, or let's treat each other as equals!
With that, Tease begins to patrol every space of the house, trying to find his favorite spot.
The best place has obviously been labeled by the old cat Domi, after all, everything has a first come, first come, even if Tease runs over while Domi is away, as long as Domi hums softly, even if Tease is reluctant, it has to get up immediately and give up the territory. Otherwise, it will be a cat scratch and dog bite, and the end will be a hasty escape.
Domi is a year older and is also a blue cat, but it's a pity that the bloodline is not very pure, and he has a long coat.
I often ask: Domi, you are short, why do you have long hair?
Domi snorted angrily every time and lay on his stomach without speaking.
It knows I'm making fun of its dad for not knowing where he came from, and it hates how his mom made friends carelessly, got her belly bigger, and made herself look indecent.
In the past, Domi was often very lonely, there was no one of the same kind, I didn't tease it much, and I was often tired, so it chose to sleep when it was full, resulting in 18 pounds at its heaviest. This weight, how can a three-month-old kitten tease be able to compete? Therefore, Tease is destined to become Domi's follower and become a little brother.
As the first of the family, Domi,After the teasing,,It took the initiative to become a brother-like existence.,The two cats have since started the life of brothers, friends and brothers.,Occasionally fight for the boundary.。
Of course, Domi's favorite thing to do is to run behind the teasing ass and look at the two balls curiously. Whenever this happens, Terrby will find a way to get behind Domi's ass, as if asking: Wow? Why don't you?
Although Domi is fat, he is castrated after all, and he has no eggs, so I often call him "Duogong". Every time he called him, he closed his eyes slightly, pretended not to hear, and muttered something in his mouth.
Every time his mouth moved, I immediately scolded him: You are scolding me in your heart again! Surgery on you is for your good, if you are in heat, you can run away at any time, and becoming a stray cat is a dead end!
Domi continued to lie down, continued to be inaudible, like Lu Zhishen who had drunk too much wine, bare-chested**, and let the sun shine on his fat body.
However, after all, Tease is talented, not only powerful, but also cute and cute. I thought that with my experience in raising Domi, it was enough to educate a joke, however, I seemed to be wrong.
The socks were missing, and he must have dragged them away.
Why are the fish gone? No need to ask, he stole it.
Rub, it's time to buy plates again, the porcelain plates have been broken a few, and if they are broken, they won't be able to stir-fry.
Come on, come, tease, let me beat me up.
Teasefully lifted its big round face, its eyes twinkled and shining, and the sky was full of small stars, and my heart suddenly softened.
Tusebi let out another meow, and my hands went soft.
Finally, tear open a cat strip: good, eat this. You can't eat plates, you know?
Tease opened her mouth, and her little pink tongue licked the cat strip quickly, and it was soon gone.
In this way, with my permissiveness and not knowing how to stop it, the comic became more and more arrogant: shredded toilet paper, all kinds of food scraps, all kinds of small parts and small items, ......They were all taken away by him, and they were hidden everywhere.
Soon, the blue cat tease that can eat and play has grown to 12 pounds, and when it fights with Domi, it basically doesn't fall behind.
After growing up, it also matured, and the whole floor was its hungry and lewd cry, and its unbridled cry resounded through the corridor, shattering the flowing clouds and flying out of the clouds, making the woman who was pregnant with spring think of spring even more, and making the trembling body shake for a few more minutes.
However, after all, the species are different, the language is not understood, and the ** jokes that have been teased for many days have not been accepted by humans, but have been complained by neighbors and advised by the property, and I know that this day is still inevitable.
As the saying goes, when a man is married, a woman should be married, an animal will be in heat when it is big, and a pet will be ......castrated when it is big
January 28th, sunny and warm, suitable for egg cutting.
I asked Tease: Do you choose to wander with your eggs, or do you choose to go to your eggs and let me take care of you for the rest of your life?
Tease said: I want to take the eggs with you and let you take care of me for the rest of my life.
I said, "Ahh I ask for your opinion, just for peace of mind.
Tusebi scolded loudly: Shameless, you said that we are equal! Let's all be men with eggs!
I said angrily: I'm talking about the equality of cats and cats. You have to know who you are, you're just a cat!
After listening to the teasing, he was stunned for a long time, and finally lowered his head and said: I know, master.
So, from today on, there is one less brave and cute cat in the world, and one more eunuch without eggs.