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When I came home from a business trip for a few days, I found a used aunt towel in the trash can, and countless pictures poured out of my mind in an instant, did my boyfriend cheat, he actually brought it home.
When I asked my boyfriend what was going on with my aunt's towel, he said angrily than me: "You don't leave any money when you leave, I have hemorrhoids, what's wrong with using your aunt's towel?" What's wrong? ”
There is a team doctor in an engineering team, who is often called a veterinarian.
The cafeteria manager asked, "You're not angry when people call you veterinarians?" ”
The team doctor replied confidently: "Are you angry when others call you to feed pigs?" ”
The Administrator is silent and will say, "....Oh yes. ”
A woman came to the psychologist for help: "The people around me have prejudices against me, and they always think that I like to tease the opposite sex. What am I going to do? ”
It's okay, don't rummage through the subject's phone.
I had nothing to do last night, so I looked through my boyfriend's phone and found that he had two files saved in his phone, one called "Chinese Beauty" and the other called "Chinese Beauty". I thought to myself, this young man is good, and he knows how to appreciate beautiful women! When I clicked on it, I ......was blindIt turns out that the "Chinese beauty" is the ** of the ex-girlfriend, and the beauty of China is the ** of the trip!
Today I went to a restaurant with my friends to eat, and I found a fly in the soup I ordered.
I called the waiter over angrily: "Why is there a fly in your soup?" ”
Who knows what the waiter will say: "Why are you so stingy?" How much soup can a fly drink you? ”
There is a new female colleague in the company, from Henan, who is younger than me, and we have a good relationship, and we can talk about everything.
One day when we were talking about love, I asked her, "Have you ever had a boyfriend before?" ”
She said: "I had friends in high school. ”
I asked, "Is it from Henan?" ”
She was shocked: "Of course it's with a man!" Otherwise, it's still with a woman? ”
My mom used to be strict with me when it came to finding a girlfriend, but now it's as long as she's younger than her!
My mother's requirements for my girlfriend have evolved as follows in recent years: beautiful, good family conditions, good job, beautiful, formal job, formal job, flat head and straight face, flat head and straight face, about the same age, just have a good temper, and it is not bad to have children, as long as it hurts people Younger than my mother!
Xiao Li: "I've seen enough of the deceit in the world, people's hearts are not ancient, and my brothers turn against each other for money, so I am now living a semi-secluded life!" Rhubarb: "What do you mean by semi-seclusion?" Xiao Li: "When a creditor comes to collect debts, I hide, and after the creditor leaves, I continue to enjoy in the rolling red dust!" "Rhubarb:"....
Yesterday I went out to dinner with my colleagues, and it happened that there was a wedding in the hotel, and as soon as I sat down, I saw that the bridesmaids were very beautiful......
When the officiant of the wedding came to the groom's knees on one leg and said, "Will you marry me?" The master of ceremonies came and said: ".The bridegroom, please say to the bride not to look at the bridesmaids!
There was a burst of laughter in the audience, but the bride had a black line on her face.
A couple is arguing.
The girl said to the boy, "Let's break up!" ”
The boy was silent for a long time, and then asked, "Can I say the last word?" ”
Say it, mother-in-law. ”
The boy sang, "I can program ......."”
Programming is a fart, and now there are people everywhere who can code! ”
The boy blushed and continued, "I can program ......."I'm going to be ......In fairy tales, the angel you love ......“
Doodoo, hey! Are you still there? Xiaoli, don't leave me, woo woo
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