Title A college teacher is tired of love, and his wife is lazy and angry
It was almost 12:30, and the fish in the pressure cooker had not yet been cooked.
I stood on the balcony and asked, "Little Liu, shall I wash your hair?" ”
Xiao Liu sat at the study desk, and the computer was playing energetically.
I walked up to Xiaoliu and squinted at the computer screen, as if I was watching a cartoon.
I pointed to his greasy hair and said, "Didn't you say to wash it on Friday?" I felt a little embarrassed to take you out to see grandma in the morning. ”
Xiao Liu pressed the pause button of the mouse and replied, "It's not because you want to wash my hair, but because you think my hair embarrasses you." ”
At this time, I happened to hear that the water in the teapot was boiling, so I picked up the shower cap and turned on the water heater in the bathroom.
This wall-mounted water heater has been in use for ten years, and the maximum temperature is only 30 degrees, even if it is left for a while, the water temperature cannot meet the requirements of washing hair.
I brought two large basins, poured in the freshly boiled water, and placed one on a small bench.
Then I went to the kitchen and dug up a few big spoonfuls of salt and said, "Take off your padded jacket."
It's a good day and your hair can't wait for Friday. ”
Xiaoliu quickly took off his padded jacket, ran into the bathroom, and wrapped a dry towel around his neck.
I asked him to find four more plastic bags and put them on both of our feet so that we wouldn't get wet with the cotton slippers.
Then I asked Xiaoliu to bend down, poured some water on his head, and asked, "Is the water temperature okay?" Xiao Liu said, "It's okay." ”
After my hair got wet, I sprinkled a little salt on it and put some more salt in the basin to rub Xiao Liu's hair vigorously.
I rinsed twice, using shampoo.
But the shower shower broke down, wetting Xiao Liu's cotton trouser legs.
Xiao Liu lowered his head and bent over and said, "Hurry up and wash it, my waist is going to hurt, and I can't play splitting anymore." ”
I smiled and said, "It's because you didn't practice dancing when you were a child, that's why your waist is so hard."
Set your stride! ”
Xiaoliu asked me if the salt on my head was washed clean? Don't have salty hair.
You won't be able to taste it anyway! I wrapped my shower cap around Xiaoliu's head, "You stand up slowly, the ground is slippery." ”
Xiaoliu dried his hair, put on a cotton jacket, and hurriedly went to change cotton pants, took a hanger and hung it on the balcony to dry.
The water in the basin was hot enough, so I took off my padded jacket and washed my hair quickly, only to find that it was so cold after washing, and the bath bomb in the bathroom forgot to open, and the window opened a crack.
The hygiene is cleaned up, the pressure cooker is also exhausted, pour the fresh fish head soup into the hot pot, scoop a mouthful of the soup and taste it, the taste is very beautiful.
I couldn't help but take two ** photos for the sixth child.
The sixth said, "I just finished eating and am walking in the yard, and I will take a lunch break later." ”
1:00 for lunch, it's really rare for me, pick out the fish bones clean, and the water tofu I bought today is also good, tender and flavorful.
After dinner, lying on the balcony, the sun is just right, take out the quilt of the little six, put it on the balcony to dry, the quilt of the sixth child shakes open on the washing machine, and my quilt can be spread out on the bed to get the sun.
Xiaoliu said that he ate lunch too late and couldn't sleep, so he had to play for a while.
I took melon seeds, a piece of sweet potato, a glass of water, and two red dates, and sat on the single sofa on the balcony, facing the sun to bask in the sun.
Xiao Liu let out a few laughs from time to time, and I said, "Do you still take a nap?" I'm going to the library in the afternoon. ”
Xiaoliu looked at his watch, "It's too late today, I don't sleep." ”
I got up to look for the library's library card, and then put the last book I borrowed in a bag, and the phone rang before I could get it.
The niece called, "Sister-in-law, are you sleeping?" I put down the book in my hand, "Not yet?" The niece laughed, "Why did you sleep so late today?" I'm at my grandmother's house, you come over and help me make some skewers. ”
My niece runs a night market, as long as I go back to my hometown in the countryside, I will also go to her stall to help, Xiaoliu said, "Mom, I'm sleepy, I'll go to sleep, you go to my sister to play." ”
I glanced at Xiaoliu, "I see that you are tired from the game." ”
Xiaoliu quibbled that he was suddenly sleepy.
I looked at the coffee table, there was half a basin of washed strawberries on it, and there were snacks sent by my sister-in-law a few days ago in the bag, so I found a clean plastic bag, wrapped the strawberries, and grabbed a handful of quail eggs and put them in my pocket.
Put on cotton shoes, take the keys, and hurriedly run to my mother's house, where I saw my mother and niece, as well as two neighbors standing in the square basking in the sun.
I walked over and opened the strawberry bag and asked each of them to taste one, the rural people were still so polite, knowing that strawberries were expensive this season, and I only took a dozen, and everyone modestly said that it was too cold to eat.
The mother said, "Now that the wind is blowing, let's go to my balcony to bask in the sun." ”
My mother carried a small bench, my niece and I followed, and it happened that the eldest brother was also resting today, and the four of us sat on the balcony, dressed my niece on skewers, and chatted.
My niece peeled a quail egg and stuffed it into her mother's mouth and asked me, "This quail egg is very expensive, why are you willing to buy it and eat it?" I smiled, "I'm reluctant to buy it, this is the day before yesterday, Xiaoliu's birthday, your mother sent it." ”
The eldest brother poured me a glass of water, "When did your sister-in-law send it?" Why don't I know? I've never heard her say it. ”
On Xiaoliu's birthday, the weather was very bad, with strong winds and heavy rain.
My mother asked me, "What time is his birthday?" I replied without hesitation: "It's when my sister-in-law gets off work, she is drenched like a water hen."
I also bought snacks for 200 yuan. ”
The mother held the quail egg in her hand and said: "Your sister-in-law also watches people put dishes, and it rains heavily on Xiaoliu's birthday, so she asks you to come to dinner at noon, and buys snacks for Xiaoliu in the evening."
When the second child celebrated his birthday, your sister-in-law didn't even ask, obviously it was so close. ”
Only then did I know that my sister-in-law bought something for Xiaoliu, and no one in the family knew about it, so I hurriedly said: "This can't be compared, Xiaoliu only comes back twice a year, and Xiaoliu comes to your house for a few meals." ”
The mother smiled and said, "Yes." ”
My niece was leaning against the glass of the balcony, munching on watermelon seeds, and suddenly turned her head and said, "Grandma, don't say this, my son had a birthday last month, and my mother and my dad went, but they went empty-handed." ”
My eldest brother rubbed his hands together and smirked and said, "What are you buying, your child is always picky eater." ”
The niece said, "My child is a picky eater, but I'm not a picky eater." ”
I smiled and said, "I can't even lie, don't let my sister-in-law know." ”
The niece smiled and said, "My aunt in our family is the most ignorant of human feelings. ”
I said my mind was a mess, don't bother me with these trivialities.
Xiaoliu sent a WeChat message and asked, "Mom, are you still in the library now?" I replied, "You take the book down, I'll ride back, and we'll go together." ”
After texting, I immediately stood up and said I was going to the library, but my mother stopped me: "Can you go whenever you want?" I have to go today, the chick is here, you play with her. ”
My niece also glared at me: "I haven't been here for a long time, I finally came once, and you are still in a hurry to leave." ”
The eldest brother brought out a plate of chicken head rice, and the niece took out two handfuls of watermelon seeds from her pocket, and before we knew it, we talked until five o'clock.
My niece is going to set up a night market, and I have to go home to cook for Xiaoliu, so I go east, and my niece Fei pulls me to the parking lot.
I said no, not far, I'll walk back by myself.
The niece opened the trunk and took out a large bag of fruit: "This is for you." ”
I excused: "You take it back and give it to the children, I have a lot of them at home." ”
My niece put the bag in my hand: "We are all afraid of the cold and dare not eat fruit. ”
Before I could turn around, my mother came downstairs again, carrying a plastic bag in her hand: "This is the flatbread that the chick just bought, give you a few." ”
The niece smiled and said, "I bought it for my grandmother, and my grandmother passed it on to you." ”
I said that there were still steamed buns at home, and my mother said, "The chick bought eight, and I can't eat that much, so I'll give you three." ”
I carried three big burns, held a big bag of fruit, and climbed upstairs with a bang, Xiaoliu asked, "Didn't you go to my grandma's house?" Why did you buy something again? I put the fruit on the ground: "No way, the popularity is too good, it won't work if you don't want it." ”
In the evening, Xiao Liu and I ate a cake and drank the leftover fish soup at noon, without even making a serious meal.