Tell a joke The Spring Festival highway was blocked, and a man directly ate all the New Year s goods

Mondo Social Updated on 2024-02-09

Hello visitors! I'll tell you a joke today, this paragraph happened in the central and eastern regions in early February, when the rain and snow were frozen, and the weather was cold, which became a big test on the road to the Spring Festival.

The protagonist of this story is called Shen Gang, he is a "high-speed jamming god", and a trip home for the New Year made him experience a "person in embarrassment".

It is said that Shen Gang, the old man, at 9 o'clock on the eve of the Spring Festival, set off from Suzhou to return to his hometown by car at 9 o'clock on the eve of the Spring Festival, full of New Year's goods and full of thoughts of his hometown in Sichuan. Hey, this road is really full of twists and turns, I originally thought it was just a few hundred kilometers of homecoming, but it turned out to be a realistic version of "survival challenge" of "six days and five nights" in the Hubei section of the Shanghai-Chongqing Expressway.

The four of them walked together, watching the New Year's goods bottom out day by day, from melon seeds and peanuts to bacon sausages, and then to various snacks and fruits, to the end, even the Fu word hanging in the car was eager to tear off and chew it. The service area became a supply depot for them, and with every small step forward, they had to replenish food and water, which could only be said to be barely sustainable.

Let's talk about another "blocking friend" Li Jiandong, who set off from Wuhan to Enshi for the New Year, only walked a third of the way in two days and two nights, although there was ** aid food along the way, but the amount of oil was urgent, and the air conditioner did not dare to turn on.

* The Meteorological Observatory spoke early, and this rain and snow freezing is comparable to the Spring Festival in 2008, and the complexity is unprecedented. Hubei** also reported the extreme weather in those days, the snowfall intensity was large, the scope was wide, and the freezing rain was so strong that it was terrifying, and a large number of passengers were helplessly stranded on the highway and became the "temporary residents" of the ice and snow world.

At this time, our Comrade Shen Gang had been trapped on the highway for six days and five nights, seeing that there were still 660 kilometers away from his hometown, and tears were rolling in his eyes. But the online world was full of laughter, and some people ridiculed: "This is driving home for the New Year, it's just survival training in the wild." ”

However, from another point of view, Shen Gang is also lucky, at least he was trapped near the service area, and he could still buy food and drink to solve the three urgent problems. And those who are really stuck in the middle of the snow, running out of fuel, without electricity, food, or water, are in real despair.

This Spring Festival, for Shen Gang and many people like him, it is a real "high-speed embarrassment". The boy didn't flick when he had tears, just because he didn't get stuck in traffic. Although it is a story of laughter and tears, it also makes us understand that no matter when and where, the direction of home is always the warmest concern. In the face of such a predicament, we should be more grateful for peace and pray that every traveler can successfully arrive at the harbor of home and share that reunion and joy.

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