This is a set of hilarious jokes, and here is what each joke says:1The landlord's crush confessed to him, but the landlord gave the other party a slap with his backhand and expressed his dissatisfaction with the other party stealing his lines.
2.One son saw the sea and asked his mother why it was called boundless, but they could stand on the edge of the sea.
3.At the street booksstand, the landlord accused the boss of selling pirated books, but the boss told the truth and said that he could help the landlord find typos. 4.Describe a situation where everyone has a few days when they want to be vexatious.
5.My friend is afraid of the dark and fantasizes about ghosts coming out of the toilet in the bathroom at night, but the landlord says that ghosts also have dignity. 6.The landlord boasted that he could earn 90 million a year, and the respondent thought that the landlord was daydreaming.
7.The teacher asked to prove that he was a scumbag in one sentence, and Xiao Ming replied that he would know how many people took the test by looking at his grade ranking.
8.A doctor saw a couple hugging and kissing in the shade of a tree and went over to remind the man to take rescue breaths.
9.Boyfriend and girlfriend quarrel in the park, the woman asks the man to get out, the man asks the woman to be civil, and the woman responds, "Run, brother!" ”。
10.The girlfriend asked her boyfriend if he needed **, and the boyfriend replied that the pork belly of the pig was a mixture of lean and fatty meat on the body due to hesitation about **. Hope these jokes bring you joy! Thanks for reading!