It's almost Chinese New Year's Eve, and then it's time to take stock of sheep.
Here, the sheep first wishes everyone a radiant dragon in the new year, and everything is prosperous, and then it will officially enter the end of the year of the sheep ** point opening - [annual fun story list], let's take a look at what new things have happened this year that make people laugh and can't stop laughing!
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The domineering aunt is petted fiercely
The purple MSI in the sky in 2023 is all out of the panda world.
The ** hot dance of the traffic male panda Lingyan directly led to the live broadcast room being banned for ten minutes
Countless fans shouted for it, my bear only has black and white all over his body, how can he get involved in color?
And the big melon of He Yecong's "male model handsome guy exploded into a lively little sweet girl" also made the whole network drop their jaws.
Since then, not only Grandpa Tan has called and Ye Cong "and! Leaf! ", became "leaf leaf",
The park also began to stage the drama of "the princess of the daughter", and whitewashed the black history of stuffing frogs into her mouth
Spread joy in the event field".
Sister Ye and the female star Huahua even have her own hot search physique, and directly sent herself to the stage of the Spring Festival Gala
This rating, can't it be because of our top female click?
Fubao, who has a relationship with Huahua, is also very popular in South Korea, and under an order, he was directly supported by the Koreans as the new commander.
In April this year, Fu Bao was about to return to the embrace of the motherland, but some Chinese and South Korean aunts were happy and some worried, and the Korean aunts who were reluctant to let Fu Bao go began to practice Chinese hard, shouting "Don't go to the elbow to each other (take away Fu Bao)".
The Chinese ees who are waiting for the treasure to return focus on a spoiling, so that the children can let go of eating after they come back
However, I believe that no matter where Fu Bao lives, he can grow up healthy and happy
You say (chew chew), we are the world's top giant panda (chew chew).
Who exactly studied drip pinch (chew chew).
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Did the house collapse too?
Didn't you expect it to collapse at the end of the year?
The sentence "My life is also my life" has made countless netizens long and short, and literature has been transferred all over the Internet.
can see that the monkeys in Kunming Zoo are dragging and pulling, and when they use the kittens that catch mice for them as toys, netizens have hardened their fists, and since then they have deleted all the minions in the emoji library, and officially blacklisted the monkey species.
Fortunately, now the cat has been rescued, and has grown a new beard, and has begun to comb its own hair to pay attention to the image, hoping that the kitten can be a happy meow for the rest of his life
Of course, in addition to that, those who have ignored the questions of the outside world for more than ten years, don't care about the life or death of the kitten, and only want to beautify the prevarication when something happens, and treat the monkey as a rescuer, are the real culprits behind the incident who should be spurned the most.
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Can you get money by setting up a person?
Want to save money? Pretend literature to understand it.
Everyone knows that the cost of raising a baby is not ordinarily high, and the gold-swallowing beasts began to act as a money shredder when they were still in their mother's belly.
So the urban beauties had an idea, set themselves up with a single and independent woman who "went to the father and left the son", and began to pretend to be pregnant and save money.
It looks like all the money is used to raise a baby, but in fact, all the money goes into his own pocket, what kind of gold-swallowing beast? This cultivation is clearly Pixiu!
Don't like kids?
Then try a pretend version that is more suitable for the "love brain" physique:
Fall in love with a milk dog
When the milk dog shudders, you can feel the puppy wagging its tail frantically;
As soon as the milk dog opens his mouth, you can't help but buy a jellycat plush pendant for him.
But a smart woman, even if she is deeply involved in the love Shura field, must grasp both money and affection.
If you want to advocate living for yourself, then become a reserve female star, lose fat and shape, skin care and body, and improve yourself...
After all, in order to make his debut, he has to smash the money violently!
Although we should be cyber stars, all we save is real gold**.
After all, when you go out, the character is given by yourself, and the money is saved today.
Nothing wrong with it. top 7
The wind of persuasion blows fiercely
It's really a little sweaty now...
Unexpectedly, the wind of "listening to persuasion" blew all over the world.
Recently, many foreign friends have poured into China, speaking in bulk Chinese, holding the slogan "Listen to persuasion", allowing netizens to provide themselves with some suggestions for appearance transformation.
Our warm-hearted Chinese all our lives will naturally not let go of this opportunity to play the live-action version of Miracle Nuan.
It is also intimately attached with all kinds of keywords, which is convenient for foreign netizens to find tutorials, and it is also a manual machine that suggests it.
They are easier to understand the translation, and some people have summed up the general formula for boys' transformation:
165 learn from Yin Shihang, 170 learn from Tan Jianci, 180 learn from Bai Jingting, and wear masks on the differential cover, and the members of the men's group all say yes.
Some people also took preventive shots in advance, saying that they would have to bear the "insults" of netizens if they wanted to transform.
Foreign netizen: It's okay, I think their "insult" is more poetic.
It's no wonder that English essays always have to write a letter of advice, it turns out that I am here to accumulate experience.
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If you want to get rich, go crazy first
The most meritorious sentence of the year:
Thanks to Li Jia, let us see a hearty domestic business war.
pretended to pick up paper shells in the trash can, but in fact, he was stirring up heat with other domestic groups everywhere in the comment area.
Wuli bee flower, the main thing is to carry out the tea art to the end, I am with my sister, my brother will not be angry".
Even if my sister forgets what happened to us before, I'm okay."
The manager of JDB, who washed his hair upside down in the live broadcast, put the flags set by countless people into reality, and every hair was deeply hidden in merit and fame.
A sentence from the little old man of Vitality 28.
Children", summoned the shareholders and teachers of the whole network to Huaguoshan (live broadcast room).
Holding a conference with them, the conspicuous bag is carefully and directly interprets my mental state, and "let go of personal qualities and enjoy a wonderful life".
The interpretation is vivid
The war of domestic goods, which looks like the "war" of "war", is actually the "bloom" of "blooming".
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Call your cub tomorrow
Today's elderly people can not only get five kills in the game in the middle of the night, but they are also able to score points in various learning places.
The famous Douyin Vocational and Technical College is full of countless elderly people who demand progress.
Cooking bloggers have steamed eggs into sponges underneath.
Mother-in-law asked for skills, gardening** There are a lot of flowers under the garden that lose their vital signs.
Uncle breaks and exchanges experience, and there are those who learn pinyin in the joyful classroom, and they no longer have to bombard their children with 60 seconds of voice.
The offline university for the elderly has satisfied the wishes of countless elderly people to return to their youth.
In calculus class, they returned to college with confused eyes.
revealed the remorse of not grabbing the back seat.
On homework issues, they go back to high school campuses, indulgences during the holidays.
Achieved the madness of making up homework before the start of school.
In terms of interpersonal relationships, they returned to junior high school and "formed a gang".
Make them rebellious truant teenagers.
When entering the class, they returned to the kindergarten, carrying a small schoolbag that was not yet big enough to make a promise to "pick up after school".
I thought that they would be able to study with peace of mind when they went to school, but they only found out after communicating with the teacher.
It's too difficult to bring this class of parents.
I want the teacher to prevent late love, who knows that people not only smoke, drink, and burn their heads, but also start to pick a house with other uncles.
When I asked why my grandmother was standing in the aisle, she said she was in class.
began to scold the street with other female classmates.
I was worried that I would not be able to adapt to the first day of studying, but I didn't cry and left the title of "horn".
There are even more disobedient teachers, and the teachers are going to call the "cubs" over for a meeting.
Let's just say, with the current conditions, our grandma will be succumbed to 985.
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"Sister Lang" and "Brother Phi" are divided into fields
After everyone's concept of marriage and love has changed, the wedding is no longer a large-scale temple fair!
Someone drove to pick up her husband home, and the boss had a very good temperament, and someone fired the first shot of anti-drinking, and even drank a glass of wine is bubble tea.
There are also people who transport guests directly to the scene of the bodybuilding competition.
Married people work in a fancy way, and friends and parents also click.
The best man who picked up the kiss then took over an answer sheet for English level 4.
The father who spoke talked and held up a whole "talk show conference".
In fact, after making so many changes, everyone just wants to break it.
The wedding is a ceremony about the handover of female ownership".
Behind a wedding full of tricks, swords, and daring to provoke tradition, there are just two hearts that want to pursue equality, freedom and love
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On the younger siblings of college students
Current Situation of Contemporary College Students:
The mother of the child is worried that the status of returning home is not as good as that of a dog.
Before the holiday, he said that he would have big fish and meat when he came back, and after staying for a few days, he could only eat the New Year's goods secretly.
Of course, this can't be completely blamed on our parents, they may not have thought of putting New Year's goods and college students together.
It's like a rat entering a rice barn, the difference is that the rat stops when it's full, while some people can eat after a while.
A box of cherries, an average of five minutes to pamper, today is a box, tomorrow can not even be photographed.
The pigskin jelly made by grandma was all shown off in one night and the evidence of the crime was eliminated, which made grandma think that she had become a goldfish.
There is a brother who blames the brother, and there is no brother who blames the dog, even if the younger brother weighs only 36 pounds, he can carry a pot bigger than the sky.
After showing off, they also began to realize their artistic pursuits.
Mother: I don't understand Guobao's special attack, but I know a little bit about punches and kicks.
Until now, college students can't even set off fireworks in their houses, after all, it is difficult for normal people to judge their mental state.
Although the foodie character has been deeply rooted in the hearts of parents, college students are still trying to save their image, so they point the finger at the relationship between grandparents and grandchildren.
Taught my grandfather to play with his mobile phone, taught the old man to stop planting, and played until midnight every day, and the grass grew three feet high in the field.
took grandma to play games, the two stayed up late to open the dark, slept until 119 came to the door the next day, and were chased by uncles and aunts for three streets.
brought durian to grandma, and as a result, he brought out a bunch of unfilial sons, grandma:
I've lived for more than 90 years, how did I get to eat this good thing?
accompanied my grandfather to surgery, a cup of milk tea per person, and the old man's eyes narrowed, and he became addicted to milk tea since then.
There is nothing left to eat, what to do, and now in front of college students, the only way to see the children is when Dehua sees the children.
However, when I saw the cold words in the comment area:
The child's grandmother has worked so hard, what's so funny".
Who can not break the defense!
So is there anyone who came to save the college students, it feels like they are about to break.
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A woman who shook half of the academic circle
Aunt Goose Legs, a woman who made Tsinghua Peking University people blush.
The aunt who originally sold roast goose legs at the National People's Congress and Peking University.
One day, after going to Tsinghua University to set up a stall, it was gone, so Peking University, Renmin University, and Tsinghua students jointly set off a goose leg defense battle that caused a sensation in half of Beijing's academic circle.
The classmates of the People's Congress over there cried and grabbed the ground, trying to arouse the sympathy of the aunt with spare tire literature, and the goose legs of the Peking University here completely broke the defense, expressing their thoughts about the aunt with a full screen of confessions.
At this time, Tsinghua's goose leg group was discussing after getting the goose leg.
How to reverently eat the first bite.
There are only two kinds of people left in Beijing's academic circles today:
Those who have eaten goose legs, and those who have not.
Ordinary people: Let me see what kind of esoteric scholarship these people are engaged in?
Oh, they're just seriously grabbing goose legs.
I can't imagine how much my aunt's connections will be like the heroine of Shuangwen in 20 years...
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The most volatile occupation of the year
Although there is no "Annual Comedy Contest" this year, I watched the crazy Fancy work of the Cultural and Tourism Bureau.
It's funnier than the show.
At May Day, knowing that tourists were busy "entering Zibo to catch up with the roast", Zibo Cultural Tourism hit.
Threesome, there must be a kebab master", let carts of pigs and lambs return to the arms of cumin.
The charcoal-burning brother is so busy that he doesn't dare to lose his temper even if he burns the cold white skin into ashes, and kicking off Mazazi is his last stubbornness.
The chubby school who serves the dishes is annoyed to go home after the annoyance, and there are so many people who eat skewers that people are blind, and yelling loudly is his last resort.
The owner of the shop, grilled skewers to the point of doubting his life, and looked at the tourists who flocked in as soon as he opened the door, and it was his last sanity to stay away from the doorknob.
Zibo people: These two days are more lively than the Five Kingdoms Expedition more than 2,300 years ago.
Recently, I hope that the little potatoes will come to see the "Binxue World", and Erbin Cultural Tourism has shown it.
alone in a foreign land as a distinguished guest", so that the hearts of one after another locals are cool and cool.
Erbin, you really make it so strange, it turns out that you know that the street is slippery, you know that the door curtain is dead, you know that the sugar gourd can't be moved to home instantly, and you know that roasted sweet potatoes will burn your mouth if you bite them directly.
Even the sweet tofu brain served on the table can be good, so good, after the family came to qiě, even the orthodox status of salty tofu can be abandoned.
Seeing that the CP of "Bordeaux Red Wine" worked so hard, netizens in other places couldn't sit still, and they gave their own director of culture and tourism an intensity.
The director of Shaanxi resurrected the first emperor, the director of Shandong was the best at engaging in Kauspre, the director of Anhui dared to jump on Huangshan without a leash, and the director of Sichuan made great efforts to achieve the small goal of "one person and one panda".
Okay, okay, all of them are worried about my 1800 living expenses, right, take everything you want.
That's it for our year-end anecdotes
Approaching Chinese New Year's Eve, I wonder if the sisters are still sticking to their workstations at work, or have they returned to the warmth of their homes?
Digging sauce has seen all kinds of ways to go home recently, and everyone can see that Hart is warm.
Someone who has been adrift abroad for more than five years pretended to be a customer to his mother's stall and gave his mother a huge surprise.
Someone pretended to be a waiter in the store and deliberately spilled water on Dad's hands, and the two hugged each other in tears after Dad recognized it.
Someone asked the elder brother to lead his child into the door, the mother thought it was someone else's child and almost called the police, and after the daughter who was hiding behind spoke, the mother knew that this was her grandson.
There are also people who are not busy going home by themselves, but have become the big ** on the road of others, not only spending money to buy a high-speed rail ticket home for the worker uncle who has been working hard for two years, but also taking a family photo of their family, and even the little bear specially brought back for their daughter also appeared in **.
It turns out that the hard work of running around can be ** the moment you see the smiling faces of your family.