February**Dynamic Incentive Plan 1One year, during the Spring Festival, relatives of the family gathered together to share a reunion dinner. After dinner, everyone gathered in the living room to chat. Suddenly, the mother-in-law said half-jokingly: "Look at the people in this room, it seems that you are an outsider." I replied without hesitation: "That doesn't affect you a hundred years later, I will continue to live here." It also does not affect me as the first heir after his (I pointed to my husband) and I inherit everything as the first heir. As soon as he finished speaking, the whole room fell silent.
2.When we had just given birth, we decided to give our baby formula. My mother-in-law was very upset about this, and she rudely pointed to my breasts and said, "Isn't it just for the sake of the child?" What's the use of keeping it? I unceremoniously reached out to block her and retorted: "Your son is so old, it's long gone, why don't you cut off your two things and feed them to the dogs?" She turned away in anger and never said anything like that again.
3.My father-in-law often pointed at Sang and scolded Huai and said that I was lazy. Once he began to complain again: "The current little daughter-in-law is just lazy, and there is no work in her eyes." I don't know what I can do with a daughter-in-law? I was washing apples at the faucet, and I responded, "Then why don't you find your son someone from your generation?" Both diligent and have common topics with you. ”
4.Once at dinner, my mother-in-law said to her husband, "You have been working for so many years, and we haven't spent any of your money." Now that you two are making money, I still can't spend your money. I took over and said, "At that time, your mother-in-law probably thought the same as you think now, right?" Was he so angry that he wanted to hit you? I'm different, I'm fine if my son is doing well. That's what my mother thinks. When she heard this, she blackened her face and stopped talking.
5.During confinement, one day I was breastfeeding my baby in my arms. The mother-in-law suddenly broke in without knocking. I immediately turned my back to her, and she said dissatisfiedly, "What is there to hide, I have what you have." I was immediately furious and replied, "Then you can show it to everyone generously!" She slammed the door in such a rage that she walked out.
6.On the weekends I'm tidying up my closet and putting away some of the clothes I don't wear. My mother-in-law suddenly came over, picked up a set of my clothes and said that she was going to give them to her nephew and daughter-in-law. I didn't hesitate to tell her, "If you take a few clothes today, you'll have to make up for me a few new ones." If you can't buy a suitable one, you can just discount it to me. ”
7.When I was pregnant, my mother-in-law asked someone to tell a fortune and came back to tell me: "Daxian said that you can have a son, and also specified the time for a caesarean section at 9:09 a.m. You're going to have to give birth to a boy in our family! I laughed and replied, "If I didn't have a boy, you'd be to blame." Blame you for finding the immortal, blame your son for not having good genes, and blame you for having an unlucky mouth and leaking the secret of heaven. ”
8.Every time I go out to work, my mother-in-law will nag: "You see that your mother recognizes money and not people, and she is going out again, and she doesn't care about you!" I replied unceremoniously: "Yes, I just recognize money and not people." You give me a million now, and I will divorce your son immediately, without hesitation. Do you give it or not? She was speechless. I turned to my son again and said, "Son, you have to remember that your mother will take care of you at all times. But don't be a-stirring stick, then even cooking on the fire will make you stink. ”
9.My father-in-law always said, "When we get old, this business will be yours." We live together, and you can't leave the money to us. I retorted, "If that's the case, then you give us the money first." You have to experiment for a while to know if this method works, right? Besides, what's so great about this business? It's just a dilapidated bungalow, and even if it is left to us, we will rebuild it at our expense. After all, you're just leaving us an empty shell! ”
10.Once my husband had a quarrel with my mother-in-law, and my mother-in-law said angrily, "You are such a bastard! Since you got married, you haven't been obedient once, and you drink the pillow wind every day! "That night, I locked the bedroom door to keep my husband in. The mother-in-law banged on the door outside, shouting as she patted, "What are you doing?" What's crazy? I replied coldly, "I'm crazy to learn from you." Isn't it crazy that you don't know whether you are blue or red, and you don't understand four or six? Let your son drink your pillow wind tonight! Later, my husband smashed the window glass and jumped in in a hurry. I opened the door after he came in, and I didn't pay for the broken windows anyway. I stood at the door of the bedroom and warned, "I tell you, if someone instills these words in you in the future, and you don't know what to refute me, I will still treat you like this!" This time, let your windows always be less glassy! ”