In the Song Dynasty, there was a Erlong Mountain in Qingzhou, Shandong. There was a group of bandits on the mountain, who specialized in blocking the road and robbing them, and although the government sent troops to encircle and suppress them many times, they all lost their troops and returned defeated.
The Qingzhou prefect had no choice but to post a notice to persuade the nearby people not to pass by Erlong Mountain. However, the Qingzhou prefect has an eighteen-year-old daughter named Xiaofeng, she is very willful and disobedient to discipline, although the prefect has repeatedly reminded her not to pass by Erlong Mountain, but she still goes her own way and is completely inappropriate.
On this day, Xiaofeng carried his luggage and went out to visit relatives, but when he passed Erlong Mountain, he met more than a dozen men standing in the middle of the road. One of the one-eyed men stared at Xiaofeng and greeted with a smile: "Little beauty, good afternoon." ”
Xiaofeng asked strangely, "Who are you?" What are you standing here for? ”
The one-eyed man smiled: "Little beauty, we are here to help you." ”
Oh? Help me? Help me with what? ”
Little beauty, you have too much luggage on you, we are worried that you are carrying hard work on your back, and we want to help you take it. ”
Xiaofeng was very moved after hearing this, and said in his heart: This one-eyed uncle is really friendly, I met him in Pingshui, and he actually wanted to help me with my luggage, so he said: "Uncle, thank you very much, but I can handle it alone." ”
Is it? But I think you're working hard, so let's go back to the cottage with us and take a break. ”
Back to cottages? Do you live in the mountains? Xiao Feng was stunned for a moment, and suddenly exclaimed: "You are thieves? ”
The one-eyed man and the other companions burst out laughing, and said, "Little beauty, you are so clever, you guessed right!" After speaking, he and the others rushed up and captured Xiaofeng.
When the Qingzhou prefect learned that his beloved daughter had been captured, he was very anxious and sent a letter to Kaifeng Mansion asking for support. So, Kaifeng Mansion sent a famous general, this person is named Liu Sandao, the knife skills are exquisite, it is said that within three knives, you can defeat anyone.
The prefect of Qingzhou was full of expectations, appointed Liu Sandao as a general, and ordered him to take 300 soldiers into the mountains to suppress bandits. However, to his disappointment, Liu Sandao's fate was the same as that of the previous general, after entering the mountain, the next morning, he was in the wilderness. The surviving soldiers were leaderless and had to withdraw from Erlong Mountain.
Even Liu Sandao, who has the most powerful martial arts, is not the opponent of the bandits, who else in the world can subdue the bandits? As a result, no one was left to be the first bird to lead the army.
So, the prefect of Qingzhou posted a notice that whoever was willing to serve as a general, he was willing to marry his daughter to that person. However, three days after the notice was posted, no one has unveiled the list.
The Qingzhou prefect was completely desperate, and at this moment, a young man took down a notice, saying that he was willing to serve as a general and help the Qingzhou prefect rescue his daughter. This person's name is Guo Jing, and he is the grandson of the former master of the Qingzhou prefect. The prefect of Qingzhou has the grace of knowing Guo Jing's grandfather, and Guo Jing is here to repay the kindness.
Guo Jing is familiar with military books, but he doesn't know martial arts, he is not sure that he will be able to go home alive, he is a filial person, he knows that his grandfather loves to drink chicken soup, so he wants to make a bowl of chicken soup for his grandfather to drink for the last time before leaving.
The day before entering the mountain, Guo Jing came to the street and wanted to buy an old hen, but he was a countryman, the first time he entered the city, he searched for a long time, and he did not find a chicken market. ”
I'm sorry, auntie, I don't drink, I just want to ask, where are the chickens around here? ”
The fat aunt was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: "Childe is really a straightforward person, we have it here, please come in." ”
Guo Jing was overjoyed and followed his aunt into the restaurant.
The fat aunt took Guo Jing to an empty table and sat down, and then asked, "What type does Childe want?" ”
Guo Jing thought for a moment and said, "I want to be bigger." ”
The fat aunt was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "Childe, your aesthetics are really different." Then, he shouted upstairs, "Xiaohong, come down and accompany the guests!" ”
Then, a woman dressed in red, with a fat head and big ears, a round waist and a round belly, at least two hundred and fifty pounds, walked downstairs, sat next to Guo Jing, and said enthusiastically: "Childe, is it the first time to come?" I think you're quite reserved. ”
Guo Jing said a little nervously: "Yes, your decoration here is quite luxurious, will it be very expensive?" ”
Xiaohong smiled and said, "It's not expensive, I'll just charge you two taels of silver." ”
Guo Jing was stunned: "Second ......."Two taels of silver? ”
yes, what's the problem? ”
I don't want it! Guo Jing suspected that he had encountered a black shop, and the most expensive chicken he had ever bought was only two hundred yuan, but this store actually cost two taels of silver, which was ten times more, so he got up and wanted to leave.
The fat aunt stopped him, with a gloomy face, and said, "Childe, are you leaving like this?" ”
Guo Jing frowned and said, "Then what do you want?" ”
At least you paid for the tea table, we've been entertaining you for so long. ”
How much? "One hundred wen. ”
Guo Jing gasped: "You guys are robbing money!" ”
The fat aunt was not happy: "Childe, what are you talking about, this **, is already the cheapest in the industry, I advise you not to do things." After speaking, he clapped his hands, and more than a dozen strong men walked over.
Seeing this, Guo Jing knew that if he didn't pay the money, he wouldn't be able to get out of the door, so he gave the fat aunt a hundred yuan, and then left the restaurant quickly.
Not far from the gate of the restaurant, there was a one-eyed man, he saw Guo Jing walking out of the restaurant, showed a satisfied smile, and then walked towards Erlong Mountain.
Guo Jing wandered around for a while, and finally found the chicken market, but the cheapest chicken in the chicken market is also 150 Wen, and he only has 100 Wen left, he doesn't know how to be a good time, but he sees a woman in white next to him bargaining, she is very powerful, can cut the steamed buns for two pennies to a penny, Guo Jing admired it very much, and wanted to learn her bargaining skills, so he followed behind the woman in white, and followed several stalls in a row.
This woman in white is called Lu Siniang, although she is a woman, she likes to dance with guns and sticks, and her personality is bold, which is better than that of men. At this time, Lu Siniang had already found out that Guo Jing was following her, and said in her heart: This son is righteous and awe-inspiring, and he doesn't look like a bad person, but why is he following me? Could it be that he has a crush on me? Thinking of this, she couldn't help blushing, but soon regained her manly character, turned to look at Guo Jing, and said straight to the point: "Hey, do you have thoughts about me?" ”
Guo Jing was stunned: "This, you found it?" ”
Lu Siniang secretly thought: He is really crushing on me! However, seeing that he was quite young, it was estimated that he was still five or six years older than him, so he asked strangely: "I'm older than you, don't you mind?" ”
Guo Jing was stunned by the question, and said in his heart: I just want to learn bargaining skills from you, why should I mind your age? So, Guo Jing said: "No, even if you are eighty years old, I don't mind." ”
After listening to Guo Jing's words, Lu Siniang had a better impression of him, and said with a smile: "What's your name?" ”
In the lower Guo Jing. ”
Lu Siniang said in surprise: "You are the bandit general Guo Jin?" Okay, I promise you! ”
Guo Jing was overjoyed, and said in his heart: She promised to teach me bargaining skills? What a righteousness! So, gratefully, he said, "Thank you, girl, you are such a good person." ”
Lu Siniang blushed and said, "My family lives in Tianzi No. 1 on this street, and if the general is interested, he can propose to my father." After saying that, he left shyly.
Guo Jing's mind was messy for a while, and he said in his heart: The rules in the city are really strange, ask for bargaining skills, and even go to propose marriage first!
At this time, the chicken seller next to him said, "General, do you still want to buy chickens?" ”
Guo Jing said: "Uncle, I want to buy it, but I don't have enough money." ”
The chicken seller said enthusiastically: "I don't need any money, I'll give you one, I just hope that after you are full, you can exterminate the thieves as soon as possible." After speaking, he grabbed a chicken and handed it to Guo Jing.
Guo Jing took the chicken in surprise and said gratefully: "Uncle, thank you so much!" After speaking, he took the chicken back to the government and made soup for his grandfather.
The next day, Guo Jing said goodbye to his grandfather and entered Erlong Mountain with 300 soldiers, but the soldiers searched for a day and found no trace of the bandits, so Guo Jing asked the soldiers to camp on the spot, while he went alone to the vicinity to reconnoiter the terrain.
At this time, the night was dark, the moonlight was bright, Guo didn't go far, he saw a pavilion in front, there were several stone benches in the pavilion, and there was a bewitching beauty sitting on the stone bench, this beautiful woman looked at Chu Chu pitiful, it was estimated that she was a lost villager, so he walked over and said, "Girl, are you lost?" Or I'll take you home. ”
The beautiful woman looked back and smiled: "It's boring to go home, the beautiful scenery of a good day, I'll give a dance to the general." After speaking, without waiting for Guo Jing to agree, he danced in front of Guo Jing, moved to Guo Jing's side while dancing, and then threw himself into Guo Jing's arms, hugged Guo Jin, and said with a sigh: "General, I am yours tonight." ”
Guo Jing was stunned, smelling the aroma of the beautiful woman, he was sick to his stomach, he was allergic to this aroma, he wanted to push the beautiful woman away, but he couldn't push it, the beautiful woman hugged it too tightly, he was sweating profusely, gritted his teeth and said: "Girl, let go of me, I can't help it." ”
The beautiful woman smiled slyly and said angrily: "I can't help it, then don't bear it, life is short, don't suppress yourself too much." After speaking, he pouted and kissed Guo Jing's mouth.
Wow......Guo Jing vomited wildly, and he vomited all the things he ate today.
The beautiful woman didn't have time to dodge, she was splashed in the face, she hurriedly let go of Guo Jing, jumped out of two steps, and said angrily: "Am I so disgusting?" Can it make you vomit? ”
Girl, I'm sorry, I'll wipe it clean for you. Guo Jing felt sorry and walked over to help the beautiful woman wipe the filth.
You go away! The beautiful woman was angry and pushed Guo Jing away violently.
Guo Jing staggered to the ground.
Seeing that Guo Jing was so unbearable, the beautiful woman said strangely: "You don't know martial arts?" ”
No, it won't. The beautiful woman suddenly showed a hideous expression, took out a dagger, approached Guo Jing, and said viciously: "I knew that you didn't know martial arts, so I didn't have to think so much." ”
Guo Jing was shocked: "Girl, you, what do you want to do?" ”
Send you to the western sky! After the beautiful woman finished speaking, she raised her dagger and stabbed at Guo Jing.
At this moment, a woman in white jumped out from behind a tree and forced the beautiful woman back with a sword.
After Guo Jing saw the woman in white, he said in surprise: "Girl, why are you here?" ”
The woman in white was Lu Siniang, she glanced at Guo Jing, frowned, and said: "If I don't come, won't I become a widow, you are so bold, you don't know martial arts, and you dare to be a bandit general." ”
It turned out that after Lu Siniang and Guo Jing separated yesterday, they waited for a night, and they didn't see Guo Jing come to the door to propose, she was worried that Guo Jing didn't remember the address of her home, so this morning, she went to the government office, and wanted to explain the home address to Guo Jing again, but she learned from the mouth of the government official that Guo Jing had entered Erlong Mountain, and she was not worried about Guo Jing's safety, so she also followed into Erlong Mountain, and after finding the soldier's camp, she learned from the soldier's mouth that Guo Jing had gone to the nearby to detect the terrain, so she looked for it.
When Lu Siniang and Guo Jing were talking, the beautiful woman suddenly touched Lu Siniang's back and stabbed Lu Siniang with a dagger. Lu Siniang had already taken precautions, turned around and swept the hall, swept down the beautiful woman, and then stepped on the beautiful woman and scolded: "Slut, will you only start from behind others?" Tell me, who the hell are you? ”
The beautiful woman knew that she could not escape, so she told her identity, and it turned out that she was the leader of the bandits in Erlong Mountain, named Sai Xishi. Seishh had a spy named the One-Eyed Dragon. Yesterday, the one-eyed dragon saw Guo Jing enter a restaurant, which was a fireworks place, the favorite place of the prodigal son, so the one-eyed dragon told Sai Xishi this information. After hearing the words of the one-eyed dragon, Sai Xishi thought that Guo Jing was a womanizer, so he smeared *** on her lips and prepared to seduce Guo Jing with lust, and then ** him.
After hearing what Sai Xishi said, Lu Siniang slapped her twice in anger, forcing her to tell her the location of the bandit's lair, and then, together with Guo Jing, led the troops to the bandit's lair, wiped out all the bandits, and rescued Xiaofeng.
To the surprise of the soldiers, these bandits are all three-legged cat kung fu. The previous generals, including Liu Sandao, who is invincible in the world in martial arts, the reason why they folded in the hands of the bandits was because they fell into the "peach-colored trap", although most of them already had wives, they still couldn't help the ** of wild flowers, stained with the anesthetic of Sai Xishi's lips, and finally became the soul of the knife.
After this incident, the soldiers were amazed: it seems that if you want to become an excellent general, you must not only have force, but also self-discipline.