Once upon a time, there was a team called the national football team, and their story was more fantastical than "Harry Potter", more adventurous than "Pirates of the Caribbean", because they could always surprise you unexpectedly, of course, most of the time it was the other way around.
The players of the national football team have special skills: they can accurately pass the ball to the opponent when the opponent's defense is the most lax; When they faced the empty goal, they could choose to send the ball to the stands without hesitation, probably because they felt that the fans had stood and watched the game for a long time, so they specially sent a "commemorative ball".
The coach is also a master of magic, and every time he arranges his troops, it feels like performing a large-scale magic ceremony, but the audience has not yet been able to grasp the deep meaning. What's even more amazing is that no matter what the results are, they can always use mantras like "great progress" and "there are a lot of positives" to make everyone forget about the loss for a while.
The match day of the national football team is a good time for the whole people to "cultivate their minds". When the game began, the fans were enthusiastic, looking forward to something different this time; After the half, everyone began to meditate, thinking about life, the universe, and everything else. By the end of the competition, everyone had reached a state of transcendence - neither happy nor sad, just quietly ordering takeout, opening a comedy movie, and rediscovering the joy of life.
On some special days, the national football team will suddenly explode and win a game, and then the whole country will cheer as if it has won the World Cup. Then, they would gently lower us from the clouds and remind us, "What if we still have dreams, but what if they come true?" ”
In short, the national football team is like the elf who always loves to play tricks on people, although it often makes you cry and laugh, but life is full of more unknowns and surprises because of them. On the road of following the national football team, we have learned the spirit of perseverance, patience and never giving up, and perhaps this is their greatest gift to us.
Please note that the above content is a humorous and exaggerated expression, which is intended to be entertaining and humorous, and is not disrespectful to the national football team or any individual. In reality, every athlete and coach is working hard for their dreams and the honor of their country, and we should give them the respect and support they deserve.