After Liu Ming's death, his soul came to the underworld and was locked in a dark room by the head of the cow. Although the room is not lit, you can see it clearly.
Liu Ming saw that there were two other people who were locked up in this room together, besides him. One of them was fat, at least two hundred pounds; The other one was very skinny, about the same as him. I just heard Niu Tou say: "I won't say more nonsense, there must be a reason for locking the three of you together......."In a moment, a ghost will send food to the three of you, and you must eat it cleanly. In ten days, I'll weigh the three of you, and the heaviest two guys will be thrown into the eighteenth layer of hell ......At this, the bull scanned the room and said viciously, "See, there is nothing in this house except the three of you, except for the ...... to eat in your stomach."Hehe, don't even think about anything else! ”
When the three ghosts heard this, they were dumbfounded. When Liu Ming thought of the eighteenth layer of hell, he couldn't help but shudder. He thought about it, the two heaviest guys are going to hell, and that fat man must be one of them, that is, the thin man is his only opponent, as long as he wins him, everything will be fine!
The three ghosts were in the same room and quickly became acquainted. During the conversation, Liu Ming learned that the fat man's name was Li Dafu, and the thin man's name was Zhang Gui. As he spoke, he suddenly heard Li Dafu sigh and say: "I can't compare with the two of you, look at my tonnage, hehe, I'm going to hell, alas!" ”
Liu Ming was about to pretend to comfort him a few words, when the door opened, and a ghost messenger pushed the door in and put the food in front of the three ghosts. Each person has two dishes, one meat and one vegetarian, plus a large bowl of rice.
Liu Ming and Zhang Gui glanced at each other, no one moved their chopsticks, but Li Dafu didn't care about 3721, stuffed the meat into his mouth, and feasted on it. Liu Ming sighed and picked up chopsticks to eat, but he only picked up vegetarian dishes, and didn't move a bite of meat dishes.
Li Dafu had already swept his share of meat and vegetables clean at this moment, and he looked at Liu Ming with a greedy face, obviously wanting to eat his meat and vegetables. Seeing this, Liu Ming hurriedly pushed the meat dish in front of Li Dafu. Li Dafu casually politely said a few words, and then devoured it. Zhang Gui on the side saw it, and hurriedly gave his meat and vegetables to Li Dafu.
In fact, how could the two ghosts be so kind, they were afraid that the more meat they ate, the faster they would gain weight, so they gave all the meat to Li Dafu.
After a while, Li Dafu wiped his mouth with a satisfied face and said, "It's so full, this meal is really happy!" He inadvertently glanced at the remaining vegetarian dishes in the bowl, and made another mistake: "I'm worried to death, I don't like vegetarian food the most, but I still have to eat this thing, what should I do!" ”
Liu Ming and Zhang Gui said at the same time: "I'll help you eat!" As soon as this sentence was shouted, the three ghosts quickly reached an agreement: Li Dafu helped the two ghosts eat meat, and the two ghosts helped Li Dafu eat vegetarianism.
Li Dafu's vegetarian dish is only one serving, so he has to divide the vegetarian dish into two, and he divides it very evenly, which can be said to be impartial. This made Liu Ming very unhappy, and he decided to think of a way to let Li Dafu share less of himself next time he divided the dishes.
A few hours later, the ghost sent the food again, and it was about the same as last time, one meat and one vegetable and one bowl of rice per person. Liu Ming did not give the meat and vegetables directly to Li Dafu like Zhang Gui, but carefully cleaned the bones inside before handing them to Li Dafu. Without bones, Li Dafu naturally eats very happily, and he is not stupid, knowing why Liu Ming wants to sell it to him. Sure enough, when he divided the dishes for the two, he gave Liu Ming some less vegetarian dishes.
Zhang Gui saw all this, but he dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, if he made Li Dafu unhappy and didn't eat his own meat and vegetables, it would be worth the loss.
After eating, the three ghosts talked for a while, and then went to sleep. Falling asleep, Zhang Gui felt some itching on his body, so he reached out and scratched it. Unexpectedly, this scratch felt very painful, and when he opened his eyes, he found that his nails had grown a lot and become hard and sharp.
Zhang Gui felt a little strange, he looked at the other two and found that Li Dafu's nails had not changed, while Liu Ming's nails had become similar to his own. What's going on? Zhang Gui thought for a moment, and suddenly a flash of inspiration occurred in his mind, the only difference between Li Dafu and the two of them is that they don't eat vegetarian dishes, can it be said that the vegetarian dishes they eat can make their nails change? Thinking of this, Zhang Gui suddenly remembered a widely spread legend, and the corners of his mouth suddenly showed a smug smile......
The next day, the onicha delivered the food on time. Zhang Gui actually took the initiative to put all Li Dafu's vegetarian dishes into his bowl, saying that this dish was particularly delicious, so leave it to him to satisfy his hunger. Of course Liu Ming was willing, and said that if he didn't enjoy it, he could eat his share. Zhang Gui was not polite, and simply ate Liu Ming's share.
Since then, it has basically formed a convention: Li Dafu makes meat dishes, Zhang Gui packs vegetarian dishes, and Liu Ming only eats one bowl of rice per meal. He felt as if he had lost a lot of weight, and he felt a little more confident.
In a blink of an eye, the ten-day period has arrived, and in these ten days, except for Zhang Gui's nails becoming longer and longer, there are no other obvious changes. The footsteps of the bull head are getting closer and closer, and everything seems to have settled.
At this moment, something unexpected happened, Zhang Gui suddenly stabbed three inches below his navel with his long nails. Immediately afterwards, Liu Ming clearly heard a sound like a balloon being released, which emanated from Zhang Gui's body.
Liu Ming asked in surprise, "...... you."What are you doing here? ”
Zhang Gui laughed: "Let me tell you the truth, when I was alive, I often heard people say that the so-called ghosts are actually the essence of people, as long as you poke it with a three-inch-long hard object three inches below the umbilicus, you can let the essence leak out." I stumbled upon the fact that eating a vegetarian diet could make my nails longer, so I decided to take a gamble. Since we are now the embodiment of essence, as soon as the essence is discharged, the weight will naturally be ...... lighterHey, looks like I won the bet! ”
Liu Ming didn't suddenly realize until this moment, but it was too late. The bull head had already walked in with the scales, and the three ghosts weighed themselves one by one: Liu Ming weighed 25041 grams, Zhang valuable 25014 grams, and the fattest Li Dafu turned out to be only 250 grams!
As soon as the results came out, Liu and Zhang Ergui were immediately dumbfounded, and before they could recover from their surprise, they had already been escorted to the eighteenth layer of hell by the ghosts. Niu Tou sneered: "These two guys, one killed his wife who shared hardships for Xiao San's death; The other drove into someone, fearing that the victim would blackmail him, so he drove the victim to death. One thought that eating less would make him lighter, and the other thought that he could lose weight ...... by deflating his semenBut I didn't know that all this was an evil thought! If you have more evil thoughts, your soul will be heavier, and if you don't get rid of evil thoughts, how can you lose weight? If you don't want to go to hell, it's a dream! ”
At this time, Li Dafu was secretly proud: "These two two hundred and five, I don't want to think about it, we are ghosts now, how can we still be like people, looking at whoever is fat and who is heavy?" This must be a test, and only by pretending to be honest can we escape this catastrophe. ”
It turned out that this Li Dafu was a big ** before his death, relying on his honest appearance, he really deceived many people, but he didn't expect that he could also deceive ghosts when he died.
Niu Tou said to Li Dafu: "You can get out of this room now, but be careful!" ”
Li Dafu had just gone out of the house, and before he had taken a few steps, he suddenly felt empty under his feet, and his whole body fell. The voice of the bull head faintly sounded in his ears: "I think I am smart, but in fact, I am also a two hundred and five!" Fortunately, your sins are lesser, so I will send you to the seventeenth layer of hell......”