Nicknames are the patent of children, and the baby names that parents painstakingly manage are often vulnerable in the children's mouths.
There is an active type. For example, a girl with the surname "Zhang", her parents named "Zhang Le (yuè)" as "Lezhang", worried that the child would make a mistake in pronunciation, and taught her daughter to introduce herself on the first day of school: "My name is Zhang Le (yuè), yuè, not lè." "From then on, there was only lè in the world.
Of course, passive faming is the mainstream. In addition to the classic "Yang Yizhi" (a sheep) and "Zhu Yiqun" (a group of pigs), there are also many Lingyun ambitions, which become vulgar in seconds. For example:
A father named his child "Jiahao", hoping that the child would excel in the future, and once he entered school, he became a "plus";
The "sea dragon", which means power, dignity, wealth, and wisdom, has become a "pest";
The "Guangkun", which means that he is bright and upright, united and upward, has become a "single" miserably.
Also, Tian Yugang: No matter how heroic and fearless and indomitable, you have to properly "lick the fish tank";
Wang Chusheng: A name that cares for life and is eager to communicate, blurted out "Wang Brusheng".
The strong man bent his waist, and the beauty should stand in the world? Thinking too much, the graceful faction is also gone. For example:
Xi Meichen: "Meichen is picturesque, scenery is like poetry", fresh and pleasant? It's just "sucking coal dust";
Zhang Wan'er: There is only one word "Wan", her posture is outstanding, the dark fragrance is floating, and she looks back at the "dirty bowl";
Fan Tong: Enthusiasm is like fire, fragrant and compelling, right? の, "rice bucket"!
Exploded, didn't you? Don't take it too seriously, there's a curse. Bi Sihan: The word Han means self-cultivation and tolerance, which means that he is good at thinking and has a broad mind. The little rabbit cursed "the man who will die", which is embarrassing.
After the pit of the countrymen and the foreigners.
A French photographer married a girl surnamed Zheng in China and gave birth to a daughter, whose English name is laetitia, which means pleasure and happiness. As a result, when I went to an international school, my classmates didn't know how to read, so they shouted "Zheng Laxi", and my mother's face turned green.
In addition, the local accent also provides an opportunity, for example, the Sichuan people pronounce "salty" as hán, resulting in the majestic handsome guy "Han Yu", who becomes "salted fish" in seconds, and is speechless.
Carefully examined, this is all caused by homophony or similar words in appearance, and the child's words are unscrupulous, and it is inevitable that the mouth will become "dirty". However, if the harmony is not harmonious and the similarity is not similar, primary school students can open their minds. For example:
Dragon Yin: Long Yin Jiuyuan, full of domineering, was called "lewd dragon" every minute;
Tian Cola: It means "sweet cola", hoping that children will stay away from suffering for a lifetime, but it is called "bitter coffee";
There is also a girl with the surname "Ge", and her parents took great pains to name their daughter "Gebi", which not only weakened the spirit of Jin Ge in the surname, but also took the meaning of "Meiyu", what a good name. Who knew that after entering the school, he was always called "Mara" by his classmates, and after a long time, no one called his original name.
In the face of the hunting of the little beast, are the parents who are naming them ready to take over?