1) My brother said: The teacher told me to take a young man to school;
The next day, my brother followed, and I found out that it was Jean who brought a small fruit.
2) The kindergarten is going to have a graduation show, and my son comes back and says that the teacher asked everyone to bring beans.
The next day, I saw that the other parents had brought a stool, and I had brought a handful of beans.
In the end, I watched the show while standing with the beans in my hand.
3) Just now, my son asked me with a serious face: "Mom, I heard that I am a shrew, are you a shrew?" “
What to do, now my world is only black.
4) After my daughter got out of school, I asked her: Did you take a nap today?
Daughter: Sleep.
Me: Did you sleep soundly?
My daughter thought for a moment: The teacher didn't come to smell it, and I don't know if I slept soundly or not.
5) The son came to his mother crying.
What's the matter, son? ”
Dad accidentally smashed the hammer on his own finger. ”
So what are you crying about? ”
Because I just laughed.
6) Aunt of the neighborhood committee: "Child, what are you doing standing at the door on a cold day, why don't you stay in the house?" ”
Child: "Mommy and Dad are arguing. ”
Aunt of the neighborhood committee: "It's not like that, tell me who your father is?!" ”
Child: "That's why they quarreled. ”
7) Xiao Ming was sick and hospitalized, and several classmates went to see him.
Before the hospital bed, the classmate asked: What did the doctor say?
Xiao Ming: Doctor.
8) Peppa Pig said to her mother, "Mom, everyone says my avatar is a hair dryer." ”
The mother said, "Son, just talk when you speak, don't blow at your mother." ”
9) Teacher: "Please explain the environmental factors and genetic factors!" ”
Xiao Ming: "Looks like my dad is a genetic factor, and looking like a neighbor is an environmental factor!" ”
Mom: "I learned a lot in school today!" ”
Son: "Not much, I have to go tomorrow." ”
11) I didn't do well in the exam today, and as soon as I got home from school, my dad beat me with a broom.
I wanted to distract my dad, and I wanted to ask: Dad, have you eaten?
As a result, his mouth was bald, and he said: Dad, you haven't eaten, have you?
12) Son: "What would happen if I were to be the first in my class?" ”
Father: "Then I'm going to die of joy!" ”
Son: "Don't worry, Dad, I won't let you die!" ”
13) Teacher: "Why don't you wash your face every day?" The crumbs of the breakfast I ate are still on my face. ”
Elementary school student: "Teacher, guess what I ate." “
Teacher: "Jam bread." ”
Elementary school student: "Teacher, you guessed wrong. That was eaten yesterday. ”
14) Son: "Dad, our art teacher is so stupid that he doesn't even know a horse!" ”
Dad: "How do you know?" ”
Son: "In art class today, I drew a horse, and the teacher looked at it for a long time and said, 'What are you drawing?' ’”
15) Dad: "Kid, do you know any rare animals in South Africa?" ”
Son: "Polar bear." ”
Dad: "Kid, you can't find polar bears in Africa." ”
Son: "That's why it's a rare animal!" ”
16) In one family, the son plays at home at noon, the mother knits sweaters, and the father reads the newspaper on the sofa.
Suddenly, the son picked up the plug, and the mother wanted to enlighten the baby, so she said, "Baby, this should be inserted in the place where there are two holes."
Then, all at once, the baby put the plug in the father's nostril.
17) On the train, a boy is about five or six years old, and he is always noisy and very noisy.
A handsome little girl in the back seat suddenly asked him calmly: What is your name?
He said happily: My name is Xiao Ming.
Then the girl said calmly: That's good. Xiao Ming, shut up!
18) The father asked his son, "Will you buy me a mobile phone when you grow up?" ”
Son: "Okay Dad." ”
Dad: "Buy an apple." ”
Son: "I'll buy you a strawberry, it's delicious." ”
19) Teacher: "Karl, can you tell me what kind of people are hypocritical?" ”
Carl: "Oh, teacher, it's the student who came to school in the morning with a smile on his face. ”
20) Xiao Ming cried and ran to tell his mother that he was beaten by his father.
Mom asked, "Why did he beat you?" ”
Xiao Ming whimpered and said, "When the guests came to play at home today, my brother put a pin on the guest's chair, and I saw it. ”
That's not your fault, what did you do afterwards? ”
I was afraid that the guest would sit on the pushpin, so I quietly pulled the stool away from the back while the guest had not yet sat down. ”
21) Xiao Ming got into a fight with his classmates and was called to the office by the head teacher for a scolding meal.
You bear child, tell me, tell yourself, why do you hit people with a stool, ah, why? ”
I only heard Xiao Ming say weakly: "Teacher, I can't hold the table!" ”