Tang Seng was shocked for a moment and kept his mouth shut.
The woman said: "There are more than 300 hectares of paddy fields, more than 300 hectares of dry fields, more than 300 hectares of fruit trees in mountain fields, more than 1,000 yellow buffaloes, countless pigs and sheep in mules and horses, 60 or 70 Zhuangbao pastures in the southeast and northwest, and the family has rice grains that cannot be eaten for more than 10 years, and there are endless gold and silver in a lifetime. If your masters and apprentices are willing to change their minds and recruit in the Han family, they are free, but they are not forced to work in the west (the two lines of Jinhao Zangchun and Jinchai: generally refer to a group of wives and concubines)? ”
Tang Seng was still silent.
The lady said: "I was born on the third day of the third month of the third month of the year of Ding Hai, and I am forty-five years old this year, and my deceased husband is three years older than me. My eldest daughter is calledReally, 20 years old this year, two daughtersEighteen years old, little girlPitySixteen years old, he has never promised to marry anyone. Although the little women were ugly, they were fortunate that the little girls had a certain color, and the female workers could do everything, because their husbands had no children, that is, they were raised as sons, and they were taught to read some Confucian books, so they also knew how to sing some poems. Although our lady lives in the villa, she is not a very vulgar person, and she is expected to be worthy of the elders. If the elder is willing to let go of his arms, keep his long hair, keep his head and give up his head to be the head of the house, and wear silk and brocade, but it is not better than the Wawa Bowl Tie Yi Snowshoes Cloud Hats (Tile Bowl Tie Clothes, Snowshoes Cloud Hats: Generally refers to the clothes of monks or passers-by)? ”
Tang Seng sat upright, like a thunderous child, raining, and kept rolling his eyes and looking up (snoring: retreating and dodging because of fear).
When Zhu Bajie heard that he had both wealth and beauty, his heart was itchy, and he couldn't bear to sit on the chair and twist it left and right, so he stepped forward and pulled Tang Seng: "* This lady is talking to you, how can you turn a deaf ear like this?" If you can't make it, you can reply to it! ”
Tang Seng woke up suddenly, and shouted back Zhu Bajie: "You evil animal!" We are monastics, so how can we pay attention to riches and beauty? What a reason! ”
The woman laughed and said, "Poor! Wretched! MonksWhat's in for you? ”
Tang Seng: "Female Bodhisattva,in the familyWhat's in it for you? ”
Wear new clothes all year round, and there are delicacies at four times and eight festivals. Lined with brocade and silk flowers candle night, it is stronger than the monks who are on the road. ”
Tang Seng said: "Female Bodhisattva, it is good for you to enjoy glory and wealth at home and reunite your children, but I don't know that if I am a monk, I am determined to be clear only for the road of merit and fruit, and when I return to my hometown, it is not better than greedy for pleasure at home, and I only have a stinky skin left when I am old?" ”
As before, the lyrics are sung, and there are changes.
The woman was furious: "You monk is rude! If I hadn't seen you come from the east, I would have driven you out. I really wanted to recruit my family daughter to you, but you turned around and slandered you? Even if you take the vows and vow never to return to the world, how do you think that one of your subordinates will be recruited? ”
Tang Seng saw that she was angry, so he had to humbly say:Wukong, you can stay here
Monkey King: ".I didn't know what to do since I was a child, so it's better for Bajie to be here.
Zhu Bajie: "Brother, aren't you framing me?" Let's discuss it again
Tang Seng: "Since the two of them are unwilling, then Wujing should stay here." ”
Sha Seng: "*This is what I said,** persuaded by the Bodhisattva, received the ordination, inherited the teachings and followed the ** West Heaven to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures, this is only two months, and I have never entered half of the fruit, how dare I covet such wealth!" **I'd rather die than go to the West Heaven, never dare to stay here! ”
Seeing that the four masters and apprentices refused, the woman was so angry that she turned back to the screen and closed the small door with a "bang".
The four masters and apprentices were left in the hall, there was no tea and dinner, Zhu Bajie was anxious, and complained: "* I can't do things, and I will die of talking." You agreed vaguely, coax some fasting to eat, have a happy night tonight, and it's up to us to decide whether to leave or stay tomorrow. It's better now, leave us here behind closed doors, clean the ashes and cold stoves, how will you spend this night? ”
Sha Seng: "Second brother, it's better for you to stay at her house and be a son-in-law." ”
Zhu Bajie: "Brother, don't laugh, and then discuss and discuss." ”
Sun Wukong: "What else are you discussing?" If you are willing, let ** be a family with that woman, and you will be a son-in-law who is inverted. Her family is well-off, and she will definitely post the bride price upside down and prepare a family feast. You are still a vulgar wife, and we will be used to it, but it is not the best of both worlds? ”
Zhu Bajie: "This is true! It's just that I'm vulgar and vulgar, and I stop my wife and marry again, isn't it good? ”
Sha Seng: "The second brother originally had a sister-in-law?" ”
Sun Wukong: "You don't know, he was originally the son-in-law of Gao Taigong of Gao Lao Zhuang of Wusi Tibetan State, only because he was surrendered by Lao Sun, and he had received the Bodhisattva vows, so he had no choice but to abandon his ex-wife and worship the Buddha with ** Xitian. Idiot, you can stay and be a son-in-law, just give your grandson a more bow, and your grandson will not report you. ”
Nonsense! Nonsense! Everyone has this heart, but they only laugh at the old pig. As the saying goes'The monks are all hungry ghostsWho wouldn't want such a good thing? You are so twisting and kneading to do good things into bad things, now no one adds tea and dinner, no one cares about the lights, let's just stay up all night, but the white horse will have to carry people to walk tomorrow, if you are hungry all night, won't you have to peel the skin! You sit, and the old pig goes and grazes the horses. Zhu Bajie hurriedly untied the reins and pulled the white horse out of the house.
Sun Wukong: "Sha Seng, you sit with **, Lao Sun goes out with him to see him put the horse on **." ”
Tang Seng: "Wukong, look at it, and don't taunt him again." ”
I know. Sun Wukong turned into a red dragonfly and flew out and followed behind Zhu Bajie.
Zhu Bajie took the white horse and spun around, and he was not allowed to eat the forage when he saw it, so he came to the back door and saw the woman playing with her three daughters to enjoy the chrysanthemums.
When the three daughters saw Zhu Bajie, they hurriedly hid, leaving only the woman standing by the door and asking, "Little Elder is going to **?" ”
Zhu Bajie threw the reins and stepped forward to salute: ".Mother, I'll herd the horses.
Woman: "You are confused, being a son-in-law in my house, but you are not better than being a footman to go west?" ”
Zhu Bajie said with a smile: "They obeyed the will of the Tang King, and they didn't dare to disobey the king's order, so they all urged me in the front hall, but I was a little embarrassed and hesitant, worried that my mother would dislike me with a long mouth and big ears." ”
I don't dislike it, I just want to recruit a man to be the master of the house, but I'm afraid that the little girl is a little ugly. ”
Mother, you persuade Ai Mo to be so picky, it seems that Tang Seng is handsome, but in fact, it is useless, I am ugly, hoe the field without cattle, no rain can ask for rain, no wind will call the wind, I am very good at the short parents. ”
Since you can do housework, I will go to discuss with you again, and I will recruit you after making sense. ”
There is no need to discuss, he is not my biological parents, I can call the shots. ”
That's it! That's it! I'll talk to the little girl first. ”
When Zhu Bajie saw the woman turn in, he no longer let go of the horse, and led him back to the front yard.
Sun Wukong returned to Tang Seng one step ahead of him: "* Wu Neng has come back with the horse." ”
Tang Seng didn't know what he meant: "If the horse hadn't been led, I'm afraid he would have run away a long time ago." ”
Sun Wukong smiled and told Zhu Bajie and the woman from beginning to end, Tang Seng was skeptical.
After a while, Zhu Bajie led the horse back and tied the reins.
Tang Seng asked: "Have you finished letting go of the horse?" ”
There's no good grass here, there's nowhere to put the horses. ”
Sun Wukong: "Nowhere to put the horse?" Is there a place to lead the horse? ”
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he knew that the news had been leaked, so he frowned and did not answer.
After a while, the door creaked open, and the woman led her three daughters in two pairs of red lanterns to salute the crowd.
The three daughters are all slim and elegant, half ashamed and half smiling, and they are exquisite, it is trueThe nine-day fairy descended from the sky, and Chang'e came out of the cold in the moon.
Tang Seng folded his palms and bowed his head and didn't look, Sun Wukong pretended not to look, Sha Seng turned around and didn't look, only Zhu Bajie didn't take his eyes off, his lustful heart was disordered, and he twisted and whispered: "There is a labor fairy who has come down to earth, mother, please go to my sisters." ”
The three daughters turned to the screen, leaving a pair of red gauze lamps, and the woman said, "Four elders, can you discuss which one will be left to marry my little girl?" ”
Sha Seng: "We have discussed, and the one surnamed Pig will stay behind." ”
Zhu Bajie: "Brother, don't tease me, let's discuss and discuss." ”
Sun Wukong: "What else are you discussing?" You've already said at the back door that you've got it right, and you're all called 'mother', so what's there to discuss? **To be a man's family, this mother-in-law is a woman's family, the grandson is a parent, Sha Seng is a matchmaker, and you don't have to read through the book, today is the auspicious day of heaven, you come to worship**, go in and be a son-in-law. ”
Can't make it! Can't make it! How to do this! ”
Sun Wukong: "Idiot, don't hide it!" I don't know how many times the 'mother' in your mouth has been called, and what can't be done? You quickly agreed, and it is a good thing to take us to eat some joyful wine. As he spoke, he grabbed Zhu Bajie with one hand, grabbed the woman with the other and said, "Mother-in-law, take your son-in-law in!" ”
Zhu Bajie hesitated to advance and retreat, and wanted to go to the inner room.
The woman called the boy: "Spread the table and stool to prepare the meal, and take care of the three in-laws, I will take it."Brother-in-lawGo to the room. ”
A few boysKudingprepared a fast for the three Tang monks, and after the meal, arranged for the three to rest in the guest seat (庖páo 丁: 庖: cook. A chef named Ding, which refers to the chef in the text).
Zhu Bajie followed his mother-in-law to the back room, and he didn't know how many rooms he had walked through layer by layer, stumbling and only caring about crossing the threshold, Zhu Bajie said: "Mother, you go slowly, I'm not familiar with the road." ”
These are warehouses, storehouses, mills. ”
Zhu Bajie said: "What a big family." As he spoke, he didn't stop, but walked around the bush for a while and came to the inner room.
The woman said: "Son-in-law, your senior brother said that today is an auspicious day for heaven, so I will recruit you in, and I have not invited a feng shui gentleman in a hurry, and I have never visited the church to spread a tent, you can worship eight times (sprinkle a tent: after worshipping the church, the woman sprinkles red thread candy to the bride and groom, etc., which is considered a hole room). ”
That's what my mother said! Please sit down, and when I bow a few times, you should worship the church and thank your relatives, and it will save you two birds with one stone. ”
That's it! That's it! Sure enough, it's a son-in-law who is a good officer, I'm sitting, you worship! ”
Zhu Bajie bowed up a few times and asked, "Mother, which sister do you give me?" ”
It's this matter that is a little difficult, I put the eldest daughter with you, I'm afraid that the second daughter will blame, the second daughter with you and I'm afraid that the third daughter will blame, and the third daughter will match you and I'm afraid that the eldest daughter will blame, I can't decide after thinking about it. ”
Mother, since you're afraid that your sisters will fight, why don't you give it to me! The noisy quarrel of the province has disrupted the family law.
Outrageous! Can you take my three daughters alone? ”
Mother said this! What man doesn't have three wives and four concubines? Even if there are a few more, your son-in-law will be able to laugh at it! When I was young, I also learned a way to survive the war, and I made them happy to serve them.
Not good! Not good! I have a handkerchief here, and you put it on your head to cover your face and get married, and my daughter walks past you, and you will match it with whatever you want. ”
Zhu Bajie took the handkerchief and put it on his head as he said, and said, "Mother, please come out!" ”
The woman called out to the inner room: "Really true, ** pity, they all come out to marry the sky, and they are worthy of your son-in-law." ”
Zhu Bajie couldn't see it with his head covered, but he could hear the ringing bell ringing non-stop, and the fragrance of the blue musk musk floated by, as if there was a fairy walking by, so he reached out to catch people, but the left side hugged the house pillar, and the right side hit the wall panel, and stumbled and never caught a person. But after a while, Zhu Bajie hit his nose and swollen face, panted and sat on the ground and shouted: "Mother, your daughter is slippery and tight, I can't get any of it, what should I do?" ”
The woman stepped forward to remove the hijab from Zhu Bajie: "Son-in-law, it's not my daughter who is obedient, they are humble to each other, and no one will recruit you." ”
Mother, since they refuse to recruit meThen you will recruit me!
Good son-in-law, such a big and no small, even the mother-in-law wants it! My three daughters are ingenious, and one of them knits a pearl-inlaid brocade undershirt, and if you wear whichever one you wear, you will be recruited. ”
Good! Good! Good! Bring all three of them to me to wear, and if you can wear them all, you can recruit them all!
The woman turned into the room and only took out one piece, Zhu Bajie took off his blue brocade gown and put his undershirt on his body, and fell to the ground with a "bang" before he could tie the belt. It turned out that the undershirt turned into several ropes to tie Zhu Bajie firmly, and the woman and daughters were long gone.
The next day, the three Tang monks woke up and opened their eyes**, there were some tall buildings carved beams and paintings, and they all slept in the pine forest.
Tang Seng hurriedly called, and Sha Seng said: "Brother, that's it!" That's it! We've got a ghost! ”
Sun Wukong understood in his heart, but he asked knowingly: "What do you say?" ”
Do you see we sleep in **?
We can still live happily in this pine forest, I don't know where that idiot will suffer! ”
Tang Seng was puzzled: "Why did you suffer?" ”
Sun: "Yesterday, this family didn't know that it was the Bodhisattva who manifested here, and I thought it was in the middle of the night that I left, but I suffered the eight precepts in vain. ”
When Tang Seng heard this, he hurriedly clasped his palms and bowed, and turned his head to see a simple post hanging on the ancient cypress behind him. Sha Seng went to fetch it and handed it to Tang Seng **, it turned out to be eight verses of praise:
Li Shan's motherNot Sifan,South Sea BodhisattvaPlease go down the mountain.
Fugen ManjushriThey are all guests, turning into beautiful women in the forest.
The holy monks are still vulgar, and the eight precepts are even more ordinary.
From now on, meditation must be changed, if you are sluggish, the road is difficult!
Prostration: As explained last time, it is the highest ritual of Buddhism, and if you read it daily, it can be understood as "throwing yourself to the ground".
Songzi: A eulogy or a song in Buddhism.
The four mothers and daughters are Lishan's mother (mother), Guanyin Bodhisattva, Fuxian Bodhisattva, and Manjushri Bodhisattva. The other three should be familiar to everyone, and the old mother of Lishan belongs to the mythological characters of ancient China, also known as the old mother of Lishan, and its legend is more complicated: first of all, Lishan is in Lintong, Xi'an, in modern times, and Nuwa once had a residence in Lishan, called "Lishan Old Mother Palace"; Qin and Zhao's ancestor Rong Xuxuan was the husband of Li Shan's mother; Qin Shi Huang You Lishan once molested Li Shan's mother. Zhong Wuyan, Fan Lihua, Liu Jinding, Mu Guiying, Bai Suzhen, Zhu Yingtai and other people from different dynasties have worshiped Lishan's mother as a teacher. The heroine of Li Bai's "iron pestle grinding into a needle" is Li Shan's mother. In the Yuan Dynasty version of "Journey to the West", Li Shan's mother is the eldest sister of Sun Wukong.
Well, so many titles! Li Shan's old mother's friendship cameo is enough!
The three Tang monks were looking at the eulogy, and they heard someone shouting in the depths of the pine forest: "* Torture me!" Help me! Don't dare next time! ”
Tang Seng: "Wukong, is the one who shouted Bajie?" ”
Sha Seng: "Exactly. ”
Sun Wukong: "Brother, ignore it, let's go!" ”
Tang Seng: "Although that nerd is a little stupid, but he is also honest and honest, and he has some strength to pick up the luggage, for the sake of the Bodhisattva's thought that day, let's save him and take him with us!" It is expected that he will never dare again in the future. ”
Sha Seng put away the cover, sorted out the burden, Sun Wukong untied the reins, and led Tang Seng to go to the depths of the pine forest to see.
Chapter 23, end.
*Which one of today's people is not ruined by the true ** pity, don't laugh at the old pig alone. - Li Zhuowu.
* People laugh at the three daughters of the old pig who can't marry, but he is stretched all night, I don't know if he marries, he doesn't know what to do. Think about it, is there a person in the world who is not in the tension? - Li Zhuowu.