Coming to the gate of Gao Taigong's mansion, Gao Cai said: "The two elders will rest on the horse platform for a while, and I will go in and report to the master." With that, he turned around and entered the mansion of the High Prince. Tang monks and apprentices dismount and wait in front of the door (Matai: a stone platform built by rich and noble families at the door in ancient times for getting on and off the horse).
Gao Cai went to the main hall and just happened to bump into Gao Taigong. Mrs. Gao scolded head-on: "You brute! If you don't go out to look for someone, why do you come back? ”
Gao Cai put down his luggage and said, "Report to the master, the villain ran into two monks at the entrance of the street, one riding a horse and the other carrying a burden." The burden-bearer grabbed me and asked me to go to **, but I didn't tell him, but he pestered me and didn't let go, so I talked about the difficulties in the master's house. He was overjoyed to hear this, and wanted to come to the door to help us subdue the monsters. ”
Is it a monk from **? ”
He said that it was the royal brother and holy monk sent by Dongtu to go to the west to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures. ”
Since he is a monk from afar, I am afraid that he really has some ability. Where is he now? ”
Wait outside the house. ”
Mrs. Gao hurriedly changed his clothes, called Gao Cai to go out together, and shouted, "Elder." ”
When Tang Seng heard this, he turned around to see Gao Taigong wearing a black silk scarf, wearing a green onion and white Shu brocade robe, stepping on a pair of brown rice leather calf boots, tying a black and green silk silk, and greeted each other with a smile: "Two elders, polite." ”
Tang Seng returned the salute, but Sun Wukong stood still. Gao Taigong saw Sun WukongUgly appearance, so he didn't dare to make a fool of Sun Wukong.
How did you know that Sun Wukong deliberately asked: "Why don't you salute Lao Sun?" ”
Gao Taigong was a little scared in his heart, and scolded Gao Cai in a low voice: "You little guy is not harming me? There is an ugly son-in-law at home who can't leave, why did he attract a Lei Gong? ”
Sun Wukong smiled: "Lao Gao, you are so old, but you still don't understand the reason!" If you judge people by their appearance, you are very wrong! My old grandson is ugly, but he has real skills, he captured monsters for your family, caught ghosts, took your son-in-law, and returned your daughter, which is a good thing, why should I be rude to my appearance? ”
Gao Taigong trembled and responded: "Please come in!" Come in! ”
Sun Wukong took the white horse, ordered Gao Cai to pick up the luggage, and led Tang Seng into the house. He didn't ask Gao Taigong, he tied the white horse to the hall pillar, pulled a lacquered chair and asked Tang Seng to sit down, and pulled another handful, and sat next to Tang Seng himself.
Mrs. Gao said fairly: "This little elder isFamily Arms(Jiahuai: You're welcome, don't see outside). ”
Sun Wukong smiled: "If you keep me for half a year, you won't see outside." ”
A few people sat down, and Mrs. Gao asked: "Listen when it's appropriate."Small priceSay, the two elders came from the East (小財: 小介, a humble name for their own servants)? ”
Tang Seng: "Exactly. The poor monk was ordered to go to the west to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures, passing by Baozhuang, spending a night, and leaving tomorrow morning. ”
The two of you were staying overnight? But how can you say that you can take monsters? ”
Sun Wukong: "Naturally, it's a nightstay, and by the way, I will play with a few monsters." How many yokai are there in the house? ”
Gao Taigong exclaimed: "Oh my God! Only this one monster son-in-law has tortured the old decay enough! ”
Tell me all about the monster's beginnings and methods, and I will take it for you. ”
There have never been any ghosts and demons in our village since ancient times. It's just that he is old and unlucky, he has never had children, and only three daughters were born, the eldest one is called Xianglan, the second is called Yulan, and the third is called Cuilan. The eldest and second have been with the Zhuang family since childhood, only the third, and I was expecting to recruit a door-to-door son-in-law to live with me, support the door for the elderly, and do the work as an errand. Three years ago, there was a man who looked exquisite, saying that he was a person from Fuling Mountain, surnamed Pig, without parents and brothers, and was willing to be a son-in-law with someone. When I saw that he had no roots or shackles, I called him. At first, he was also diligent when he entered the door, and he did not use oxen to plough the fields, nor did he use knives and sticks to harvest the fields, and it was not bad to go early and return late. There's only one thing, he's going to change his face. ”
Sun Wukong: "What's the change?" ”
The monster was a fat man when he first arrived, but then he became a long-mouthed, big-eared nerd, with a mane on the back of his head, a rough body, and a head and face like a pig. The amount of food is also large, you have to eat three or five buckets of rice at a meal, and you have to have 100 baked cakes in the morning. LuckilyEat vegetarian fasting only, If you eat meat and wine again, I am afraid that the old and decayed field and family business will not be able to support it for half a year (a liter of rice now weighs 1.).25 pounds, ten liters is a bucket 125 catties, a meal of three or five buckets is 40 60 catties of rice. Well. No less, indeed; Gao Taigong was the first to call Zhu Bajie a "nerd").
Tang Seng: ".Just because he does more, he eats more
Eating is still a small matter. Now he knows how to do spells again, flying sand and stones, clouds and fog, and scaring my family even from the neighbors. The monster even locked the little girl Cuilan in the back house, and she didn't see each other for half a year, and she didn't know whether she was alive or dead. So ask a mage to get him back! Subside! ”
Sun Wukong: "What's so difficult about this? Lao Er, don't worry, I will take him tonight, write a resignation document with you, and return your daughter, how about it? ”
Mrs. Gao was overjoyed: "I recruited him, how much reputation I have ruined, and how many relatives have been neglected from me." But what paperwork do you need to hold him? Trouble with me to get rid of the roots! ”
Monkey King: "Easy! Easy! See at night. ”