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Mondo History Updated on 2024-02-29

Friend, have you ever caught the magic of Palu?

It's that incredible creature that exists not only in the sky and the sea, but also on the land. There are many more of them. These magical creatures possess a variety of abilities, some can shoot fire, some can control water, some can emit electric waves, and some can produce frost. Their power is so varied that it ...... amazing

However, these magical palu are not just symbols of strength, they are also ...... of affectionWell, forget it, in fact, most of them are the icons in the terminal, the workers on the assembly line, very few can have the opportunity to grow with you, fight together, and establish emotional communication bonds, let's ......

Yes, that's right, this is the ultimate stitching monster of the recent fire - of course, you can choose to hold high the banner of justice and accuse and despise everything it represents, but you can't deny that this is an interesting stitching monster, a hot stitching monster, the most attractive stitching monster at the beginning of 2024, at least for now, just an early access has attracted tens of thousands of casual survivors, electronic cute pet control, cyber builders, **Mendel, black-hearted capitalists, humanoid egg thieves, is called a capitalist but is essentially a Liver Emperor game worker, and Ang ......wants to "deepen the bond" with Palu.,Sexual fetish lonely brave.。

In fact, there is no fuss, after all, friends who are familiar with our show know that we have always respected the diversity of sexual fetishes; What's more, you see that this is a dark witch cat and a lily queen, and at first glance, it is a perfect inheritance of Shanaiduo's will, and naturally she has also inherited her status in a certain *** that is not convenient to mention; But I really don't understand, why everyone wants, the real one out of the circle will be such a little guy:

Whirling weasel, the ice dragon dual-attribute magical Palu. It curls up and spins at a rapid pace. In the past, tamed whirlpools were grazed with bags of milk to use their rotational power to make butter ......It doesn't seem to have unlocked any radical new gameplay?! Why ......

Okay, they all say that everything must have a reason, right?

Then I think since everyone's desire for second creation is so strong, it should be enough to show that there is really an old brother behind the massive followers and mouth hi......There may be similar thoughts. Really, it's not a big deal, even from a purely academic point of view, humans occasionally have some not-so-good ideas about beasts, although a bit of a public dismissive, but it's not completely incomprehensible. It's just too long and boring to say, not to mention that even a glance at it will realize that Palu's situation is completely different from this.

First of all, you will find that the material of this Palu is not only different from the traditional fluffy "Furui", nor the scales and loved by the "Third Brother" next door, and the color is bright, the image is cute, and there is no peculiar smell (you can't smell it anyway), so compared to the beasts all over the continent, this Palu is more like some kind of distant view - if Yiwu gives strength that believes that the future can also be played with handicrafts, or the appearance of an aesthetic symbol in the cyber world, it is some kind of abstract concept, At most, it is some kind of possible artifact, not some specific creature. Therefore, in a way, the so-called "and Palu Zhuoai" is more like reaching a climax with the help of some kind of toy, which is not encouraged but never interfered with in today's society.

What's more, in getting along with the whirlwind day and night, you will find that this guy is not only ** smooth, beautiful and cute, but also very flexible, and the flexibility is outrageous, and it looks soft and delicate when it is rolled into fritters and shrunk into a flower roll for a while, and the visual texture is so good that tears flow down the corners of the mouth without fighting, which is ...... to useAt least the comfort seems to be guaranteed.

Secondly, we have to admit that the aesthetic design of this little guy is also very thoughtful: there is no heroic and domineering spirit of Yanhai Shuanglong in terms of body type, and there is no compelling spirit of thunder and fire birds in temperament. On the contrary, this little guy's can even be simplified into countless round balls connected to each other, although it is also expensive as a boss, but it does not emphasize the benefits of the minions, nor does it show the strength of the muscles and bones, and even looks smaller than other bosses, which is very in line with the identity and status of the boss that players need to face in theory - considering that many players may use the "** double teeth" to try their hand at the knife, this kind of cute relief is even more valuable;

Not only that, considering that the Whirling Weasel is not only the player's first boss to defeat, but also the first powerful character that most players subdue, and even an unconventional mount, and then accompanying the player for a long time, this mellow cuteness can also affect the player's cognition to some extent, and they are more and more willing to regard it as a partner and friend who grows together rather than some abstract combat power or tool in a large number of cute interactions, thus to some extent to get rid of the tragic fate that is almost shared by teammates in the early stage- Even if it grows up to be difficult to use the high-intensity combat in the late game, you are definitely willing to take such a cute creature with you, after all, "cuteness is justice" also applies to the world of Palu!

Last but not least, this little guy has an expression!

Don't underestimate this setting! It's definitely the finishing touch!

With facial expressions, especially these obvious and exaggerated facial expressions that accurately express the state of mind, combined with equally obvious body language and clear behavior, this little guy has a magic weapon that can communicate with the player accurately:

When he is curious, he opens his eyes wide and leans forward, concentrates on it, and occasionally shakes his ears to sell a little cute;

When he was happy, he bent his eyes slightly, and the corners of his mouth rose, and he held his little hands, and his ears trembled into a light blue flower;

When you are busy, it will definitely come over and help, and before the work is done, before you are happy, it will bloom like a flower;

When you are idle, it will entertain itself, be contented, make you happy intentionally or unintentionally, and enjoy it yourself......

There are also times when you are sad, when you are hungry, when you are under pressure at work, and when you are ......It may be hard to see the subtle difference between these negative emotions on its face, but you know that when you see it like this, you should open the interface and see if there's something wrong with it......

Friends, what is a voice to respond, which is called everything to be explained, this is full of blue and white emotional value!

Not only that, this little guy is not impatient, not impatient, not troublesome, emotionally stable enough to be happy, sad to lie flat, you can solve its needs will continue to be happy, if you can't solve it, at most it will be more depressed, neither shake the face of yin and yang, nor just sulk for you to figure it out, and it is really easy and happy to get along with it without burden, not to mention that it looks so cute......

And at this point, it is not difficult for us to see that, at least from this point of view, your XP is still a normal friend!

After all, in essence, there is no difference between this whirlwind and the two-dimensional cute girl, what you like is still a girl, the kind of cute and gentle, soft and warm girl, the kind of girl who is ingenious and knows her lover, and the kind of girl who is emotionally stable, happy and happy......In short, what you like is a collection of abstract beautiful characteristics of girls, and it is destined that it will be difficult for you to enjoy the gentleness and cuteness of the whirlwind in the real world.

Have times changed?

Maybe, after all, although such a beautiful existence has been rare since ancient times, after all, it is only in the past few years that those voices have become more and more arrogant, denouncing this beautiful appeal as just wishful thinking;

So do we need to keep up with the times and change our ways?

Considering that from ancient times to the present, there are countless strange XPs behind the similarities, we really don't have to, and it turns out that we can't completely suppress some of the demands that come from instinct; But let's consider the current state of society......Choosing to plunge into the warm and soft embrace of the Weasel may already be the best choice after weighing the pros and cons: it is true that the Weasel cannot replace the real girl to give you spiritual and physical comfort, but at least it can help you avoid inexplicable wealth, avoid unwarranted disasters, avoid the day-long feeding, avoid the souvenirs that are taken for granted, avoid the self-righteous bamboo basket for nothing, and be despised by friends behind the back of their ...... pure licking dogsEven a pool of stagnant water or chickens and dogs jumping after a fluke success, at least after being humiliated by many relatives, behind the slight fluorescence of the computer screen, there is this little guy, who will not abandon him, will not betray, will not throw all his troubles to you in one go, and will always entertain himself and want to make you happy.

So, who can not love such a perfect whirlpool? What's so bad about falling in love with a whirlpool? Love, rest assured to love boldly!

Perhaps in this cold society where materialism is rampant, only the Palu can bring you a trace of warmth.

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