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CannonWang Lao Yang
Lao Yang is a legend in Room 201 and even the Chinese Department, handsome, domineering, explosive, instantly unmatched, has a natural centripetal force, and is the opinion leader of 201. Of course, as the king of artillery, the most coveted thing for the brothers is that after Lao Yang made a bet with us, he created a brilliant record of winning a girl in only three days.
When I was in class, there was a quiet girl named Yao Mengna in the next row, who was small and delicate.
Haining pouted in the direction of Yao Mengna: "Old Yang, old Yang, up." ”
Lao Yang bowed down and ran forward, pulled the girl's sleeve, and shook his eyebrows at the girl.
The girl glared and flicked off her sleeves: "Neurosis, you." ”
A few of us sat in the back and asked Lao Yang if he could take it.
Haining: "If you take it, I'll pay for the opening of the house." ”
Me: "I took it, I'll pay for the set." ”
Lao Yang stared at us with blazing eyes: "This is true, I promise to take it in three days, it will be a man with a hammer hanging in the crotch of his pants, and he will not regret it then." ”
Haining: "It's all men, depending on what you say, it depends on your ability." ”
Everyone should be joking, and forget when they are done. On the third day, we had New Year's Day in the 2nd class of Hanjiao and chartered a dance hall for a carnival. After playing for a while, everyone's emotions were mobilized, and the atmosphere gradually improved. At this time, Haining pointed us to the door of the ballroom. It's Yao Mengna, and Lao Yang is going forward. The carnival ended, at 11 o'clock, everyone walked to school, the classmates all returned to school, and we 201 people were hanging in the back, in front of Lao Yang and Yao Mengna pushing a pink bicycle. Yao Mengna, a native of this city, does not live in school. A few of us followed and watched the two of us enter the small inn in the alley.
The next day, Lao Yang came back and said, "Damn, the pants I'm wearing are **, I can't stand it." Ma Haining, 50 yuan. "The brothers were amazed.
Ma Haining didn't smile: "You are cool, let me pay for the house?" How can there be such a truth in the world, and the reputation of Lao Ma I will be ruined. ”
Me: "If it's cool, it's quiet, the whole world wants to shout, Lao Yang will damage your title of cannon king." ”
Lao Yang laughed angrily: "You bastards who don't believe in your words. ”
Lao Yang's girlfriend is called Meng Tingting, Lao Yang said: "At first, I thought that this girl could just hook up and have fun, who the fuck knows that she can't sleep out of feelings, and she can't do without it." "In the dormitory, I got closer to Lao Yang, and Lao Yang and I talked a lot. Yao Xiaoting used to be a bad girl, after he and Meng got married, once he surfed the Internet in an Internet café, one of the male classmates of Meng's group of high school graduates who mixed in the provincial city added him QQ and scolded him: "Meng Tingting, I slept early, ** picked up Lao Tzu and slept well, give me care, I will come to unload your legs sooner or later." Lao Yang trembled with anger and scolded the other party. He and Meng are in the same preparatory class, and during the winter vacation, Lao Yang misses his girlfriend, rides a motorcycle to Meng Tingting's house hundreds of miles away to find Meng Tingting's house in the cold winter, and freezes into a dog at his girlfriend's house. Meng is a single parent, and his parents left early. Lao Yang said: "Can you understand my state of mind at that time? ”
There was a period of time when Lao Yang and his girlfriend broke up, just on the weekend, I was also in a low mood during that time, I went to Lao Longtan with Lao Yang to play, I said: "Lao Yang, let's two men scatter our hearts, don't call women." ”
As a result, when he got to the place, Lao Yang contacted his godsister Wu Cong near the scenic spot. A very cute girl, just graduated from a secondary school and is doing an internship in a middle school. I heard that the principal was sitting at the back of the classroom listening to her lesson, and the little girl happened to be in geography class, and there was a globe on the desk, so she asked, "Students, what is there in the classroom today?" The children in the first year of junior high school replied in a long voice: "Principal." The little girl oh a little panicked: Is the principal a thing? Student answers: The principal is not a thing. The headmaster threw out the black lines on his face. The schools are all bungalows, and for water, manpower is needed to fetch water from the campus wells. In winter, it's cold, and the water from the bucket creates an icy path. The principal was old, carrying a bucket to the dormitory, accidentally slipped and fell on all fours, Wu Cong, who was also fetching water, laughed and threw the bucket and slapped his thigh.
This old Yang, I sighed secretly. In the evening, I, Lao Yang, Wu Cong, and Wu Cong, a particularly beautiful female classmate, drank in a small town bar, drank too much, and opened a room. Lao Yang went to the toilet, I felt embarrassed, lying on the bed and pretending to be drunk. Female classmate: "Wu Cong, you like your godbrother so much, seize the opportunity tonight, don't let go of your godbrother." I'll share a bed with that person for a while, and that person is reliable, right? Wu Cong: "That person is fine, I'm familiar with it." Turn off the lights, the moonlight shines in through the window, Wu Cong's hands move around under the quilt, and he hears Lao Yang shouting in a low voice: "Wu Cong, no, don't mess around, sleep." After a while, Wu Cong's even breathing was heard.
I was also a little sleepy, and after a while, I felt that someone was filming me, it was Lao Yang. I had to lie down on the opposite bed. Under the moonlight, Lao Yang tiptoed and crawled**, lying next to the female classmate. The two beds are half a meter apart in between, and the moonlight is particularly bright. I saw Lao Yang's hand run down the skirt and go through the thigh. The female classmate closed her eyes and remained motionless, not knowing whether she was asleep or pretending. A few minutes later, the female classmate opened her eyes, we looked at each other, and there was silence for three seconds, and the female classmate opened Lao Yang's hand. After half a year, a female classmate called me ** and asked Lao Yang's mobile phone number, and I told him. After chatting a few days later, Lao Yang said: "Oh, that girl didn't leave at night, she insisted on staying, so she had to leave her girlfriend and stay outside for one night, she was too thin." ”
Since Lao Yang rented a house outside, Lao Yang bought a bicycle and basically did not go back to the dormitory in his junior year. Several times my girlfriend couldn't find Lao Yang, but found that the bicycle was outside the bar, and when I went in, Lao Yang was flirting with other girls, turned around and left, went back to the rental house to fight for a few days, and reconciled. The same plot replays in a few days.
On May Day of my junior year, I didn't go home and lay alone in the dormitory. Meng Tingting called ** and said that the key lock was rented. I had to go to the rental room with her and climb the window to help open the door. At 11:40 at night, Lao Yang hit **, I was surprised, so late Lao Yang took the initiative to hit **, was there anything to do, and hung up after chatting a few words. A few days later, when he talked to Meng about this, Meng said, "Lao Yang doesn't worry about us. "I remembered that the school gate closed at 11:30, and Lao Yang hit the dormitory at 40 minutes, everything is clear. I was drunk and cried that night, and I had always valued brotherhood, and this suspicion hurt me badly. Moreover, Lao Yang's domineering has always been the object I hope I will learn to emulate. Since childhood, I have especially admired the kind of domineering boys.
It's okay to joke with Lao Yang, but if you pat his waist, you will inevitably turn your face. Since his freshman year, Lao Yang has been taking Liuwei Dihuang Pills, and several times Lao Yang opened the medicine bottle in confusion: "Is someone stealing my Liuwei Dihuang Pill?" We said, "Except for you, we are all as strong as oxen." "After a few days, the big nosebleed spurted wildly, and the big one was scared. We gathered in the dormitory to analyze the reason, and the big one couldn't stand the pressure and admitted that he secretly ate a little bit of Lao Yang's Liuwei Dihuang Pill every day.
Lao Yang scolded: "* I don't have a girlfriend, why do you eat this?" "A dormitory person looked at the big one and couldn't figure it out. Looking at this so-called expert who digs the foot of the wall, it's like watching a monster.
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