Title: The husband suffers from an illness and dies with a happy table

Mondo Culture Updated on 2024-02-01

Title: The husband suffers from an illness and dies with a happy table

My husband suffers from a peculiar disease, which is very weak whenever he goes to labor, but when he eats the disease miraculously disappears, especially when he eats meat, and he is happier than anyone else.

The other day, I had a fever and my temperature reached 388 degrees, and then my husband said I was faking my illness.

I was very sad at the time, but I didn't argue with him.

I had a fever for a day and the fever went away, but the next day, the child also started to have a fever, and the child also had a fever for a day.

When I had a fever, my whole body ached, I had no strength, and I had a terrible cough.

At the time, I had probably guessed the problem.

I thought: since my child and I both have fevers, my husband will definitely not be able to escape.

Sure enough, the day before yesterday, my husband started coughing, and yesterday he had a fever again.

But when he has a fever, he can still lie down and play games, so I don't think his illness is very serious.

Because when I had a fever the other day, I had no interest in playing with my phone at all.

In contrast, I think my husband is just a transitional object.

Yesterday, my husband had a fever and coughed incessantly.

Today, he called in sick for a day, but instead of resting at home, he played games all day.

He didn't look like a sick person at all.

My husband is home all day, and I bought a new bed today, and I have to tear down the old bed and clean it.

I asked my husband to help with the work, but he said that he had no strength, and his exact words were: "Alas, I have a fever, and I don't have any strength at all." ”

When he said that, I thought it was funny because he said he didn't have any strength at all, but I saw that he was still quite strong when he played the game.

Today, I asked him to help dismantle the bed, but he refused, saying that he had no strength; asked him to dry his clothes, but he still said that he had no strength; asked him to brush the rice cooker to cook rice, but he still said that he had no strength.

Except for the strength when playing games, my husband is soft at other times.

Today I stayed at home until the afternoon before going out, and when I stayed home, I saw my husband cooking a big bowl full of egg rice.

I asked him, "Aren't you sick?" Can you still eat so much? He gave me a blank look and didn't answer.

At five o'clock in the afternoon I went out to pick up my kids from school.

After picking up the child, I asked him what he wanted to eat tonight, and the child said that he wanted to eat pig ears.

So, I took my children to buy vegetables and bought pig ears for 22 yuan, so I didn't have to buy vegetables anymore because I still had potatoes at home.

I'm going to make pork ears and fried potatoes tonight.

When I got home with my kids, I found my husband still lying on the couch playing games, and he didn't look like a sick person at all.

But he also insisted that he had a fever, which made me think he was faking his illness more likely.

Originally, I wanted to cook right away when I got home, but the child said that he was not hungry yet, so I planned to mop the floor first and then cook.

In the beginning, I cleaned the floor well, but when I got to my husband's place and saw him lying there playing games while I was working here, I felt very unbalanced.

I asked him to brush the pot and cook, but he replied, "I have a fever and can't touch cold water." ”

I don't know if he really had a fever, but I don't think he did.

Because he didn't take his temperature, and he was in very good spirits, he didn't look like a fever person at all.

Although others said that he had a fever, I was embarrassed to force him to cook.

So, when I finished beating the ground, I had to brush the pot and cook the rice by myself.

I was going to eat two dishes tonight, but I still have leftover corn from yesterday in the fridge, plus leftovers, so that's three dishes tonight.

I started cooking at seven o'clock, because only the shredded potatoes needed to be fried, and the leftovers only needed to be heated, while the pig's ears did not need to be heated, and the meal was served before half past seven.

Just as I was serving the food, I didn't have time to wash the pot, and when my husband saw the food on the table, he immediately put down his phone and went to get the bowl of rice, and I looked at him and thought, "Are you really sick?" How did he serve the meal so quickly? "After I finished washing the pot, my husband had already sat down to eat, I served him fried corn, but he only ate pig ears, occasionally sandwiched some shredded potatoes, seeing him like this, I was a little angry, because I didn't buy much pig ears, I thought he couldn't eat too much when he was sick, I mainly prepared it for children.

But I didn't expect my husband to eat so much, one chopstick after another.

He ate the pig's ears with relish, and then I remembered that I didn't take pictures of the pig's ears, and then I went to take pictures with my phone, and when he saw me taking my phone, he immediately stopped clamping the pig's ears and immediately picked up the corn.

As soon as I finished taking the photo, he immediately clipped back the pig ears, and he was really good at pretending.

Every time my husband clips a piece of pig ear, I scold him once in my heart, how can there be such a meat-loving person in the world? Soon, my husband finished his meal, and there was still a little pig ear left in the bowl, I thought that these should be enough for the child to eat, but I didn't expect my husband to serve a second bowl of rice, I couldn't help but ask him out loud: "Aren't you sick?" Why do you still eat so much? You don't eat so much meat, eat more shredded potatoes. ”

He didn't speak, and continued to clip the pig's ears, seeing that the pig's ears in the bowl were almost finished, I couldn't help it anymore, and immediately pulled the bowl containing the pig's ears to my side, and said to the child: "These are for you to eat, if you don't eat them, Dad will eat them all." ”

When my husband heard what I said, he still stretched his chopsticks to the bowl with pig ears, and I scolded him again: "Aren't you sick and struggling to even get up?" Why do you still eat so much? He still wouldn't answer me.

Every time my husband picks up a dish, I glare at him, but he doesn't seem to be able to see it, but fortunately, in the end, he doesn't clip the pig's ears anymore.

After my husband ate two bowls of rice, he put the bowl into the sink contentedly, and he went to lie down on the sofa after eating, while my child and I were not full.

Later, when my children and I were full, I said to my husband, "You have eaten two bowls of rice tonight, and you have eaten so many pig ears, go wash the dishes and digest them." ”

He was watching ** at the time, and after hearing what I said, he replied: "I'm sick, and you still told me to wash the dishes, and I can't lift my hands." ”

When he said this, I looked at him in amazement, because he ate with great strength, and he didn't stop sandwiching meat, and he didn't look like a sick person at all.

Now after eating, I suddenly fell ill again.

I said, "Then why do you still eat two bowls of rice?" Why do you still eat so much meat? "He doesn't talk anymore, he does it every time, and as soon as I ask these questions, he doesn't pay attention to me.

In the end, I still wash the dishes, alas, no way, as a good wife and mother.

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