Zhao Long, Sun Hu and Hu Xiaobao are iron buddies, the three of them are of the same age, and their biggest hobby is drinking. One day Zhao Long proposed that it would be better for the brothers to fight for a total amount of alcohol, and whoever could hold on to the end would be the boss, and the other two readily agreed.
That night, the three of them came to the agreed restaurant, and the whole wine began before the food was served. In the past, everyone drank more than two taels of small bottles, but this time, since they want to fight wine, they simply have a large bottle of one pound for each person first. The three of them gave the order, and soon they were so drunk that there was only a small half bottle left in the wine bottle in front of them.
Zhao Long was happy to drink, and felt that it was not enjoyable, and said: "It's too slow to drink like this, why don't we make a bet and drink, and whoever loses will kill the wine in the bottle in one gulp?" Hu Xiaobao's eyes rolled, and he immediately had an idea: "Then I'll make a bet with you first, if you can call Sister Liu over now, kneel down and beg you not to drink again, even if I lose." Sun Hu laughed when he heard this, and he also coaxed.
Zhao Long understands that these two people are making things bad, who doesn't know that he is notoriously afraid of his wife? Every time Sister Liu, who was like a tigress, saw him drinking, she either beat or scolded, and forced him to kneel down and beg for mercy several times. Isn't it a joke to ask her to kneel down now? But the bet was said by himself first, and he was a little undecided.
Hu Xiaobao saw him hesitate, and provoked him again: "Even my wife is afraid, how can I be the boss?" Zhao Long gritted his teeth and dialed Sister Liu's ** through wine: I'm drinking with my brothers now, can't you get over? * The other head suddenly erupted: "You have a kind, wait for me!" Sun Hu and Hu Xiaobao couldn't help but snicker.
Sister Liu quickly rushed to the restaurant, saw Zhao Long holding the wine bottle, and rushed over and wanted to drag him. Unexpectedly, Zhao Long stood up "Teng", his eyes were blood-red: "Wife, today the three of us are fighting to choose the boss, and they bet with me that as long as you are willing to kneel down and beg me not to drink, I don't have to drink." I've let you every time before, but this time you'll give me a face, okay? ”
Sun Hu and Hu Xiaobao stared at Sister Liu at the same time, but unexpectedly, Sister Liu was stunned, and really knelt in front of Zhao Long with a "plop"! She took out a list while crying: "This is the result of your physical examination a few days ago: severe fatty liver, and the doctor said that if you continue to drink like this, something will happen sooner or later." When I went out just now, my daughter cried and said that if Dad drinks again, she won't want him in the future. I beg you this time, for the sake of this family, don't drink anymore, okay? ”
Zhao Long's face turned red, he looked at the physical examination list, and then looked at his kneeling wife, suddenly patted his head vigorously, pulled up Sister Liu and walked out. Hu Xiaobao just wanted to ask, but Zhao Long turned around and said, "You testify, I will officially quit drinking from today." But what we said must count, you two will continue to compare, and I will recognize whoever is the boss in the end! After speaking, he and Sister Liu helped each other and walked out.
There were only two people left at the table. After being silent for a long time, Hu Xiaobao sneered and said: "It's troublesome to have a wife, and it's not even happy to drink." Sun Hu squinted at him: "You're about the same, I heard that you just fell in love with a rich woman recently?" ”
Hu Xiaobao pursed his lips, looked at no one around, lowered his voice and said, "You don't understand this, that woman is old and ugly, do you think I came with her really?" When she spends all her money, isn't it a kick? ”
Seeing that he didn't seem to be joking, Sun Hu was secretly surprised: although this kid is the youngest, he usually has a lot of flowers, and looking at his sober mind now, the amount of alcohol is also unfathomable! Sun Xiaohu didn't agree with Hu Xiaobao's words, shook his head and said: "You still have to compare your heart with your heart when it comes to feelings, and you often walk by the river, how can you not get your shoes wet, right?" ”
Hu Xiaobao heard what he said, sneered and said, "You are a good person, right?" Since you are so emotional, then let's continue to bet, I bet you don't have the guts to give Xiaohui another **! Hearing Hu Xiaobao mention Xiaohui, Sun Hu "chuckled" in his heart: Xiaohui was his ex-girlfriend, and he had a falling out because of drinking before, Xiaohui asked him to choose between himself and wine, he didn't reply, but he didn't expect this delay, and the two broke off contact for more than half a year.
Seeing Hu Xiaobao looking at him proudly, Sun Hu suddenly had the urge to contact Xiaohui again, in fact, he had been thinking about Xiaohui in his heart. With the strength of the wine, Sun Hu dialed the familiar number again and said, "Xiaohui, what are you doing?" I miss you. * The voice on the other end was visibly mocking: "Drinking too much again, right?" Then tell me the answer first, whether to choose me or wine? ”
Sun Hu slapped the table without hesitation: "Of course I choose you, what is wine!" The other head seemed a little surprised, and immediately responded, "You come to me now, remember, this is the last chance." Sun Hu stood up and wanted to leave, but he knew that his body was about to fall when he was crooked.
Hu Xiaobao muttered in his heart: They are all guys who are heavy on color and light on friends! He stepped forward to support Sun Hu, but he didn't forget to ask the matter: "Are you not drinking?" From now on, you can call me big brother! Sun Hu laughed: "As long as I can let Xiaohui come back to me, I will call you the eldest brother for the rest of my life!" ”
Hu Xiaobao put Sun Hu in the taxi, turned around, like a different person, returned to the restaurant in good spirits, and asked the guy proudly: "Is your boss **?" The guy pointed to the back kitchen, and Hu Xiaobao strode in.
A chubby middle-aged woman was sitting with her head bowed, and Hu Xiaobao went up and gave her a hug: "My dear, I didn't expect those two guys to be out of state today, and it's too easy for me, the boss, to win." It's a pity that we made such careful preparations, they didn't know that this restaurant was opened by you, and they didn't expect that the bottle I drank was mineral water, haha! ”
The boss didn't say a word and coldly pushed him away. Hu Xiaobao smelled that she was full of wine, glanced at an empty wine bottle on the ground, and asked in surprise: "Have you drunk all the wine that you have changed?" The boss nodded. Hu Xiaobao seemed a little confused: "Are you in a bad mood?" Or am I doing something wrong? ”
You're not wrong, it's me who is wrong, it's wrong to fall in love with someone like you. The boss sighed and shook his mobile phone, "When I asked the guy to serve the food, put the mobile phone on the cabinet next to him and open it." I just wanted to look at you, but I didn't expect to hear what you were really saying. Now I fully understand that although your brothers are good drinkers, they are all good men who love their wives, and I am nothing but an old and ugly plaything to you! ”
She staggered to her feet, and turned away without looking back: "You go, I don't want to see you again!" Hu Xiaobao stood there dumbfounded, unable to tell whether he was annoyed or remorseful.
Author: Ma Haitao.