New humorous and funny sentences, laughter can also be so stylish

Mondo Entertainment Updated on 2024-02-12

1. Are taller people very confident, aren't they superior to others?

2. The little short legs are short, don't be afraid, the sky is falling and there is a tall person on top, and you have a proper sense of security.

3. Have time to learn feng shui, feng shui rotates, there is no mansion to live in during life, and you can occupy the auspicious points after death.

4. Don't always worry about the radiation of the mobile phone, this is the best way for you to get acquainted with others, just like the microwave oven, the meal will be cooked in a little bit, just like using the mobile phone to call**, turn on**, feed people and people will be cooked.

5. When someone pretends to be cool, you let him cry enough, people who have never laughed well are dead when they pretend to cry.

6. What is the difference between urban and rural areas? In fact, it's nothing, for a foodie, it's nothing more than a takeaway delivery and no takeaway, anyway, you have to eat well with or without takeout, and weigh it every day.

7. As a fat man, I am actually quite worried about the New Year, because the pigs are sold at a good price at the end of the year, and the fat man who has doubled his value feels the pressure of getting rich overnight.

8. I used to be a fat man, and then I entered **, so I was fat and thin, no way, we had to cut meat when we encountered ** bad!

9. There are two shortcuts to success, one of which is by the mother of success, and the other is by the father of success.

10. In fact, people's choices really don't need to be too complicated, you just choose to have money to spend, and it is enough to choose not to spend enough.

11. In fact, not only do you need to fight monsters in the game, but you also need to have better equipment in love (this equipment can be a car, a house, a career, a gift, a romance, etc.) to upgrade the level.

12. If you put your lover in your heart, you are called your sweetheart, and if you put your lover in your mouth, you are called a mouth cannon.

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